This is a parody

This is a parody. If you review I may write more. If this offended anyone, flame. I do not not not own Gundam Wing.

Boys Don't Cry on the Little Girl and Her Dog

By Ryo0oki

Warnings: Yaoi, orgy, OOC, parody, pointlessness

Duo sniffed sadly, trying to hold back tears. Heero had left him. Oh, he was so stupid! Why had he told the Perfect Soldier that he loved him? Why? I should have known no one could love me back, Duo thought.

-----a few miles away---

"Damn you, Duo," Heero muttered. "I don't deserve someone like you! I'll just kill you… like the girl and the puppy! No, it's better if I leave."

---back at Duo and Heero's dorm room----

"The world is so cruel," Duo said sadly. "No one loves me. I bring death to everyone. Oh shit." He was about to cry. "No, dammit, boys don't cry!!!!!"

Just then Wufei stepped into the still open door. "Hey Duo," he said. "I know Heero like, just left you, but, like, we all know he loves you at heart."

Duo blinked. "How did know that?"

"Well… it's obvious the way he talks-"

"No," Duo said. "How did you know that I just told him I loved him?"

Wufei glanced at a hidden camera in the corner of the room. "I'm psychic? Anyways, like, that's not the point. Go after him Duo! Go after Heero!!" No one saw the tears shining in Wufei's eyes. He truly loved the braided baka, but he was willing to compromise his soul for Duo's happiness.

"Oh Wufei!" Duo cried, bursting into tears. "Don't be silly. Did Heero come in here and lecture me to chase after him? Nooo. Wufei, Heero hasn't done a thing for me. I love YOU!!!!"(1)

"Oh Duo, I love you too," Wufei said, crying as well.

"Let's have hot monkey sex!" They proceeded to rip each other's clothes off, when Wufei realized something.

"Duo… um… when did you become a girl?"

"Easy, silly," Duo said brightly. "Boys don't cry. Well I just did! So now I'm a girl!!!!"

"Oh." Wufei paused. "Well let's fuck then!"

And they did just that, oblivious to the gathering crowd at their open dorm door.

----a few hours of passionate sex later----

Duo sighed in pleasure. "Oh screw Heero. I never loved him anyways. He can go off to Relena for all I care."

Heero, who had just come back to grab his spandex shorts and tank tops (he had run out in pajamas and fuzzy bunny slippers) heard what Duo said. He started crying. "Fine, be that way!" he shouted pulling out his gun, ready to shoot Duo. But no! He couldn't! He couldn't kill the little girl and the puppy again. Heero sank to his knees.

"Heero…" Duo said timidly. "Um, sorry?"

Heero suddenly realized something and grinned. He couldn't kill the little girl and her puppy, but he could kill…

Heero shot Wufei.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" Duo shouted in despair. "You bastard! How could you?"

"I'm so sorry Duo," Heero said, sounding extremely fake. "I don't know what came over me."

Wufei sat up. "Why is there blood all over me? Wasn't I dead?"

Treize ran in. "Yes, but I wished you back to life! Cool, huh?"

Wufei blinked. "Weren't you dead?"

"Um…" Treize looked away. "Who cares? Let's have an orgy!"

"Okay!" Heero and Duo said happily.

Wufei's nose spurted some blood for a while. "Okay," he said after it was done. "Let's!"

And so they had a wonderful orgy and lived happily ever after.

~Owari~

1. There's a similar line Kuwabara no Miko's fic, "Time". I didn't mean to make fun of it! Honest….. Okay fine, but I loved the fic.

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