Disclaimer:I dont own Banjo-kazooie,some other people do. (nintendo and rare i think)

-scene:Card table-

Bottles:"Your cash is running low Banjo. Think you can beat me and Mumbo"?

Banjo:"No problem! piece 'o cake"!

Kazooie:"You want some cake Banjo"?

Banjo:"No its just a"--

Kazooie:"For the first time Banjo asked me to do something for him! I wont let him down"!

-comes back with cake-

Banjo:"Kazooie!!! I dont want cake you butt-wipe"!

Kazooie:"You want me to wipe my butt on it"?

Banjo:"For the love of god no"!

Kazooie:"Here Banjo. I did what you said".

Banjo:"NOOOOO...! Kazooie. Shut-up and roll around in the mud for awhile and let me play cards"!

Kazooie:"Okay".

-rolls cake in the mud-

Kazooie:"Here Banjo"!

Banjo:"Grrrrn... I WONT EAT CAKE!!! Cant you see??! I would not eat it,not even in a tree! Not under-ground or in a lake or with a fox. So shut-up before I kick your ass and shove you in a box"!!!

Kazooie:..."You want the cake in a box? Why didnt you just say so"!

Banjo:"Thats it"!!

-grabs kazooie by the neck and wrestles her across the floor knocking over the lamp,chair,bed and finally throwing kazooie in the fire-

Banjo:"Whew...Okay you ready to play--WHAT"?!

-banjo looks up to see that mumbo and bottles left the house taking banjos cash with them-

Kazooie:"So you wanted the cake heated up? Why didnt you say so"!

Banjo:...

THE END