DBZ / Pokemon Crossover (Well, sorta)
10-16-01
AN: Okay, I was bored, on a sugar high, and stuck with a five-day weekend. This fic is the outcome of a phone conversation about Saiyans and Ash and Gary, plus the above results. Also, this is an attempt at humor. DBZ families are screwed up, but deal with it. I needed to get my Saiyan blood from somewhere! Oh, I also made up and own Leena.
Disclaimer: No, I don't own Dragonball Z or Pokemon.
In the normally quiet town of Pallet, it was ten in the morning. In an average house in the middle of Pallet Town, Ash Ketchum woke up and made an unusual discovery. "AHHH! I HAVE A TAIL!!"
In the next door house…
"AHHH! I HAVE A TAIL!!" Gary Oak yelled. Hearing her younger brother's yell, May ran into Gary's bedroom. She flung open the door. "Gary! What's wrong?!" "I HAVE A TAIL!!!" Gary held it up to prove his point. May sat down on Gary's bed. "I was afraid this would happen." "WHAT?! You mean you knew this was going to happen?!" "Gary, sit down." "Wha- but…" "SIT DOWN!" May commanded in a loud voice. Gary meekly sat down, giving a very good deathglare at the tail, which just twitched in response. May took a deep breath. "You don't remember mom or dad, do you?" Gary was taken aback. "No, but what does that have to do with this?" "Here goes…" May started explaining the family's heritage.
Back at the Ketchum's house…
"Calm down, Ash!" "BUT I HAVE A TAIL!!" "ASH!" Ash shut up. "You don't remember your father, did you?" He shook his head. "Well, it's time I told you about him." Ash leaned forward to catch every word. "His name was…Son Goku. He was from a race called the Saiyans." "You mean he was an alien?!" Deria shushed him and continued with the story.
Oak residence…
"You mean my dad's an alien?!" May nodded. "His name was Vegeta. He married a woman named Leena." "But what about you? How come you don't have a tail?" "We don't have the same father. My father's name was Drake and he was human." "But what about gramps?" "He is my grandfather, but not yours." Gary looked down at the floor. "I'm gonna take a walk." He walked out the door, down the stairs and out the front door.
Outside of Prof. Oak's lab…
Ash sat on the bench. I'm half-alien? Ash's attention was brought up when he saw someone walking toward him. It was Gary. He was looking down at the ground and didn't seem to notice Ash. "Hey Gary!" "Huh?" He looked up. When he recognized the person was Ash, he seemed to hide something behind his back. Ash was trying to hide his tail behind him. "Uh…hi," said Gary. Okay, what's wrong here? He didn't call me a loser, thought Ash. Suddenly, his tail slipped. Gary noticed it quickly. "What's that?" "Oh, nothing." Ash stood up and backed away. Then, Gary's tail slipped from his grasp. "Gary, was that a tail?" "Um…of course not." Ash reluctantly showed his tail. Gary quickly made the connection. "Saiyan?" he asked quietly. "YEAH!" yelled Ash. "Cool!" "Wanna go to the Poke' Mart?" "Sure." The two walked off toward nearby Viridian City. As their silhouettes faded into the morning fog, Gary pulled on Ash's tail, causing the other Demi-Saiyan to fall to the ground.
End
AN: Stupid, I know. I'm on a sugar high. No flames please!
