(author: rachel)

Rachel: Why? This is animé land after all. Oh, by the way, CNN breaking news! *censored private information* Okay, you may continue now.

Dalena: Okay. Thanks for the update.

Rachel: No problem.

Zach: (to Andy) Why is it that girls talk about how cute other guys are in front of us guys, but they won't allow us to talk about girls in front of them?

Andy: I have no idea.

Luna: It's because-

Rachel: Oh, I just remembered that Luna has been captured! We must go save her!

Luna: It's fine. I'm right-

Dalena: I can't believe I forgot! Let's go tell the others. Quick!

***

Everyone is back in Darien's apartment. The four cousins tell their exciting story with much movement and sound effects.

Serena: We have to rescue Luna! What could we ever do without her?!

Artemus: Girls? Luna is right here.

Serena: Artemus! You poor thing. You've gone crazy with grief over you lost love.

Luna: No, really...

Darien: We must save her.

Mina: Yes, for Artemus's sake!

Dalena: What we need is a plan. Let's go over what we know so far. Pinkalicious can possess people, like she did with Zach. Luna risked being captured to give Zach his Sailor wand thingamajig. Thingamajig is a cool word. And Pinkalicious is afraid of embarrassment. Is that it?

Rachel: You forgot that they have those evil old men with dentures.

Dalena: Oh yes. They also have those evil old denture men. And what happened to the evil Christian punk rock band?

The evil Christian punk rock band, now knows as the evil band, dashes into the room, playing their new theme.

Evil band: Evilish looking punk rock band! Now the former evilish looking punk rock band! Or possibly the evil band formally known as Christian punk rock! Now we're the evil band! Tra la la!

Mina: That's certainly an entertaining theme song!

Zach: My poor band is going crazy! This is awful. And I'm supposed to be the lead singer! How embarrassing! At least we know I'm not possessed anymore, now that I'm embarrassed to death!

Andy: So, do you guys like my cool band costume? At least I think that's what it is. I'm not quite sure. It's so cool though! My mom didn't think I should get it. She thought it might make my friends embarrassed to be around me. Now that I know you guys like it I know that I was right and she was wrong.

Rachel: Um... sure Andy. Cool, yeah, not embarrassing at all. That's right.

Zach: Yeah, what Rachel said. We love it. Totally cool.

Serena: What are you guys talking about? It's the ugliest thing I've ever seen!

Darien: Serena! Just ignore her. She doesn't know what she's talking about. *whispering* She has horrible taste in clothes.

Raye: Wasn't there something we were supposed to be doing?

Lita: Like what?

Mina: Like shopping!

Rini: And we could have a slumber party!

Serena: And food? Will there be lots of food?

Rachel: This could be so much fun. We could get to know each other really well. Dalena?

Dalena: I agree.

Luna: I feel so unloved.

Serena: Oh, that's right! Thanks for reminding me Luna. Luna has been captured. We must save her!

Artemis faints and Darien hits his forehead and falls over, joining Artemis on the floor.

Mina/Lita/Serena/Raye/The other sailor scout (I think her name is Amy)/Rini/Dalena/Rachel/Zach/Andy all in unison: Let's do it!

Zach and Andy: Not this unison thing again!

Rachel and Dalena: It must be some awful curse we can't get rid of!

Mina and Lita: Why are you all talking in unison? Hey, now it's happening to us too!

Raye and Darien: Not us too!

Serena and Rini: This is funny! I wish it would happen more often.

Luna and Artemis: Surely it only happens to you humans. Ack! Now it's happening to us too!

Darien and Mina: What kind of disease did you guys bring from the real world?!

Rachel, Dalena, Zach, and Andy: Nothing! We swear!

Amy and Raye: Then the only sensible thing to do is to stop talking. We'll use sign language instead.

Everyone starts signing with their hands. But the plan doesn't work because everyone's hands are doing the same thing at once.

Dalena and Rachel: This is crazy! I don't even know sign language!

Everyone else: Me either!

Everybody all at once: Will this madness never end?!!!