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All you authors
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And back yourself up
Before you f*ck this song up

Fic's in, just come out
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Back up, back up
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Up loadin' loadin' loadin' loadin' (what?)
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Up loadin' loadin' loadin' loadin' (yeah)
Up loadin' loadin' loadin' loadin'

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Fic's in, just come out
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Back up, back up
Tell me what you gonna do now
Up loadin' loadin' loadin' loadin' (what?)
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