The wind swept through Ashton's hair as thoughts of hamburgers fled through his mind. Those thoughts were
quickly replaced with thoughts of Celine's chest. Woo-ee. Ashton sat on the tip of the hill he was convienently
on and pondered this new thought that had entered his head, as a shrill scream was heard from the east.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNN!"

"WHAT?!"

"Get your possesed ass back here!"

Ashton grumbled something in Italian and slid down the hill on a trash can lid. Once he reached the pile of loud
adolesance that is Precis, he asked, "What do you want?"

"I'm getting you down here."

".....Well, obviously. Why?"

"Not too sure. Just felt the need to."

Just then a large ball of chicken grease fell from the sky containing a few random charicters from other games.

Cecil and Rosa stepped out first into the semi-moderately-high bright sunlight.

"We spaned many years, a giant chicken and even a different console to get to.... where are we, anyway?"

Everyone looked around. "Not sure. We're here."

"Makes sense."

Next came Mr. Head from Secret of Evermore. "Hello. I have no body."

"Ah. I see." Said the blind man to the deaf woman on the telephone. He then vomited pink lemonade.

Finally, out popped Terra Branford. Everyone knows Terra Branford. She's the pink Esper lady.

"Hello, all."

"Hi."

Ashton burped. "What are we going to do here?"

Everyone was silent. Mr. Head spoke up, "I have an itch on my nose."

Precis itched Mr. Head's nose.

"Thank you."

Ashton stared at the sky. "When's big-bo... err... Celine getting here?"

"Who?"

"A lady in small clothes with a nice rack."

"Sweet. When's she getting here?"

"Dunno."

"Yep."

Ashton then pulled an Igloo Refrigerated Container out of a rip in time-space that occured two seconds ago. He
handed everyone a beer.

"Yep."

"Yep."

"Uh-huh."

"Hn. Yep."

"STOP IT!!!" Precis shouted. "We need a quest. Something to do."

So they went off to get coconuts because Ashton had a hankerin' for coconuts and the only place to get coconuts
was the factory where the government makes coconuts and they all went to the factory where they make coconuts
because Ashton wanted coconuts and he made sure that everyone knew that he wanted coconuts by screaming, "I want
coconuts." really loudly so they all went to get coconuts.

"Yep." Said a random townsperson. He then exploded. All the pieces formed together to make the super magical
fantasy furby.

"Mwahahahaha. I am the super magical fantasy furby. I will kill you all." the super magical fantasy furby said.

So the super magical fantasy furby started to eat apple pie as all the others ran around in circles screaming
"Penguins" in different languages, then burping.

As the super magical fantasy furby was eating his pie, a small ball of lead fell from the sky and embedded itself
into the super magical fantasy furby's head with a pleasant squish noise. It then expanded to the size of a big
screen TV and the super magical fantasy furby was dead. Three people came out of the ball of lead who no one knows
except me and they know who they are hopefully because they are from real life in my land area.

"TRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUNKS!!!!!!!!!" Lizy screamed.

"I don't think he's in this." replied Alex.

"ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!" screamed Lizy again because she likes to scream and it hurts Mr. Head's ears
to the extent of itchery.

"My ears itch."

Precis scratched Mr. Head's ears.

"Thanks."

"Anytime."

"I don't see Seventeen here either!"

Do you actually think that I'd put Seventeen in here?

"Yes. It would make me happy...."

Seventeen appears just long enough to burp, fart, and scratch himself before dissappearing into another plant.

"That was pleasant." said no one imparticular.

Ashton jumped in the air, "This is getting really annoying!!!!" He then proceded to create a Sand Golem out of, well
sand. The Sand Golem stood up and spoke, "What ish my mashter'sh wishsh?"

"I want you to find me someone with very large breasts!"

"Undershtood." The Golem stomped off.

"Well.. that was odd." remarked Cecil.

Lizy began to sing the theme to Green Acres.

Season burped.

"We should just stand here." said Alex.

"Agreed!" replied Mr. Head.

"WE'RE STILL HERE!!!!!!" screamed Cecil and Rosa, and then started to make out.

"COCONUTS!!!!!"

The Sand Golem returned with a large burlap sack that was flailing wildly. Ashton jumped for joy. "Open it!"

"Yesh."

The bag was opened to reveal Kei.

"I'M GONNA KICK YOU ALL IN THE NUTS!!!!!!!!"

Everyone sweatdropped.

"....Okay... Get me Celine."

"Undershtood." The Golem trampled small woodland creatures as he walked off.

"Where are we, anyway?" asked Kei.

"We're here."

"Makes sense."

Season started to stand on her head.

Alex flew around the world in 80 seconds.

"So, are we gonna get those coconuts?" asked Precis.

"Probably not." responded Mr. Head, then burped.

Lizy contined to sing the theme to Green Acres.

Alex sang the theme to Brown Acres after landing.

Season played basketball with a rolled up corpse and a hollowed out frying pan.

Kei shot things.

Terra stood there.

Cecil spun his head around like in The Exorsist.

Rosa performed odd gymnastic moves.

Precis came really close to finding a new fuel but failed.

Ashton ate hamburgers.

Mr. Head fell off his box.

Precis put him back on.

"Thanks."

Kei jumped into the air, "EVERYONE LOOKIT ME!!!!!!!"

"Why?"

"Because!!!" Kei then performed the spiffy costume change like in Dirty Pair Flash.

Every male rolled their eyes to the back of their head and fainted.

"Nifty."

"Yep."

"My nose itches again."

Precis scratched Mr. Head's nose.

"Thanks."

"Waitaminute! Why didn't you faint?!" Kei asked.

"Because I'm just a head. Nothing else."

"Wow. That's gotta suck."

"Pretty much."

Precis started to fish just as the author walked in. He looked a lot like Alex for some reason.

"Hello." the author said.

"Hi." said Alex.

"Hi."

"What's your name?"

"Alex."

"Wow. Mine too."

"Really?"

"Yep."

"Neat."

"Spiffy."

"Cool."

"Nifty."

"STOP IT!!!!!!!"

"Loud."

"Yep."

Just then everyone got exactly what they wanted because I have to wrap this sorry piece of crap up.

The author got reviews.

Lizy got Trunks, much to his dismay.

Season got Seventeen.

Precis got an everlasting can of WD-40.

Terra got a line. "Hi."

Cecil got a large steak.

Rosa got the ability to nag.

Ashton got Celine.

Kei got a large rocket launcher and started to blow random things up.

The Sand Golem became a real boy.

Alex got a new pair of shoes.

You, the reader, got the end.