(author: rachel)

After partying all day long Rachel and Dalena were pretty desperate for a place to crash. Serena thought her parents might believe they were cousins of Rini's but the others thought it would be better for them to live somewhere else. So Darien pulled a few strings and got the two girls an apartment next door to his place.

Serena: I don't like the idea of them living alone. What if the guy next door is from the Negaverse? What if he breaks into the house in the middle of the night and murders them? (tears streaming down her face) Rachel and Dalena are dead! I shall get revenge. That man will not get out alive!

Darien: Calm down Serena! He hasn't done anything! He's just a poor 80 year old man who has to use a walker to get around. Unless, of course, you'd rather have them live with me. Two beautiful girls in my apartment... that could be interesting!

Serena: No, that's quite all right. They're Sailor Scouts, they can handle themselves.

Darien: Good, everything's settled then. Serena, I'll take you home, and I'll check on you girls tomorrow morning.

Dalena: That sounds great! See you guys later!

Serena and Darien leave, closing the door behind them. There's about 3 seconds of silence where nobody moves.

Rachel and Dalena together: Woooohoooo! Yay!

Dalena: Yes! I can't believe we finally have our own place!

Rachel: This is SO COOL! Do you know what would make this perfect? Chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream!

Both: Eeeekkk!

Voice from room below: Quiet up there! We're trying to plan the destruction of the world! Keep it down, would ya?

Rachel: Sorry!

Dalena: It won't happen again!

The camera somehow manages to travel through the floor to show us what's happening in the room below.

80 year old man with a walker: So Jim, what are we going to do about those bratty little Sailor Scouts?

Another old guy, this time with a cane: I don't know Joe. Do you have any ideas?

Joe: Well, I do have this. (pulling something out of his mouth) They may look like ordinary dentures, but look.

Joe threw the dentures on the floor. His dog came up to them and sniffed. Magically the dentures formed a glass cell around the dog.

Joe: And no magic can break through it. Plus it's bullet proof!

Jim: What a great plan! We'll take over the world with these and give it to whoever it is running the Negaverse!

Both: WAAAAhahahahaha!!!

The camera moves back upstairs to Rachel and Dalena's apartment.

Dalena: Geeez!

Rachel: Yeah, now who's being loud?