The Room
Rating: PG
AN: This was the first fic I ever wrote…that tells you something.
Disclaimer: Do you always have to write these things? Sheesh. OK I don't own Gundam Wing so don't sue me.
Heero, Duo, Quatre, Trowa, Wufei, and Relena were trapped. Who knows how the door got locked. They had given up fighting over whose fault it was and now had assorted bruises and cuts to prove it. The room was in the middle of the house, but I bet Heero could have figured out how to escape. But obviously he wasn't thinking.
"Heero," whimpered Relena, "Now would be a good time to kill me."
Heero just sat there glaring at the wall.
"Please do," chuckled Duo, "And put us out of her misery."
"SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!" screamed Heero.
"Oh, my gosh," Duo said, "Heero lost it."
"This is injustice," snapped Wufei, "I do not understand why must I be stuck in a room with you and that weak female?"
"Oh, put a sock in it," snapped Duo.
"I will cut off your braid and stuff it up your nose!" yelled Wufei.
"Wanna bet," replied Duo.
"Eeeeyagh!" Wufei jumped on Duo and they began to roll around the floor kicking and punching each other. Heero would have joined in the fight except for the fact that Relena was crying and hugging him so tightly that he couldn't move. Quatre tried to keep them from killing each other, but all he ended up doing was to join in the fight. Trowa just stood there with no expression whatsoever and occasionally stepped a little ways to the side to avoid being run over.
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Dorothy Catalonia and Sally Po chuckled to each other as they walked down the hall to the room where they had locked the Gundam pilots and Relena.
"Hmm, I wonder how they're holding up in there," snickered Dorothy.
"Let's find out," replied Sally, flashing an evil smile.
As soon as she opened the door they were promptly bowled over by Duo, who was obviously running for his life and screaming, "AAAAAAAH! HEEELLP!"
"KISAMA!" screamed the pursuing Wufei, who was waving a giant katana (who knows where he got it).
For the rest of the day the house echoed with the sounds of fighting, arguing, moans, and screams.
THE END
AN: bwahahahaha! I felt evil the day I wrote this. As you can tell I'm not a big fan of Relena. Please review!
