(author: rachel)

Rachel: Wow, that could be cool. I wonder if Sailor Earth is a guy or girl?

Dalena: No clue.

Rachel: What don't you have a clue about?

Dalena: You know what? I forgot.

Rachel: What did you forget?

Dalena: Who knows!

Suddenly there is a knock on the door.

Voice of the knocker: Room service!

Rachel: Come in! This apartment building is really cool. They let two 14 year old girls have their own room, they have elevators complete with elevator men and elevator music, a reception desk downstairs, and room service!

Room service woman: You can also call the office and order any food you want brought up from the kitchen. Cool, huh?

Dalena: It's almost like a hotel. I'll ponder on that later. Come on 'couz! Let's go save the world!

The two incredibly graceful girls dashed out into the hall and ran right into somebody, knocking both girls and the new person down.

Rachel: (sitting up) Sorry, I didn't watch where I was going. Are you okay?

Guy: Yeah, I'm okay. I was just... Rachel? Dalena?

Both girls: Andy?

Dalena: Is it really you?

Andy: Yep, in the flesh, or animé skin-colored ink. Anyhow, there is a reason I'm here. You have to save Zach! He has special powers, and his Christian punk rock band hypnotized him with their music.

Rachel: That's horrible!

Andy: The evil witch Pinkalicious has possessed him! And you two Sailor Scouts, I knew that's who you were 'cause every real person brought here is important and you're too hyper to be evil, have to realize that only Sailor Earth can be possessed by any pink witch! Wow, what a mouthful!

Rachel: So?

Dalena: If Pinkalicious can only possess Sailor Earth, then why has she possessed Zach?

Andy: Don't you realize? Zach is Sailor Earth!

Both girls (in unison): Oh, no way!

Andy: Yes, and you have to save him! Only extreme embarassment can drive away the evil witch, and trust me, being cousins with you will be embarassing enough!

Rachel: Thanks a lot.

Andy: No problem.

Voices down the hall: Hail Zach! Hail Zach! Hail Zach! (getting closer and louder) HAIL ZACH! HAIL ZACH! HAIL ZACH!

Suddenly the voices stop. Zach walks around the corner, stopping in front of the girls and Andy, who had finally gotten up off the floor. An evil looking band was standing behind him.

Zach: So, you think you can defeat me?

Luna dashed into the room.

Luna: Sailor Earth! Take this wand and transform.

Luna threw the magic wand thingy at Zach.

Dalena: No!

Luna: Trust me girls. Now Zach, say 'Earth transformation power!'

Zach: Now I'll destroy you! Earth... transformation.... power!

Zach spins around all beautiful light and gets all shiny while ribbons wrap around him. As he completes the transformation his suit is revealed. He's wearing only a blue and green zig-zagged pair of swim trunks.

Zach: No!!! This is so embarassing! Now old men!

The old men throw dentures at Luna, capturing her in a glass cell. Meanwhile we see Pinkalicious leaving Zach's body.

Pinkalicious: I can't believe this!

Zach: Hey girls! Long time no see! Man, I love these swim trunks!

Pinkalicious: You may have your cousin back, but I have Luna, and I'll be back for the rest of you soon! Muaaahahahahaha!!!!!!