The Real Ralph Morgan
Will The Real Ralph Morgan please mark Time,
I Repeat, will the real Ralph Morgan Please mark Time.
I think we're gonna have a problem here
(Verse 1)
Ya'll act like you've never seen a fat person before.
Drawers all on the floor like Josh and Lee Dixon just burst through the door,
Call a freshman a whore rollin; him over furniture
its the return of the uh wait, no way, your kidding, he didn't just do,
what I thought he did...did he?
and Adam Green says, nothing you idiots, Adam Green's dead he's locked
in my basement!
Flutist women hate Ralph The Goat. Baa baa Ralph Morgan I'm sicka him
look at him stopmin around holding his you know what (alto sax)
flipping to you know who (Jen-Of arc) yeah, he's so fat though
Ok, so maybe I have a few buttons down in my pants loose, but no worse
than what's going on in Berning's bedroom
sometimes I get pissed at Berning and wanna let loose, but I can but
its cool for Kevin Lewis to invoke verbal abuse
Hes getting Berning pissed, he's getting Berning pissed, and if he's
unlucky he might give him a little kick, and that's the message we
deliver to Berning's kids and expect them not to know that they aren't really
his
of course they gonna know what intercourse is, by the time they reach
1st grade,
they watch their mom don't they?
we ain't nothing but bands students,
well some of us Sousaphone players, band's pro BS sayers.
(chorus)
I'm Ralph Morgan yes I'm Ralph Morgan
All you other Ralph Morgan's are just imitating
So won't Winkis please shut up get Set (Jeffery) up turn his IQ up
I'm Ralph Morgan yes I'm Ralph Morgan
All you other Ralph Morgan's are just imitating
So won't Winkis please shut up get Set (Jeffery) up turn his IQ up
(Verse 2)
Berning's hemorrhoids are a real band camp wrecker
Martha Stewart is too, so get some cream and use one stone to kill two
half the time he cant mange me, led alone stand me
But we're goats we gloat does that make us wierd
No its just why Berning want us the Hell outta here
Im not leavin but Berning while you're up can we share your beer
So I can get a beer belly and be feared
You and Snead arguing bout what sounds the worst
Then make us practice till we come in 1st
"Run it back once more I think its gonna be better"
We should spend the whole year at F A I R M O N T
Or we could go to Fairborn and get TB (Tee He)
I'm sick of the gay tenors
all they do is annoy me
so I have been sent here to destroy you
and there's a million of us just like me
who play sax like me who cant stand straight like me
who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me
and just might be the next best thing, but not quite
me.................
(Chorus)
I'm Ralph Morgan yes I'm Ralph Morgan
All you other Ralph Morgan's are just imitating
So won't Winkis please shut up get Set (Jeffery) up turn his IQ up
I'm Ralph Morgan yes I'm Ralph Morgan
All you other Ralph Morgan's are just imitating
So won't Winkis please shut up get Set (Jeffery) up turn his IQ up
(Verse 3)
I'm like a head trip to listen to
Cuz I have been known to
Play the alto sax and make it sound like impending doom
The only difference is Im tone death when I play it
in front of ya'll and I aint gotta be false or sugar coated at all
I just put my lips on the damn thing and rip it
and whether you like to admit it (riiip)
I just pissed off 90% of the band director's lovers
Underneath the covers
One and only Ralph Morgan lover.
It's funny, cause at the rate I'm going when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person at Fairmont flirting
pinchin teachers asses when I'm tryin hard and working
and I'm learnin but this whole stack of cheat sheets isn't working
in every single person there's a Ralph Morgan lurkin
he could be workin at burger king, spittin on your onion rings
or in the parking lot, circling, makin his alto sound like a truck
with his windows down and his system up
so will the real Ralph please stand up
and put 1 of those fingers on each hand up
and be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
and 1 more time, loud as you can, how does it go? .................
(Chorus)
I'm Ralph Morgan yes I'm Ralph Morgan
All you other Ralph Morgan's are just imitating
So won't Winkis please shut up get Set (Jeffery) up turn his IQ up
I'm Ralph Morgan yes I'm Ralph Morgan
All you other Ralph Morgan's are just imitating
So won't Winkis please shut up get Set up turn his IQ up
I'm Ralph Morgan yes I'm Ralph Morgan
All you other Ralph Morgan's are just imitating
So won't Winkis please shut up get Set up turn his IQ up
I'm Ralph Morgan yes I'm Ralph Morgan
All you other Ralph Morgan's are just imitating
So won't Winkis please shut up get Set up turn his IQ up
I'm Ralph Morgan yes I'm Ralph Morgan
All you other Ralph Morgan's are just imitating
So won't Winkis please shut up get Set up turn his IQ up
(Talking)
haha guess there's a Ralph Morgan in all of us........ Silly Winkis
Tricks are for Brendon Now Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
-end-
*Okay, now some of this needs some explaining, obviously Brendon and Jonathan are both alto saxes, and are both out of their minds. Brendon's nickname is Ralph Morgan, or Ralph the Goat, and is a big guy, not to mention that one of his other nicknames is Surley. Adam Green is the alto sax section leader and kind of an jerk, but they seem to like him. Winkis would be this little sophomore, who's pretty much the tag-a-long of Brendon's pack, and for your sake I won't even explain the "tricks are for brendon now joke." And, Berning would be our wonderful Director.
P.S.-Blow It Hard Clarinets!*
