The Billion-Dollar Princess Bride - Scene 2
The Billion-Dollar Princess Bride
Part 3
[It is night-time,
Angle, Show, Shane, and the billion-dollar princess are still at sea]
Shane McMahon:
We'll reach the cliffs soon. [Turns to Angle, who is staring behind].
Yo, Kurt - Why do you keep staring behind us?
Angle: Just making
sure nobody's following us, Shane sir.
Stephanie: [to
Shane] Daddy will find you, and so will Prince Helmsley... and you'll
all be stuck jobbing until you DIE!
Shane McMahon:
Sis, worry about YOURSELF jobbing! [pausing, then turning to Angle,
who's still glancing behind] Will you stop that, man! Relax! It's almost
over.
Angle: Shane...
are you SURE no one's following us?
Shane McMahon:
No one in the Alliance knows what we've done, and no one in the WWF could
have gotten here so fast, so don't worry! Shane-o-mac knows what he's doing.
It's IMPOSSIBLE for anyone to follow us!
Angle: I know
a ship when I see it. I'm telling you there's one right behind us! And
that, my friend, is TRUE!
Shane McMahon:
[now seeing a ship in the distance] Probably some local indie Wrestler
heading to his next show ....
[Stephanie suddenly
jumps overboard]
Shane McMahon:
Kurt, go get her!
Angle: Sir, as
a man of intelligence, it would be a bad idea to risk my olympic neck jumping
in after her.
Shane McMahon:
Show, go get her!
Big Show: [turning
to Shane McMahon] Yeah, like I can swim!
Shane McMahon:
I'm jobbing you BOTH to Shawn Stasiak! You just wait! [suddenly, horrible
screeching is heard. Shane looks at Stephanie in the water] I guess
you're gonna get up close and personal with some screeching divas! If you
don't believe me, just wait. They always get more annoying when they're
about to feed.
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Crash
stared at his cousin, Hardcore, eyes wide as he hugged his bed sheets tightly.
"Hey,
Crash? Are you wimping out on me? You look scared! I thought you could
handle this book!" Hardcore replied.
"I...I
wasn't scared!" Crash sputtered, "I'm a super-heavyweight! We don't get
scared over books. Go on..."
"You
sure? Because it looks like you were scared..." Hardcore insisted.
"WAS
NOT! Just READ!"
"Ok,
Crash... if you say so! Now let's see... ok, Stephanie was in the water,
the screeching divas were going after her, she was frightened, the screeching
divas started to surround her... and then---"
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[Big Show reaches
out of the boat, hits the screeching divas on the head, and pulls Stephanie
back on Board]
Shane McMahon:
Put my stupid sister down!
Angle: [looking
back at the other ship again] I think he's getting closer! [a
pause] He must be a man of intensity...
Shane McMahon:
Who cares? I'm Shane-o-mac! As fast as Simba! We can out run that jobber
anytime! [turns to Stephanie] And when did YOU get so brave, Steph,
jumping in the water like that?
Stephanie: [glaring
at Shane] I swear, when I get back home, I'm going to tell daddy to
kick your ass!
TO BE CONTINUED