Into the brain of Harry Potter
It's not what you'd expect
La dee da dee da, isn't life great being Harry Potter? Of course it is, because I'm Harry Potter, everyone envies me, everyone wants me.
Now, Harry, that's not true.
Yes it is, voice in the back of my head.
Harry, it's not. Stop trying to fool yourself
Quiet you, everybody wants me. I'm Harry Potter. Now, if you'd let me please go about my business. Thank you.
I'm your random voice of consciousness, I'll never go away. You can't ignore me Harry, it's impossible.
Yes, I can.
No, you can't.
Can.
Can't.
Can.
Can't.
FINE!
Thank you.
So, tell me, random voice, who on earth does not want Harry Potter?
Snape.
What?
You heard me, Snape.
Who cares, he doesn't count. He's Snape.
Oh, he counts, and you know it.
Do not.
Do to.
Shut up.
No.
Yes.
No.
I don't care what Snape thinks about me.
Then why do you cry yourself to sleep every night, over the pain that he doesn't like you?
I do not!
You do, I've listened. It's quite sad, really.
Go away.
I'm here to help, Harry.
I don't need help. No one could help me! He'll never ever love me! He just hates me!
Calm down, you're getting yourself all worked up for no reason.
NO REASON? Snape hates me! All I ever wanted was for him to love me like I love him! WAAAA!
Good Lord…
It just isn't fair!
I hear he likes leather, why don't you try that?
What?
Get kitted up in leather, he'll like it.
No!
You want him to love you, don't you?
Yes…
Then do as I say. I'm always right, you can't go wrong here.
But, I have no leather.
That could be a problem…
Crap, now what am I gonna do? He'll never love me, ever! I'm unlovable to him!
Oh, boo hoo, you poor baby. Just get your ass down to Hogsmead and buy some, you stupid prat.
Of course! Why didn't I think of that before?
Because you weren't listening to me, dumb ass.
YAY! Now Snape will love me forever and ever…
The end.
Cripes, I know! This took me about two minutes to write. I'm just taking wee break from my Chemistry homework, and this just popped into my head. Random silly stories happen that way. I'm not normally a slasher, but I couldn't help myself, really. This was awful, but whatever. Flame me. I could care less!
Mother Mercury (who much prefers the pairing of Snape and herself, not Mr. Potter)
