(Sing to the tune of the "Buffy" theme song)

Buffy!

She is a slayer,

A vampire slayer!

And she kicks butt!

Butt!

She has fa-fa-friends!

They're called the Scooby Gang!

And Angel left her!

Poor Buffy!

Her friends

Took her out

of heaven

When she died!

When she died!

-by Janna