The Perfect Vacation

The Perfect Vacation

Chapter 3

Disclaimer: Don't own Resident Evil, and I never will.

A-Note: I really REALLY want to thank all those who have R/R, so here is the next chapter.

After Chris and Leon's wallets had been dried out from Claire's enormous appetite, And after the long dulling 10 hr flight to Bora-Bora, the whole gang had made it to the wondrous island that it was. They walked into the hotel that they would be staying in, the inside was decorated with all kinds of floral and it seemed that everything was glass covered well except for the floor.

"Wow, what a beautiful island." Jill said admiring the view from the many windows around her .

"Yeah, you've got great taste Claire." Rebecca complimented as well

"Thanks, what about you guys? Do you like it here?" Claire smirked putting her hands on her hips.

Trailing behind was Leon, Chris and Carlos with all of the girls heavy bags.

"Man women and their luggage." Chris mumbled under his breath

"Yeah, guys why did you bring all this stuff where only staying a week." Leon said, also struggling not to lose his balance.

"Oh stop complaining Leon be a MAN!" Claire said lowering her voice and flexing her muscles.

Everyone laughed well except for Leon that is.

"Man, she got you in check." Carlos said breaking from his snickers

"Man, why do ya'll always gotta be messin with me." Leon whined aloud

"Aww did we hurt little Leon's feelings" Jill said joining in on the fun.

Leon stopped abruptly and dropped his along with Claire's bags onto the lobby floor.

"That's it! I don't have stand around here and be insulted" Leon declared with a humph.

Claire looked at him through the corner of her eye.

"Have you lost your mind Leon!" Claire yelled causing people to stare.

Leon stood his ground yet he was a bit nervous on the inside.

"Get my bags off that dirty floor!" Claire said getting in Leon's face

Leon looked at Claire with an angry face, then his face softened and he smirked.

"Ok" was all Leon could say nonchalantly of course

"That's what I thought." Claire said confidently and turned around sharply to catch up with the other girls who had left the scene. (And I don't blame them)

Leon gritted his teeth as his face reddened with anger and a hint of embarrassment, as he picked up Claire's belongings.

Carlos was of course laughing his ass off while Chris looked at Leon with a confused look.

"Man, Leon your such a wuss getting pushed around by a girl!" Carlos said cracking up.

"Carlos I'm warning you…" Leon said barely above a whisper

"N-Now Leon watch your blood pressure, we're here to relax ok." Chris said trying to maintain some peace.

"Right Chris…RELAX…that's exactly what I'm going to do." Leon said speed walking away

"Pushover" Carlos said still snickering

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Once inside there room, everyone seemed to just sit down without being told.

"Finally rest and relax-" Jill was cut off by Claire's clapping she had an announcement to make.

"OK! Everyone now that we're all settled what do you want to do!" Claire said with a lot of energy.

Everyone stifled a groan while Carlos simply said "go to sleep."

"Come on guys, what fun is it to just sit here and do nothing" Claire said with a lot of enthusiasm.

"Come on Claire we're all tired from that plane ride, let's do something tomorrow ." Jill said with a yawn.

"Fine!" Claire said with a humph and plopped onto the floor.

After a few minutes of silence went on Rebecca broke it.

"Has anyone seen Leon?" Rebecca questioned the rest of the gang.

"Yeah I haven't seen every since the lobby incident." Chris pointed out as well.

"Hmm…" Everyone seemed to say at the same time.

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Leon walked out of the hotel and behind it where he found the pool, 2 or 3 couples were in there being all lovey-dovey. (note that Leon still has Claire's bags)

"So, Claire you didn't want me to get your bags dirty huh?" Leon said with an evil grin

"Fine! They won't be dirty" Leon said chucking one of Claire's heavy suitcases into the water.

"How do you like that Claire!" Leon said chucking another one into the water.

Some of the people in the pool looked on with puzzled looks.

"Anybody want some clothes! Here you go!" Leon said opening one of the suitcases and pouring Claire's clothes into the pool.

"Or does anyone need tampons! I've got plenty!" Leon laughed as loud as possible.

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"What is that noise!?" Jill said annoyed

"Sounds like it's coming from the pool" Rebecca said pointing towards the window.

"Heh, probably just some kids playing-" Claire stopped mid-sentence as she saw Leon going crazy and babbling about something being clean.

"Wait a sec those are my clothes he's throwing in the pool!" Claire yelled in a fury.

Claire quickly fled the hotel suite and ran to the pool side.

Carlos, Jill, Chris and Rebecca a went to the window, they figured they'd be safer inside then out.

"You know this reminds me of a story…" Rebecca began as she waited for Claire to come to the pool side.

"And what's this story?" Carlos asked

"Well raccoons are always getting hit…right?" Rebecca asked the others

They all nodded their heads in response.

"You know why." Rebecca continued

Everyone shrugged while still looking out the window waiting for Claire's entrance.

"It's not because they have low confidence it's because they have too much, I mean look at they way they dress…it's way too much for the forest." Rebecca said straying away from the window while everyone still waited for Claire to come to the pool's side.

"Big fur jumpsuit, little tail, black driving gloves and them sunglasses…come on raccoon." Rebecca continued the conversation with herself.

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Claire walked out with a whole lot of confidence and yet a whole lot of anger as well she stomped over to where Leon was standing.

"Excuse me! What do you think your doing!?" Claire said putting her hands on her hips

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Everyone continued to look on as Rebecca still conversed with herself.

"See they think they cool cause they can walk like a little man…Rebecca continued.

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"Um, I'm throwing you clothes in the pool that's what I'm doing." Leon said throwing some more clothes in the pool.

Claire put her hands on her hips and walked over to Leon with an attitude as big as the world. She got up in his face (again)

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Everyone still continued to look on as Rebecca conversed with herself some more.

"Then they walk out on to the street late at night, and another animal yells out hey raccoon look out for that truck." Rebecca said getting a little teary eyed.

"A-and then he says "What truck mother fu**r!" Rebecca said suddenly with a fierce tone."

"But they talk like that cause they think they cool." Rebecca continued

Carlos eyed her for a sec then turned back to look out the window.

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"What the hell is this!" You threw my clothes into the water." Claire yelled at an unfazed Leon.

"They were dirty, so I decided to clean them." Leon said nonchalantly.

Claire got into his face some more mere inches away from his face, Leon looked at her puzzled then put his hands on her shoulders. He picker her up …

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"Then BAMMM! Rebecca said startling everyone causing them to turn around and look at her.

"He got…killed." Rebecca said with a tear running down her cheek.

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"You bastard!" Claire yelled as she recovered from being thrown in the water

Leon grinned to himself and went back to the suite

"Serves you right" Leon said with his back turned to her.

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"And that's why when you see a dead raccoon…(sniff) he always looking back…" Rebecca began to sob.

Carlos, Chris and Jill looked out the window with wide eyes not paying attention to Rebecca's last statement.

"Hey are you guys listening!?" Rebecca pouted

End of Chapter 3

  • Ha, ha was that good, should I keep going?

Peace all