-scene:Card table-
Bottles:"Your cash is running low Banjo. Think you can beat me and Mumbo"?
Banjo:"No problem! piece 'o cake"!
Kazooie:"You want some cake Banjo"?
Banjo:"No its just a"--
Kazooie:"For the first time Banjo asked me to do something for him! I wont let him down"!
-comes back with cake-
Banjo:"Kazooie!!! I dont want cake you butt-wipe"!
Kazooie:"You want me to wipe my butt on it"?
Banjo:"For the love of god no"!
Kazooie:"Here Banjo. I did what you said".
Banjo:"NOOOOO...! Kazooie. Shut-up and roll around in the mud for awhile and let me play cards"!
Kazooie:"Okay".
-rolls cake in the mud-
Kazooie:"Here Banjo"!
Banjo:"Grrrrn... I WONT EAT CAKE!!! Cant you see??! I would not eat it,not even in a tree! Not under-ground or in a lake or with a fox. So shut-up before I kick your ass and shove you in a box"!!!
Kazooie:..."You want the cake in a box? Why didnt you just say so"!
Banjo:"Thats it"!!
-grabs kazooie by the neck and wrestles her across the floor knocking over the lamp,chair,bed and finally throwing kazooie in the fire-
Banjo:"Whew...Okay you ready to play--WHAT"?!
-banjo looks up to see that mumbo and bottles left the house taking banjos cash with them-
Kazooie:"So you wanted the cake heated up? Why didnt you say so"!
Banjo:...
THE END
