"Yes honey. She is."
Invader ZIM is © and ™ of Jhonen Vasquez. Don't sue me please.
FADE IN: It's a beautiful morning. The birds are singing, the sun is shining while the ozone layer is slowly becoming nonexistent, and a lab is being destroyed.
"EEEEEEHEE!! I'm gonna' EXPLODE!!"
"No! GIR! Stop!! NO EXPLODING!!"
sound effect. "boom".
FADE IN AGAIN: Miles beneath a small house in an alleyway, an alien named ZIM is busy trying to reconstruct badly explody-damaged computers and equipment that he plans on using for taking over Earth. oh .. um, I didn't just say that.
While ZIM is fixing things, his robot, GIR, is destroying more.
"When I grow up, I'm gonna' be a MOOOOOOOSE!!" GIR yelled, flailing his arms around wildly.
"GIR ... I told you not to —" ZIM was interrupted by a moose shoved in his face. "Hug the moooooosey!" GIR said in a singsong voice, rubbing the moose (Which isn't actually a real moose. —A/N) across his face.
"GAH! Stop it!!"
"Mooooooooooose!!!"
ZIM pushed GIR to the side, and continued his work. What the two didn't know was, a few houses away ...
OUR HERO WAS JUST AWAKENING FROM HIS 10-HOUR SLUMBER!!
Here we're supposed to fade in again, but that's getting old. Let's try something ... DIFFERENT!
STAR WIPE: Our young handsome hero-man sat up in his bed. Zoom in on his face. I introduce to you ...
DIB THE SHIRTLESS MAN.
Hey laaaaadieeeees.
Dib yawned and put on his glasses. Gaz pushed open the door to his room, without bothering to knock. "Hey, loverboy, school's in half an hour. Get dressed." She said, and turned around and left. Dib mumbled to himself, "Half an hour till school? I don't usually sleep this late .." He got out of bed and quickly dressed, and ran downstairs. As he passed the kitchen, he grabbed whatever was on the counter.
Dib ran outside and started chewing on what he had gotten from the kitchen counter. "This tastes funny ..." he said, and looked down to see that he had picked up a sponge. "oh, EW!!" he yelled, throwing the sponge in front of him girlishly. As he walked to the bus stop, two girls who were standing at the stop called out to him.
"Hey, Gib, or whatever your name is! You're lookin' gooood today!"
"I can't believe I dumped milk on your sexy self!"
Dib smiled to himself, thinking he was "hot stuff", or something like that. The bus pulled up, and as soon as Dib got on it, everyone on the bus started making that annoying Jerry Springer-esque sound and waving their hands around in the air. Dib was still smiling to himself. He looked around for a seat on the bus, but only found one — Where a disguised ZIM was sitting. (I know, it's kind of .. uh .. coincidental, or something, but bear with me. —A/N)
"ZIM ... Don't try anything weird or alien-ish, got it? This is the ONLY seat on the bus and I'm ON to you!" Dib said threateningly, sitting down next to ZIM carefully.
"I wouldn't bother, Dib. Although, your amazing good looks are conjuring to be eliminated."
Dib looked suspiciously at ZIM. He figured it was just going to be another day.
That's the end of the first chapter, kids. I'm estimating that there will be about 2 or 3 chapters in this story. so, shhh.
