The girls run around in circles for lack of anything better to do.
Dalena: That was fun, now what?
Rachel: Let's eat the ice cream.
Dalena: Cool.
Rachel: Wait, we don't have any ice cream yet.
Dalena: That's right. We'd better go get some.
Rachel: Yeah, that is a good idea, Dalena. We should go get some.
Dalena: I think we should go to the store.
Rachel: Good idea. I think we should go to a 7-11.
Dalena: Why a 7-11?
Rachel: Because I saw one right next to the hotel.
Dalena: That is a good idea, Rachel. We will go to a 7-11. What kind of ice cream should we get?
Rachel: Well, we were going to get chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream, of course. Don't you remember?
Dalena: Oh, that is right, I did not remember.
Suddenly the sun sets.
Rachel: That was a very pretty sunset.
Dalena: Yes, let's watch that again.
Suddenly the sun sets.
Dalena: Okay, enough of this.
Rachel: Enough of what?
Dalena: Never mind.
The two girls walk out into the hall arm in arm. They come to a blue elevator. They push the down arrow button next to the blue elevator. With a screeching sound the elevator comes to a halt. The doors slowly open, revealing a man dressed in a pink suit with an elevator hat on inside.
Elevator man: Up or down? Rachel: Um, we pushed the down button.
Elevator man: Oh, yes, that is right, I did not remember.
The two girls cautiously walk inside.
Dalena: First floor, please.
The man with the pink suit and striped gloves pushes the number one button on the panel, and the doors close as the elevator begins to descend.
Dalena: Weehee that is fun.
The elevator man gives her a strange look and she gives him an even stranger one. As they pass the 2nd floor they hear the strange bizarre voices cackling that they had heard moments earlier in their room.
Rachel: My gosh they are loud.
Elevator man: Oh, don't mind them, they are just making plans to take over the world and give it over to the Negaverse.
The two lovely girls are delicately stunned.
Dalena: The- The Negaverse?
Elevator man: Yes, that is correct, I said the Negaverse. It sounds very wierd to me. In fact, they claim not even to know who the leader of the Negaverse is.
Rachel: (distractedly) Yes, that does change a lot.
Dalena: I wonder who the leader currently is myself.
Suddenly the elevator reaches the first floor. My that took a while, and the girls leave the confused pink elevator man in the elevator, where he belongs. They walk carefully past the front desk.
Rachel: Wait! Dalena, weren't we in an apartment building, not a hotel?
Dalena: Oh yeah. Well, whatever. Mentally change all the places where I said Hotel into Apartment Building.
Rachel: yes, that sounds good to me.
Dalena: What does?
Rachel: Never mind.
They walk out the front double-doors, their shoes clonking on the pavement.
Dalena: Oh, look, there is the 7-11.
Rachel: Let's go and get our ice cream.
Dalena: But wait! Remember, those guys are trying to take over the world! Maybe we should do something about it.
Rachel: AFTER we get our ice cream.
Dalena: Yes, that sounds good to me.
They walk into the 7-11 and up to the male cashier.
Rachel: Hello, we would like two chocolate chip cookie dough ice creams, please.
Guy: Uh, sure. They're over there in the cooler. Why don't you go get them?
Dalena: No, that is okay. We would rather you got them for us.
Since the guy is so overcome with their beauty, or perhaps he is just confused, he obeyed.
Guy: Well, here you go. That totals $3.27.
Dalena: That is a wierd number for two ice creams. I am not very fond of it.
Rachel: I am not either. I think that I will just give you $3.30 for them.
Guy: (blushing) Well, you could do that, and then I could just give you three cents in change.
Rachel: Yes, that is a good idea, do that.
The guy opens the purple cash box and puts the green money in there, putting the three dimes into a separate compartment. He reaches his tan hand into the penny compartment and retrieves three pennies.
Guy: Here you go.
The cashier guy hands the pennies to Rachel and she puts them in her wallet. The two girls exit the 7-11 carrying their ice creams. They are Ben and Jerrys brand. They have brown and white on the casing.
Guy: Wait, you forgot your receipt.
Dalena: No thank you.
The two girls head back over to the apartment building in which they are staying, glancing up at the glass windows of their apartment.
Rachel: So what should we do about those guys?
Dalena: Darien did say that they were just some old guys, one with a walker. I think that we should be able to take care of them okay.
Rachel: Right, they are not really the problem. The problem is that the Negaverse might have a new leader.
Dalena: Maybe we could find out through them who the new leader is.
Rachel: But they don't even know who the leader is themselves.
Dalena: No, but maybe the Negaverse will reveal itselves to them or something, since they are in league with it.
