Rachel: Why, hello, Zach, fancy seeing you here. Or, what I really mean is, fancy seeing you here unpossessed.
Dalena: Yes, that is correct. What a pleasant surprise.
Andy: Hey there Zaaaaaach!!!! Wanna do some trippin skateboard moves??!!
Zach: No way, I want to go swimming in these awesome swim-trunks!
Dalena: Oh yeah, Zach, guess what?
Zach: What?
Rachel: You're Sailor Earth!
Dalena: Congratulations! *hands Zach a creative Sailor Earth costume award*
The award disappears because it isn't important.
Zach: What!!!!!?!!!!! How can I possibly be Sailor Earth??? I don't even watch Sailor Moon, I don't even watch animé!
Dalena: Yes, that's true. And technically only girls should be Sailor Scouts because in Japanese the Sailor Scouts are called Bishoujo Senshi, roughly translating into "Beautiful Girl Sailors" but, I suppose that they COULD simply be known as Senshi, and anyhow, we can break the rules for you, because you're our cousin, so that makes you extra super special, but we REALLY need to get you a new outfit.
Rachel: Yes, that is right.
Andy: Freakin'!
Luna: . . .
Zach: Aww. . . I like these swim trunks.
Rachel: Well too bad for you!
Andy: Oh, yeah, that's right. Right before Luna was captured she gave me Zach's REAL transformation wand to give to Zach.
Andy pulls out a Sparkly little wand with a small figure of the Earth on top with a star behind it, which glistens prettily in the moonlight, and hums softly.
Zach snatches the want away from Andy.
Zach: Awesome 'Possum! How do I use it?
Rachel: Basically like Luna showed you how to use the fake wand. Just say 'Earth. . . Transformation. . . Power!' and it should work.
Zach: *giddily* Coooool!!! Okay. . . *shuts his eyes* Earth. . . Transformation. . . Power!
Silvery ribbons swirl around Zach and lift him into the air. His evil-ish looking Punk Rock Band stands behind him and starts playing the transformation song and singing to it.
Evil-ish looking Punk Rock Band: (singing) Sailor Earth! . . . Sailor Earth! . . . Sailor Earth! . . .
Dalena: I never did like the transformation song very much.
The evil-ish looking Punk Rock Band looks evilly at her and continues singing.
Evil-ish looking Punk Rock Band: (singing) Sailor Earth! . . . Sailor Earth! . . . Sailor Earth! . . .
Finally Zach's two and a half minute transformation finishes and he is set back down on the cobblestone ground. The moon shines about him, and he is revealed wearing a dashing, silver-ish, flowing green-ish suit with tails. He wears an off-white silk shirt beneath the suit, and glinting white shoes. He also holds in his hand a carved ivory staff, somewhat like Tuxedo mask's. His hair is also silken white and soft looking.
Dalena: (enviously) Cool.
Rachel: (enviously) Wow.
Andy: (bizarrely) Trippin'! Hahaha! Dude, that looks. . . wierd! I'm gonna go put on my band suit now!
Andy dashes away.
Zach jumps about, his hands together in front of him, shreiking in glee.
Zach: Weehee that is fun!!!
Luna: . . .
Rachel: (shouting) Would any other characters like a turn to talk now?
Any other characters: . . .
Dalena: Guess not.
Everybody stands in silence for a while except for Zach who doesn't know when to stand in silence.
Zach: How do I attack???
Rachel: Uhm. . .I am not sure. . . I think Luna told Andy how you were supposed to use your attacks.
Andy comes running back up wearing his band suit.
Andy: Can I join your Really cool Christian Punk Rock band??!!??
Zach: No. Now how do I do my attacks?
Andy: (has teardrops hanging from his eyes) Fine. You can do two different kinds of attacks. One type using the staff, the other using the wand. Lift the staff over your head and say 'Crimson. . . Light. . . Attack!!!' or, do the above said, and say 'Pure. . . Love. . . Forever!!!'. You can also wave your wand about and say 'Dream. . . . . . . Meld!!!' or 'Questing. . . Strength. . . Attack!' I think there are some more that I can't remember, and I can't remember what any of those do, but those are your attacks!
Zach: Awesome! My staff is cool.
Dalena: Yes, that is correct.
Rachel: Yes, that is. Dalena, being a Sailor Scout is cool.
Dalena: Yes, it is. And we had probably better go and seek out Pinkalicious now.
Zach: We've put it off long enough. I want REVENGE!!!!!
Luna: . . .
Rachel: In fact, we had probably find the other Sailor Scouts! I almost forgot about them!
Dalena: Yeah, and doesn't Tuxedo Mask (aka Darien) live in this same strange apartment building? Let's go get him! Of course, we'll have to go back inside, first, since we seem to be outside. . . that's quite interesting now that I think about it.
