Authors' Notes:
Bunny: Hello my peeps! ^_^
Elena: Yeah, whaddup?!
Bunny: *clears her throat* AHEM... Ok..
Elena: We just put up the comic of Chapter 1 so read this, and then go to our
website!
Bunny: Well said!


Sailor Moon Halloween

Chapter 2

Rated: PG 13


Narrator: Halloween Night, 2001. All the senshi, including the Lights,
and Mamoru, all in civilian form, are hanging out in Rei's
temple. They are getting ready for trick-or-treating.

Haruka: (dressed as a skeleton. You know, those really ghetto black
costumes, with the painted skeletons?)Um... Aren't we a BIT to
old for this?

Mamoru: (dressed as a zombie, peeling skin and all) Oh, c'mon YER-Anus,
we're never too young!

Haruka: I bet Usagi had to pay you to come tonight.

Mamoru: *sheepishly* Yeah...

Makoto: (as the walking dead) Hey! Mamoru-baka! *comes hoppin in, with
one leg tucked under her butt to make it look broken* You stole
my idea!!

Mamoru: Uh... hehe... *hides*

Seiya: (as the Tin Man from the Wizard of Oz) *waves his arms frantically*
He's over here! He's over here! *points to a couch with Mamoru
curled up behind it* Kill him!!

Makoto: *adjusts her headband that is made to look like an ax going through
her head* Yeah... You do that...

Seiya: *snaps his fingers* Damn...

Taiki: (as the Scarecrow of the Wizard of Oz) *chews on some grain*
Howdy, ya'll!

Yaten: (as the Lion in the Wizard of Oz) *pets his tail* What is your
damage?!

Taiki: I'm trying to get in touch with my inner scarecrow self...

Everyone: Riiiiight...

Usagi: (as a vampress) Mamo-chan! Lookie!!

Mamoru: *sweatdrops at Usagi's costume which consistes of a TIGHT black
body suit with a low neck, with TIGHT black, leather
hooker-boots, and a black cape* Drool...

Rei: (as a witch, hehe...) Ami-chan! Just put the damned thing on,
already!

Ami: NO WAY!! YOU PYSCHO! GET AWAY FROM ME!!

Rei: *chases Ami around with a sheet with two holes punched in for the eyes*
You gotta be something! So just be a ghost!!

Narrator: Poor Ami-chan... Poor... POOR Ami-chan... After a few minutes,
our blue haired genius is tackled by Rei and forced to be a ghost.

Narrator: Meanwhile, Kakyuu is outside away from the lil' "Peanut Gallery"
watching the moon.

Kakyuu: (as Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz) It's a full moon... Something
bad is going to happen...

Minako: (as Cupid) *walks out with scratch marks all over*Stop talking
to yourself! Get in here! We just finished putting Artemis in
his Toto comstume!

Narrator: At the Time Gate, Pluto is watching this scene unfold. She
pulls out a little envelope, filled with powder (remember those
little yellow pills?)

Pluto: Costumes that you see... Costumes used for fun... And forever be
one with the beholder... Until I set them free... *sprinkles the
dust through the Time Gate and it falls on the senshi*

Narrator: As the powder touches everyone suddenly a bright flash of light
appears around them. Their costumes are changed right before
their very eyes.

Chibi-Usa: (as Buffy the Vampire Slayer) *touches her hair which WAS pink,
but now Buffy's (dumb blonde) color* Cool! I have such sexy
blonde hair!

Mamoru: Um... Usako? How did she come out with pink hair, anyway?

Usagi: *coughs* Um... Dont ask me...?

Minako: *floating around now with real wings* Love is in the air...
Everywhere I look around... Lalalalala... I don't know the rest
of the words...

Makoto: *tries to unbend her leg, but realizes that there is a
HUGE bone hanging out!* OH MY GOD!!!

Mamoru: *starts peeling off his skin* Sweet! I'm really dead! *licks his
finger* Cool! Imbombing fluid!

Hotaru: (as the, now REAL, Grim Reaper) So, you think you're really dead, huh?
Let's see about that! *swings her reaper*

Everyone but Mamoru: *backs away*

Narrator: Hotaru slices her reaper through Mamoru's neck, and his head
goes rolling off.

Mamoru: Sweeeeett...

Usagi: Eww... He really is dead... Wait! So's Makoto! Damnit! I need
fresh blood!

Narrator: As Mamoru calls over his fumbling body to pick his head up,
Usagi has a tizzy fit.

Usagi: And by the way... WHAT THE HELL IS CHIBI-USA DOING HERE?!!

Bunny: Um....

Elena: Geez, stick with the plot! Just eat her!

Usagi: *checks her script* Oh... right...

Narrator: We would like to say at this time that Chibi-Usa did put up
a good fight. However, she lost... *shrugs* All good things
must come to an end...

Bunny: Wait a minute... Who ever said Chibi-Usa was a GOOD thing?

Elena: *shrugs* It just sounded right...

Narrator: After Usagi drops the dead body of Chibi-Usa to the ground,
(delish!) a note comes falling from the sky.

Ami: (as a real ghost, see-through and all) *tries to pick up the letter
but it just falls through her transparent skin* Damnit Rei! That's
the last time I ever listen to you!!

Rei: *grumbling, pats her poor nose* My beautiful nose... All green and
warty...

Yaten: *scratches at the now real fur all over his body* This is sick...

Mamoru: *holds his head with one hand, (we'll sew it on later)
and picks up the note with the other*

Dear Senshi (and the babe Mamoru),

How do you like the new costumes? Very... REAL, huh? Yes, well,
you see, I transormed you into your halloween costumes. I saw what you
did to poor Pluto... not that I'm HER or anything... I just happened to
be watching... Yeah... That's it... Anyway... You won't be turned back
into your normal selves until you apologize to her! Not like I really
care... She just told me... and she's a good friend... right... Well...
JUST APOLOGIZE ALREADY!! OTHERWISE YOU'LL ALL BE DEAD LIKE MAMORU!!
Hotaru will take care of that... (Mamoru: Sweeeeeet!)

From,
Anonymous
(Not Pluto)

Seiya: *oils himself* So, who do you think it's from?

Everyone else: *slaps their foreheads*


End Chapter 2

Authors' Notes:
Elena: Pluto's getting dumber, isn't she?
Bunny: Obviously, so is Seiya....
Elena: *bonks Minako over the head with the script* I thought I told you,
DON'T SIGN THAT ANNOYING SONG! ESPECIALLY IF YOU DON'T KNOW THE
WORDS!
Bunny: Yes... Well... We should go...
Elena: ^_^V Peace!

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