A/n- hey everybody! Just got this idea in my head a couple of minuets ago and I thought that it was pretty funny so here it iz- o, all of ya'll that think it sucks- well, good 4 u. I dun't care just please REVIEW! (hey, did I just rhyme?nifty!) any ways this is Hermione singin to Draco about slapping him. It's to the tune of Alicia Keys "Fallin". And try to think of the tune as ya read- it helps bunches!

Disclaimer- I dun't own the song(that would be Alicia Keys) and I dun't own the characters(that would be J.K.Rowling's). I wish I owned Draco(I really bash him in this fic but in all truth I luv him!)

SLAPPIN
I keep on slappin
With my hand,
Your face.
Sometimes I long,
To smash it with a vase.
All times I feel good.
I never feel bad
Oh, Ferret Malfoy
Makes me so amused.

I keep on slappin
Back and forth (forth!)
With my hand (hand!)
Your face
I never, slapped someone
The way, I slap you.

Oh, oh, oh, oh,
Slaaaaaaappin
Oh,oh,oh,oh,
Slaaaaaaappin

Slappin
Slappin
Slappin

I, keep on slappin
Back and forth (forth!)
With my hand (hand!)
Your face
I never slapped someone
The way I, slap you.


THE END. NOW GO REVIEW!:)*