The water flowed through Ashton's genitles and he felt all happy.

"STOP THAT! Where did the water come from?" Precis yelled and asked at the same time.

"Sweeden."

"Makes sense."

"My nose itches."

Precis scratched Mr. Head's nose.

"Thanks."

Ashton ate an entire fish, "That's not too funny anymore."

Precis exclaimed that she didn't care.

"Besides, my nose itches often."

"I don't care."

No one cared at this point. Noone imparticular jumped in the air and hollered, "I WANT A NAME!!!"

A giant hand poped out of the clouds that appeared suddenly above, and placed a name tag on no one imparticualr's chest. It read, "Bob"

Alex spoke up, "Bob like in Fight Club? The one with bitch tits?"

Multiple people threw a potato at him.

"NO!" Said Bob.

"Okay." Said Celine.

Kei exploded and reformed in five seconds.

Ashton suddenly realizes something.

"I just realized something. We have no quests to do this time around."

Cecil corrected him, "Well, we WERE going to destroy AOL."

"Oh yeah! LET'S MOSEY!"

Just at that moment, fifty-seven and a half lawyers burst out of a door suspended in midair.

"We'll see YOU in court!" They handed Ashton a summons.

Ashton looked confused, "What? Why?"

"Because you stole a line from Cloud! 'Let's mosey' is HIS line!!!"

"Do you have proof?"

The lawyers looked at each other. "Proof? What is proof? We have never heard of your crazy moon talk before, infadel! GET YOUR ASS TO COURT!"

Suddenly, they were all in court. Lots of stuff happened and Ashton was sentenced to five years and a thirty thousand gil fine.

"I don't have any gil!"

"Oh. Well, I suppose you can't very well pay it then, huh? Release the prisoner."

Ashton was released and they were all sent back to their native country of Veneswela by boat attached to a poodle.

"That was odd."

"Indeed."

Kei stated the obvious because it's fun and stuff. "We're in Veneswela, by the way."

"Indeed. Let's leave."

They left and returned to wherever the hell they were before.

Ashton says something unarticulate.

Season causes world peace for three seconds.

"WE SHOULD GO KILL AOL NOW" Precis started to talk in capital letters. Just then the group heard a very odd sound. Something like a cannon being charged. Fifteen seconds later, they heard a loud shot from a cannon. Worried, everyone ran around in a circle for 2.34 seconds.

"That was fun."

"Mmmhmm."

Alex, Lizy, and Season ducked into a corner and started to converse.

"What are they talking about?"

"Beats me."

"Where are all these conversations coming from?!"

"I don't know..."

"Neither do I."

"Nor I."

"STOPPIT!!!!" Precis shouted and broke another stain glass window in Vatican City. The Pope unleashed God's wrath on AOL, assuming they did it. The AOL/Time Warner building was fried in a blast of holy fire. There was much rejoicing.

"Yay." Said everyone flatly.

"Well, there goes AOL."

"Yep."

Lizy, Alex, and Season jump up at the same time, "We know what that big cannon noise was!"

"What?"

"A cannon!"

Lizy falls into another plothole.

"Well, damn."

"Yep."

Alex pulls out a mind control device and debates with himself wether or not he should use it.

Rosa suddenly screams like a baby and runs away.

"Actually, that was a charicter cannon. We should be seeing a large number of charicters from a few games drop in suddenly." Alex explained.

"Oh."

"Okay."

Just then, the charicters fell. They were Locke, Celes, Umaro, Tifa, Sephiroth, Steiner, and Terra again. They all landed in the exact same spot at the exact same time with the force of a nuclear warhead. Terra instantly screamed because she was back in the fic.

"Ahhhhhh."

"Indeed."

Sephiroth started to walk in a circle that spiffy way he does when a sword is embedded in his chest. "Mommy...."

"Mommy?!"

"Yeah. Got a problem?!"

"...No....."

Tifa puffed out her chest, "I'm still the biggest one here! YAY!"

Kei's attention perked up. "Oh yeah?!"

"YEAH!"

"I DON'T THINK SO!!!"

"TOO DAMN BAD!!!"

"This won't end well..." Steiner ran away, arms flailing.

Locke stole the crown jewels. "Yoink."

"Oh, Locke. You're so wonderful!" Celes balled her hands and batted her eyes.

"Yeah..." Locke and Celes skipped away singing Mary Had a Little Lamb.

Kei and Tifa were nose to nose, well, as far as they could get, arguing about bra sizes.

Alex dug a large hole.

Terra looked to the sky, "CAN WE END THIS NOW?!"

Okay. The whole lot of them got what they wanted yet again.

Alex got a spiffy shirt.

Season got a brand new newspaper.

Lizy got the severed head of Col. Sanders.

Terra got green hair dye, and then complained about her hair already being green.

Tifa and Kei both got Super Inflaters. They inflate anything!

Locke got a gold plated tooth.

Celes got a magic toenail.

Steiner got a shoe.

Umaro got a live deer.

Sephiroth got a plush doll of Death.

Ashton got the Schphincter Cannon.

Precis didn't get anyhting.

Celine got a spiffy computer.

The author got more reviews.

Mr. Head, seeing I've neglected him of anything in the past, got one million dollars.

You, the reader, will probably never get an end. Ha ha! ^_^