Rachel: All right, so what do you say we just keep an eye on them for a while and see if anything happens?
Dalena: Yes, that sounds good.
The girls pass by the orange entrance doors and head to the intricately carved blue elevator, glancing at the reception desk on their way. They push the up arrow that is next to the blue elevator and wait for the elevator to come down.
The elevator doors slide open revealing an elevator guy dressed in a striped suit and pink elevator hat.
Elevator guy: Going up?
Dalena: We kind of have to. We can't go down.
Elevator guy: Oh, yes, that is right, I did not remember.
The two girls enter the elevator, and the elevator guy puts on some elevator music just for them.
Elevator guy: This is one of my favourite songs.
Rachel: I am not too fond of it.
Dalena: I am not either.
Rachel: It sounds like something that my great great great aunt used to listen to.
Elevator guy: Oh, yes, I think I knew her.
The two girls give him a strange look.
Everybody stands there staring at each other for a few seconds.
Elevator guy: Well, what floor do you want?
Dalena: Third floor, please.
Elevator guy: Third floor it is.
His yellow gloved hand presses the number three on the control pad, and the elevator starts going up. The elevator guy turns up the elevator music and starts breakdancing to it.
Suddenly, the elevator guy stops breakdancing.
Elevator guy: I'm sorry, I just get so caught up in the song.
As they pass the second floor they hear the same two voices cackling that they had heard minutes earlier in their apartment.
The two girls shudder.
Rachel: We will have to take care of them.
Elevator guy: Oh, don't mind them, they are just making plans to-
Rachel: Yes, we know. You may shut up now.
Elevator guy: Thank you.
They reach the third floor and the elevator gives off a pretty little ding. The elevator guy turns off the elevator music.
Elevator guy: I hope you enjoyed your ride.
The blue intricately carved elevator doors slide open and the girls walk out, their shoes pattering on the carpet.
Rachel: I would like to go and watch some cable tv now.
Dalena: Yes, that sounds good. Let's do that. And we can eat our ice cream at the same time.
Rachel: But what about the old guys?
Dalena: They are so loud that we will be able to hear them with the tv on.
Rachel: Yes, you are right.
The two cousins walk arm in arm down the hall to their room, admiring the watercolors on the walls.
When they reach the pale brown slightly chipped door, Dalena pulls their key out of her wallet, and places it in the lock. She turns the key, and the lock clicks. She pulls the key out, places it back in her wallet, and turning the doorknob, opens the door.
They walk onto the flower-patterned carpet and pick up the remote, flipping on the tv. Getting some spoons from their little kitchen, they open up their Ben and Jerrys ice cream and sit down on their king sized bed with violet and green stripes.
The volume is down, so Rachel turns it up. Since they are unfamiliar with the television stations in Sailor Moon world, they leave it on the channel it is on. The commercial for vaseline ends, and Zach's face appears on the screen. *AN: zach is our cousin :) andy is too, for future reference*
Zach: Hello. How is everybody today? I wanted to declare a world changing phenomenon today, if that is all right with you. I am the new leader of the Negaverse. The Negaverse rocks. If you would like to join the Negaverse you might be spared, but you probably won't be. First of all I will delete all of the books in the world, because they have words, and I can't stand words. I have made this obvious to my two cousins by practically never replying to any of their glorious letters which are so wonderful. I will now procede to hypnotize the world very slowly, city by city, with my Christian Punk Rock music, which will cause you all to dance insanely until you drop, and I will then steal your pure heart, uh, rings, which I will use to increase my power! As soon as this commercial thingy ends, you will forget all that I have said, inferior mortals. Have a nice day.
Zach's face disappears.
Rachel: Oh no!!! I can not believe this!
Dalena: Yes! He cannot delete Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles books! They are too wonderful!
Rachel: No! I mean our beloved cousin cannot possibly be the ruler of the evil Negaverse.
Dalena: Why not? We don't even know anything about him! He hasn't given us anything to go on for years, except that he is in a Christian punk rock band! That should have been a giveaway from the start. . .
Rachel: No, I cannot believe it. I think that some evil Negaverse queen has possessed him, just like Darien used to be possessed, and we must save him!
Dalena: Yes, I think that you are right. We must save Zach! Down with the Negaverse!
The girls are interrupted by loud noises from the room beneath them.
Voices beneath the floor: Hail Zach! Hail Zach! Hail Zach!
Rachel: Well, it looks as if we had better alert the other Sailor Scouts. We are in for a tough battle. It will probably last all season.
Dalena: And maybe we will even meet Sailor Earth!
