The wind rushed through Ashton's hair. Five minutes later he expierenced an incredible wave of dejavu and fainted on the spot.
"My nose itches"
Precis scratched Mr. Head's nose.
"Thanks"
"Anytime"
The author pressed his face up aginst whatever screen may be prominent at your computer. "I've gotten five reviews! That means I'm makin' a sequel! BE AFRAID" The author then dissapeared and left a puddle of green jello.
Cecil stood up. "Well, shit."
"Yep."
"Sounds good."
A pile of smelly feces dropped from the sky and landed on Terra's head.
"Wow. Something happened to me." She replied.
"Amazing."
Ashton jumped thirty miles into the air by accident.
"There he goes."
"He's really excitable."
Celine realized she was here. "Why am I here?"
Precis donned a magenta smoking jacket and a pipe and started to explain the whole first chapter in two words, "Shit happened."
"Oh."
"I wonder when he's coming down?"
"Who knows?"
"Who's talking?"
"I don't know anymore..."
Ashton lands.
"Hello." Said no one impartiular. He's been here before, if you don't recall.
"Ow. Well, anyway," Ashton begins. "We should go get some coconuts because..."
"AUUUUGGGHHHHH!!!!" Everyone screams at the same time, causing a stain glass window in Vatican City. The Pope was angry.
Kei shot a deer.
"Oh right. You're still here, aren't you?" Rosa asked.
"Yep."
Mr. Head announced that he was going to show them his talent. He was going to transform into Random Computer Lingo Facial Expression Man.
":)"
":("
":D"
":)"
"8:)"
"^_^"
"_"
"*_"
Precis finally screamed, "STOP IT!"
":P"
Mr. Head transformed back into his original form. "I'll have more after I examine AOL 6.0 further."
Ashton stood up a bit more slowly this time, "We should destroy AOL. It blows."
Alex agreed.
Season wasn't sure so she went back to fondling Seventeen.
Lizy had fallen into a plot hole five minutes ago, so she was in a bad lemon fic fighting for her right to party.
"That's gotta suck."
"Pretty much."
"You know..." Ashton started. "We haven't been doing anything for the past week and a half. Including eat."
"He's got a good point."
Terra was sleeping.
The whole lot of them went to a Denny's to get some grub.
"Why Denny's?"
"Because Precis can't read."
"WHAT? Precis can't read?"
"Nope."
"Well, still. Why are we going to Denny's again?"
"Because you don't have to be able to read to go to Denny's. Just point to the picture of the food you want."
"Oh right."
Kei glanced around. "Where did that conversation come from?"
Ashton looked at her. "Your guess is as good as mine."
"Amazing. LET'S GO TO DENNY'S NOW!" Precis yelled and hit someone with someone else.
Ashton pointed his swords to the direction of a Denny's "Let's go!"
They walked for two years one month and twelve days until they reached a Denny's. The group pointed to various Denny's dishes and sat back. The food arrived, and they all ate, quite content with their Grand Slams. After they were done, a few pointed to some assorted desserts and waited longer. Once those came, they ate their desserts as the others made hand gestures to simulate talking. After the desserts were finished, the group grunted and such to the waiter and tipped him, paid for their food, and walked out.
Precis shudders. "That was creepy... I don't never wanna go back in there..."
Kei pats her head. "Shhh... It's okay..."
Ashton pulles a pair of tube socks out of his pants.
Alex admires his fantastic new pair of shoes, and runs in a circle until he passes out.
Kei shoots more things.
"We need to get some coconuts now." Ashton says for no reason.
So they went off to get coconuts because Ashton wanted coconuts and he made sure that everyone knew when he said that he wanted coconuts so they went to the government building where they make coconuts and killed all the coconut people there and ate some coconuts while killing all the coconut people there and Kei shot a few defective coconuts with no holes so then they did have holes and they could be eaten so Ashton was happy because he could have more coconuts and he could eat all the coconuts if it weren't for those meddling kids who always steal his coconuts and Ashton eventually got tired of coconuts because he had just eaten 734659374659387456 coconuts.
"Can we get what we want again?" Kei asked.
Sure. Then all of the charicters got what they wanted because Kei asked soooo nicely.
"Thanks!"
Ashton got a hamburger.
Celine got silicone implants.
Terra got out of the fic.
Cecil got a large bratwurst.
Rosa got a personallity.
Kei got more ammo for her rocket launcher.
Alex got some Better Cheddars.
Season got a three-star hotel room.
Lizy got a single strand of hair from a undead virgin goat to add to her collection.
Precis got literacy.
