Authors' Notes:
Bunny: Hello! Welcome to another insane addition to...
Elena: Sailor Moon Halloween!!*really cool echo*
Bunny: Um... OK...
Elena: *sweatdrops* Heh... Heh...
Bunny: *kicks her computer repeatedly* DAMNIT IT ALL TO HELL!!
Elena: Woah... The mood swings...
Bunny: Since a certain website wasn't working... AHEM! We have to
finish posting AFTER Halloween!
Elena: Yes... We are very sorry... but um... enjoy?


Sailor Moon Halloween

Chapter 3

Rated PG13


Pluto: MMWWWHHHAAAAHHHAAAAAHHHAAAAAHHAAAAA*cough* AHHHHHAAAAA*wheeze*AAAAAHHHHAAAA*gasp for air ect.*!!!!!
*takes out her inhaler and uses it* Ahhh... much better... Let's try
that again... MMMMMMWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Ahhh... much longer...

Narrator: Yes.. Well... The psycho Setsuna continues to laugh maniacally
because of her success of turning the senshi into their costumes. And now
she's.... Um... What ARE you doing?!

Pluto: WHAT ARE YOOOUUUUUU DOING?!!! *budwieser style*

Narrator: Um... Nothing... Narrating... You...?

Pluto: I'm crushing pills!! *crushes her little yellow pills and rolls
it into a piece of paper. Lights the blunt and smokes it* Sweeeeet...

Narrator: OK... Back to the senshi...

Haruka: *looks down at her skeleton body* Eww... This is so... COOL!!
*starts tapping on all her bones in a Jamacian rhythym*

Seiya: *taps on his little spout on the top of his head accompianing
Haruka. Starts signing a Jamacian version of "If I Only Had A Heart."*

Minako: Go Seiya! Go Seiya! Go GO go Seiya!

Michiru: *as a magician (what kind of a gay costume is that?)* Um...
right...

Mamoru: C'mon guys! This shit is sweet! We'll get a crap load of candy
when we go trick-or-treating with THESE "costumes!"

Everyone: YEAH! BUUYAH!!!


*Back to the *AHEM* Pyscho Pluto...*


Pluto: *facefaults* WHAT?! YOU'RE SO SUPPOESED TO BE DISTRESSED! YOU'RE
SUPPOSED TO BE ANGRY! YOU SHOULDN'T BE HAPPY AND GETTING CANDY! *bangs
her head on the wall repeatedly*

Narrator: Um.. You do that... *checks her scripts* Hmm... Says I should
be stopping her... But this is funny!

Pluto: Grrr... They will pay...


End Chapter 3

Authors' Notes:
Bunny: Ahh! The suspense!!
Elena: She's really high on those pills, isn't she?
Bunny: ...
Elena: Bunny...?
Bunny: *starts dancing with the Jamacian song of Seiya and Haruka*
Elena: Yeah... I think Bunny got a hold of those pills, too... Stay
away from anything supisciously yellow! *stares at a banana* Er... Right...
*shudders* Yellow...
Bunny: IF I ONLY HAD SOME PILLS!!! LA LA LA LA LA!!!