Chapter 2- Better Than I Planned
I do not own any of the characters in this story they do (and Vince and the WWF)
So dont sue because you will get NOTHIN' as I have nothin gud, so Review and ENJOY!

* Oh my god, supremely awesome day alert, not only did I get to kiss that hunk of gorgeousness, Matt Hardy, I also managed to get that bitch Amy (aka Lita) totally jealous, so much that she layed into me so much she even shocked Matt, it's not like the boy is even bothered, he doesn't fancy her and he sure as hell don't fancy me YET! And using the Big Show to get me to those lush lips, was sheer genius on my part, all I had to do was to convince the oaf that I was even remotely interested by his flirtatious advances. Plus the writers are so gullable into thinkin' that my scheme was actually to boost the shows ratin's HAH! I mean i know im soundin' pretty bitchy but its understanderble given that i have an awful track record I mean Vince, T&A OMG! And Matt is SOOOOOOOOOOO CUTE and all the rest of the divas get cool men apart from Ivory obviously! So i think it high time little ol' me gets a taste of the good stuff and Matt is most DEFINATELY the good stuff*

(knock, knock)
" Who is it?"
*Who the hell could that be? If thats Joanie cummin' to bitch bout how much of a devious little temptress I am (she'd be right if I do say so myself) and come to fight Amy dumbasses' battles for her well she can kiss my cute Canadian ass!*

"Trish open the hell up you conniving little bitch, You aint stealin' my man no way not in your lifetime!"

"Yea Amy well I didnt see Matty complainin' , is our 'ickle Lita gettin' JEALOUS cos Matty poo is lookin' for some FUN elsewhere?"

" You STUPID WHORE, open this door an' say it to my face, you have to resort to temptin' other girls guys cos you cant get your own, in fact as I recall you slept with VINCE so you can't talk EH? Open this door you FAT BIMBO!"

(out in the corridor, other superstars were lookin out their locker rooms to see what the commotion was about)

"Hey Trish cummon, it'd be entertainin' to see a little cat fight in the hall, god knows we could use some livenin' up!" Steve Austin bellowed

" Yea go Trish, Show what these Canadians are made of!" Benoit shouted

" I'm takin bets 2 to 1 on Aimes" Chris Irvine (aka Jericho) Chanted,

" This will reek of awsomeness" Adam and Jay (Edge and Christian ) put in.

" Cummon Lita, beat that bitch down!"

" Lita"

"Trish"
The chants rang out all down the hall.

Finally the ruckus Brought out Matt and Jeff from their room the furthest down the hall.

"Aimes, whats goin' on out here?" Matt questioned, oblivious.

"Why dont you ask the BIMBO down there, Matty, She is thinkin a little differently to my point of view!"

"Trish?" Matt shouted above the noise of the other superstars "Whats goin on??"

"Well matt....
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HAH ha. What do you think of my second act, I dont know if its as good as the last but I love cliff hangers and im givin' you the new chapter pretty quick considerin' so please review what you think and if you have any good ideas about its progression mail me at saucy_girl_@hotmail.com
Thanx.
More soon, I promise.

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