The author got more reviews.
You, the reader, got another end.
"My nose itches"
Precis scratched Mr. Head's nose.
"Thanks"
"Anytime"
The author pressed his face up aginst whatever screen may be prominent at your computer. "I've gotten five reviews! That means I'm makin' a sequel! BE AFRAID" The author then dissapeared and left a puddle of green jello.
Cecil stood up. "Well, shit."
"Yep."
"Sounds good."
A pile of smelly feces dropped from the sky and landed on Terra's head.
"Wow. Something happened to me." She replied.
"Amazing."
Ashton jumped thirty miles into the air by accident.
"There he goes."
"He's really excitable."
Celine realized she was here. "Why am I here?"
Precis donned a magenta smoking jacket and a pipe and started to explain the whole first chapter in two words, "Shit happened."
"Oh."
"I wonder when he's coming down?"
"Who knows?"
"Who's talking?"
"I don't know anymore..."
Ashton lands.
"Hello." Said no one impartiular. He's been here before, if you don't recall.
"Ow. Well, anyway," Ashton begins. "We should go get some coconuts because..."
"AUUUUGGGHHHHH!!!!" Everyone screams at the same time, causing a stain glass window in Vatican City. The Pope was angry.
Kei shot a deer.
"Oh right. You're still here, aren't you?" Rosa asked.
"Yep."
Mr. Head announced that he was going to show them his talent. He was going to transform into Random Computer Lingo Facial Expression Man.
":)"
":("
":D"
":)"
"8:)"
"^_^"
"_"
"*_"
Precis finally screamed, "STOP IT!"
":P"
Mr. Head transformed back into his original form. "I'll have more after I examine AOL 6.0 further."
Ashton stood up a bit more slowly this time, "We should destroy AOL. It blows."
Alex agreed.
Season wasn't sure so she went back to fondling Seventeen.
Lizy had fallen into a plot hole five minutes ago, so she was in a bad lemon fic fighting for her right to party.
"That's gotta suck."
"Pretty much."
"You know..." Ashton started. "We haven't been doing anything for the past week and a half. Including eat."
"He's got a good point."
Terra was sleeping.
The whole lot of them went to a Denny's to get some grub.
"Why Denny's?"
"Because Precis can't read."
"WHAT? Precis can't read?"
"Nope."
"Well, still. Why are we going to Denny's again?"
"Because you don't have to be able to read to go to Denny's. Just point to the picture of the food you want."
"Oh right."
Kei glanced around. "Where did that conversation come from?"
Ashton looked at her. "Your guess is as good as mine."
"Amazing. LET'S GO TO DENNY'S NOW!" Precis yelled and hit someone with someone else.
Ashton pointed his swords to the direction of a Denny's "Let's go!"
They walked for two years one month and twelve days until they reached a Denny's. The group pointed to various Denny's dishes and sat back. The food arrived, and they all ate, quite content with their Grand Slams. After they were done, a few pointed to some assorted desserts and waited longer. Once those came, they ate their desserts as the others made hand gestures to simulate talking. After the desserts were finished, the group grunted and such to the waiter and tipped him, paid for their food, and walked out.
Precis shudders. "That was creepy... I don't never wanna go back in there..."
Kei pats her head. "Shhh... It's okay..."
Ashton pulles a pair of tube socks out of his pants.
Alex admires his fantastic new pair of shoes, and runs in a circle until he passes out.
Kei shoots more things.
"We need to get some coconuts now." Ashton says for no reason.
So they went off to get coconuts because Ashton wanted coconuts and he made sure that everyone knew when he said that he wanted coconuts so they went to the government building where they make coconuts and killed all the coconut people there and ate some coconuts while killing all the coconut people there and Kei shot a few defective coconuts with no holes so then they did have holes and they could be eaten so Ashton was happy because he could have more coconuts and he could eat all the coconuts if it weren't for those meddling kids who always steal his coconuts and Ashton eventually got tired of coconuts because he had just eaten 734659374659387456 coconuts.
"Can we get what we want again?" Kei asked.
Sure. Then all of the charicters got what they wanted because Kei asked soooo nicely.
"Thanks!"
Ashton got a hamburger.
Celine got silicone implants.
Terra got out of the fic.
Cecil got a large bratwurst.
Rosa got a personallity.
Kei got more ammo for her rocket launcher.
Alex got some Better Cheddars.
Season got a three-star hotel room.
Lizy got a single strand of hair from a undead virgin goat to add to her collection.
Precis got literacy.
The author got more reviews.
You, the reader, got another end.
