Look! It's the greatly anticipated (all else: HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!) ehhem!! The GREATLY anticipated part two to Invader Sar. I need some votes in your reviews, if you don't mind, and the question is at the end of the chapter, PLEASE vote. It is important. To me. Maybe not to you. Anyway, ON WITH THE FIC!!
Disclaimer doodad: I don't own Zim!! Only Sar, and Yip, and the plot, but nothing else!!
It was a shiny, bright, happy, wonderful day and lots of shiny, bright, happy, wonderful people were going to a shiny, bright, happy, wonderful skool, somewhere in Kansas. Sar on the other hand was preparing to go to the Earth skool. She had learned that Earth children went to the skool to learn about stuff, stuff that could be useful.
Oh how wrong she was.
Sar left her lab and put on her wig and contacts that were lying on the side table.
" Yip, I need you to guard the house while I go to skool."
Yip sat there and didn't even acknowledge the fact that Sar was standing there.
" YIP!" Yip turned around. " Good, now that I have your attenti-"
Yip turned back to the TV.
" YIIIPPP! I need you to guard the HOUSE!!"
" ok, ok sheesh, You don't need ta yell! I heared you the first time.."
" Well you didn't let me know you heard!"
" Heard what?"
"nothing, I'm leaving now. Guard the house."
" hmm?"
Sar gave up the argument and trudged out of the house. Yip got on her nerves. If only Red hadn't kicked her so hard in the back of the head...( A/N: I think I forgot to put this in, but Yip is female. She has small eyelashes, and I totally forgot to add that. Sorry, but now you know!) Sar's thoughts were interrupted when she hit a street light in front of the skool building.
"ow.."
Later, in Ms. Bitters' class...
" This is the new student Sar. She is just as worthless as the rest of you. TAKE YOUR SEAT!"
Sar sat looked around. There were no empty desks. "Great.." she thought, " This always seems to happen to me doesn't it..." Then, out of nowhere, a giant evil worm monster burrowed into the classroom and devoured one of the students. It burped and left without a trace, except for the huge hole in the wall.
Sar walked over to the desk, that was toward the back, and looked out the new window, compliments of the giant evil worm monster.
" And just like that pitiful, worthless DOOMed child who just got devoured by the giant evil worm monster, you are all doomed. Now, we are going to take a pop test to determine what animal will feast upon your flesh in the near future."
" What a pleasant teacher.." thought Sar. Well, if this class wasn't going to teach her something useful, she could study the other humans in the class. Sar lazily looked around the room before her gaze landed on the green child in the front row. Oh no, it couldn't be. There was another Irken here! Sar knew it was another Irken, he had the back pod, and obviously had a defective disguise program like her.
" Pass up your tests! I will call out the names of the creatures that you will be devoured by."
"Test? Oh, the one in front of me that I left blank.." thought Sar. Not that it mattered much, she had more important things to worry about....
Bum Bum Bum!!!!
What will happen next? How will Zim react? When will Sar meet Dib? Will Yip ever start paying attention? Will I stop asking questions?
Ok, I would like it if you would please vote on this fic I started...It's about old kid and where I think he went, because he vanished after the first episode...vote please!!!!
