(author: dalena)

Suddenly there is a knock at the door. They all shove Darien into a closet.

Serena: Um..................... okay, clear. Come in!

Broccoli Eyes: Hi, I'm here for the party!

Rachel: Oh, geez! Won't you go away already?!

Dalena: The party isn't here, gosh dang it!

Broccoli Eyes: Oh... man.

Raye: You know this guy?

Rachel: Sort of. He kind of stalks us.

Serena: Really? I'll have to put an end to that! Moon..... Cosmic...... Power!!!

Serena transforms into Sailor Moon and beats up Broccoli Eyes.

Darien: (knocking on the inside of the closet) Can I come out now?

Serena: Oh, my precious Darien! Of course you can! I'm afraid I forgot about you!

Darien stumbles out of the closet as Serena flings it open.

Darien: Well, it's nice to know I'm loved.

Serena: (eyes shimmering) Darien.... how could you ever say that about me? You know.... how I feel about you....

The screen swings around all dramatic like to show Serena from the side pleading with shimmery eyes at Darien.

Darien: Okay, Serena, give it a rest.

Serena smacks into the ground with a sweatdrop, falling over animé style.

Raye: Sereeenaaa! How could you do that do Darien? Leave him in the closet like that and then claim that you FORGOT about him? Geez, if I were you, Serena, I would take better care of my boyfriend! Serena: Well, at least I HAVE a boyfriend, unlike some people I know!

Raye: Hey, that's not fair! Or have you forgotten that I was going out with Darien first?!

A little speech bubble thing appears next to Serena and shows her heart cracking in two. Serena latches onto Darien's arm, with tears streaming down her face.

Serena: That's it, isn't it, Darien? You still like Raye better than me.

Darien: Augh! Serena! Come on, if I liked Raye, would I be marrying you in the future?

Serena: (sniffling) Well...

Darien: And would Rini still be here?

Rini: Yeah, Serena, geeeez. If Darien didn't like you, which he does for some unknown reason, I would disappear, or something! (Rini gets a sweatdrop.) On second thought, Darien?

Darien: Yes, Rini?

Rini: Keep on liking Serena, okay?

Darien: Sure thing.

Dalena: Okay, that's nice, but what about us?

Luna: Yes, we're getting very off track here! This meeting was to introduce our two new Sailor Scouts, and now that we've done that, didn't you have something planned, Serena? Serena: Oh, YEAH! That's right! I forgot. Umm... everybody turn off the lights!

Everyone gets sweatdrops but someone flicks off the light. You can hear Serena grunting and bumping around the room.

Rachel: (to Dalena) Okay, I'm scared.

Mina: Ow!

Serena: Sorrrryyy! But you were in my way!

Mina: Well maybe that's 'cause you turned off all the lights?

Serena ignored that.

Serena: (after a couple more minutes) Okay! You can turn on the lights now!

Darien flicked on the lights.

Serena: Surpriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiise! Hahahahahaha! (giggles uncontrollably.)

Everybody stares in awe at Serena, who is dressed in a giant chicken costume.

Artemis: You know, Serena, if you were going to have a surprise party, the least you could have done would be to tell the other Sailor Scouts.

Serena: (Gets a sweatdrop.) Whoa! Well I was sure it was on my to do list.. First I was going shopping, then to school, bumped into Rachel and Dalena, and..... (Serena fades out, mumbling to herself.)

Lita: Well, even though we weren't in on this, I did bake a cake, just in case.

Lita points at an elaborate cake set on a table.

Serena: Wow, Lita! That's awesome!

Raye: And I'm sure Serena wouldn't mind letting us use her boom box!

Serena: Hey!

Luna: Oh, Serena, don't be so stingy!

Serena: But, well, my parents are home, and they don't know that I have company, and they don't know who Darien or Rachel and Dalena are...

Ami: I see your point.

Raye: Well in that case, lets all head over to my temple! We can have the party there!

Lita: Sounds good to me!

Mina: Me too!

Broccoli Eyes: Yes! I love parties!