"Damn

"Damn!!" Sakuragi cursed for the millionth time.

Hanagata and Maki sighed, Rukawa was just sleeping with his head on his shoulder.

"We went out of prison this morning and now here we are again!! Guess we're just very unlucky…"

No one commented.

"We've to get out of here!! Let's think about a plan!!" the redhead exclaimed.

"We can't." Rukawa simply replied.

"Why are you saying so, fox?"
"We escaped once, they won't let us do that another time."

"Never give up hope, Kaede…"

"Hope leads to illusion." the kitsune said.

"Don't say that!! Hope is the only thing we have, now!!"

"We've our strength, too." Maki added.

"And our intelligence!!" Hanamichi exclaimed.

"That's not your case."

"TEME, KITSUNE!!"

"Shut up, would you?" Hanagata exclaimed.

"Since you've just been here tell us how you escaped." Maki said.

He didn't expect what happened next: Rukawa frowned and a hard expression took over on his face, while Sakuragi became serious.

"I don't think that would help us." the redhead said.

"Just tell us."
"Kaede… Should I…?" Hanamichi turned to Rukawa as if looking for approval.

Maki and Hanagata frowned.

"No, I'll tell them."
"Are you sure?"

Maki and Hanagata frowned even more.

"Hanamichi and I were in this cell, I was chained to the wall and some guards came in sometimes to…"

He felt Hanamichi's hand gripping his tight.

"To rape me."

He saw Maki and Hanagata's eyebrows shot up.

"Then I kicked one in the shin and Hanamichi killed them. We escaped with a jeep."

There was an uneasy silence after his confession.

"Sorry for bringing that up." Maki said.

"Not a big deal."

"Anyway this is no use to us." Hanagata said.

"I've already told you that we can't go out of here."

"The guy is right." a voice said, behind them.

They all turned. In front of them there was a guard, a gun hanging from his hip.

"At least you won't be out of here alive." he continued "You'll be executed, since you're all important people from the Rebellion. They'll think twice before attack us when you'll be dead."

None of them said a word.

"Oh, don't worry!! You will have all comforts till then!!" the soldier exclaimed, laughing and walking away.

"…"

"Bastard!!"

"Asshole!!"

"Son of a bitch!!"

"See?" Rukawa stated.

"I don't know about you guys, but I want to get back to my Kenji-koi!!" Hanagata exclaimed.
"Same here." Maki said.

"You want to go back to my Kenji?!"

"No, you idiot!! I was talking about Nobu-chan!"

"Oh, that wild mon…er… hyperactive boy!!" Hanagata exclaimed, visibly relieved.

"You dared to insult my Nobu-chan?!"
"No!"

"Then, Fujima is just a… a… a sissy!!"

"WHAT??! Take that back!!"

Rukawa and Hanamichi exchanged weird looks.

"How about finishing that thing…" Hanamichi left the question hanged into the air, but Rukawa understood.

"Ok…"

"Let's stop this!!" Maki exclaimed.

"You started this!!"
"You did!!"

"Did not!!"
"Did to!!"

The other's guys quarrelling was just a distant noise for them (ok, maybe Maki and Hanagata are a little OCC, but they're funny, aren't they??!).

Blue eyes into brown ones.

They got closer, Hanamichi hugged Kaede around his hips, while the other brought his arms around his neck, caressing his nape. They closed their eyes and got closer…

"Rukawa!! Sakuragi!!"

"Who did start this?!!"

"WHAT??!!" the kitsune and the redhead growled in reply.

"He started the fight, didn't he?"

"No, it was him!!"

"JUST SHUT THE HELL UP!!" Hanamichi yelled at the top of his lungs then he turned to Rukawa and kissed him full on the lips. They parted only when the needed air.

"About time." mumbled a panting Rukawa.

"Not my fault, kitsune… Just the events."

"Mind repeating that?"

"Not at all."

Hanamchi kissed another time Rukawa, biting his lower lip gently, then entering his mouth with his tongue and caressing the other's. They both moaned and Rukawa hands reached the chest under Hanamichi's shirt.

"Damn clothes. Get in the way." the kitsune mumbled, taking off his lover's shirt, followed by his. He, then, laid on his back with Hanamichi who was kissing and licking his way down his neck and had just reached a nipple. He moaned loudly when the redhead licked it and…

Damn.

He forgot they got audience.

"Hanamichi… Maki and Hanagata they're…"

The two lovers looked towards the boys to find them with a nose bled. Actually, looking at the scene, they were thinking about their kois in a very… er… sexy (yeah, but of course!!) way.

"Err… I think it's not the time nor the place to do this…" Hanamichi said, putting his shirt back on.

"Yeah…" Rukawa sounded disappointed.

"Hentais!" Hanamichi exclaimed "Watching us while we're… doing our… er… business…"

"It was you who started to kiss each other and strip!" Hanagata replied.

"But you shouldn't have looked!!"

"Hey!! Meal!!" a guard exclaimed.

"They want to kill us and they feed us…"

"We want you to be in a good shape…" the young guard exclaimed "…guys."

"Why is tha-- HIKOICHI?!!" Hanamichi exclaimed.

"Eheh… Hi Sakuragi-san…"

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!!" the redhead exclaimed.

"Speak more quietly, Sakuragi-san!!" Hikoichi whispered.

"Okay… What are you doing here, Hikoichi?"
"I'm here to save you of course!!" the young boy exclaimed, smiling proudly.

The four prisoners looked at him in silence.

Then burst out laughing (except Rukawa of course). [Hikoichi: T_T No one takes me seriously!! Why?! Why?! Hanamichi: Maybe because of your face… Rukawa: Look who's talking Hanamichi: TEME!! KITSUNE!!!]

Maki regained his seriousness.

"Nah. Serious. What are you doing here?"

"B…But I've already said that I'm here to save you…"

"How? Playing Schwarzenegger?" Rukawa asked "Or Rambo?"

"I like more Schwarzenegger than Rambo… He got beautiful muscles…" Hanamichi said

"I could get jealous…" the kitsune-boy said menacingly.

"No!! I have a plan!! Listen to me!!"

"Yeah?" They all said with scarce interest. However Hikoichi was too taken by his plan explanation to notice that.

"When you'll be taken to the execution there will be the Press, too!!" the younger boy said "And guess who's coming along?"

"Who?" Hanamichi asked, not really listening.

"My sister!!" he exclaimed "They'll hide some narcotic gas in the cam and poison everyone, then we'll free you and we'll run away!! Then? What do you think?!"
"It might work…" Maki commented

"For now it's the only possibility we have…" Hanamichi added "Let's do it!"
"Okay!!" Hikoichi exclaimed "Now I have to go!! See you later, senpais!!"

Angie: pppffffffAHHAHAHAHHAHA!!!! Poor Hikoichi!!! wipes her eyes I couldn't stop laughing!! AHHAHAH!! You surely think I'm mad, laughing of a silly fic of mine, writing it!! Sorry, but… ehehe… can't help!! And the scene with the sex… I'm really insane…

Hana-chan: Yes, you're insane… Let's call the Men in White!!

[Will Smith and Tommy L. Jones from Men in Black arrive, only their suits are white]

J&K (those are their names, aren't they?): Here we are!!
Angie: MMMMMMWWWWAHAHHA!! (Sephiroth Mad Laughter TM)

Hana-chan: Oh, Gosh…

Kaede-chan: Zzzzzzz…

Angie: Eh… Eh… eheh… eheheheh… ahahahahahahaha!!! still laughing