Authors' Notes:
Bunny: TRICK-OR-TREAT TIME!
Elena: What do you get when you mix trick-or-treating and men in white
coats?
Bunny: SAILOR MOON HALLOWEEN CHAPTER 4!!
Elena: Very good! Enjoy!
Sailor Moon Halloween
Chapter 4
Rated: PG 13
Narrator: Everyone is walking through a cemetery as a short cut to town.
Hotaru: Hehe... All these dead bodies... Fresh heads...
Michiru: Um... That's kind of... disturbing...
Haruka: Their all buried! Unless you wanna dig! So dig servant girl!
DIG!!
Hotaru: But Haruka... The only thing you have left is a head... The rest
of you is bones... *grins evilly and grips her reaper*
Haruka: *screams and runs*
Ami: *floats around aimlessly* I guess I should be lucky I don't have a
head...
Rei: Finally! I get some thanks!
Ami: That doesn't mean I'll forget about what you did to me!!
Minako: Cemeteries sure are eery at night...
Usagi: Yeah... Especially when they don't have any blood left in their
bodies. I mean, where's Chibi-Usa when you need her?
Makoto: Um... You already ate her...
Usagi: Oh... Right... So, where's Mamo-chan?!
Narrator: Everyone looks around to see that Mamoru is gone. They call out
his name, but to no avail. It is too dark to see anymore this late at
night. Suddenly Usagi feels an icy cold hand grasp her ankle. Usagi
screeches in fright and looks down to see an arm sticking out of the
ground.
Taiki: AHHHH!! THE DEAD IS RISING!!!!
Narrator: The arms yanks Usagi down onto the ground. Slowly, from the
ground, rises the rest of the body. Dirt is covered all over the corpse,
making it impossible to be identified. Usagi screams with all her might
and runs for her dear life. The figure stands shakily and begins following
Usagi very slowly (you know, the way the killer walks in those murder
movies, and yet he always winds up infront of them). Everyone keeps
running and screaming, trying to get away from the psychotic walking
dead.
Makoto: Hey! Don't mock the dead!
Narrator: Suddenly a beam of light from the heavens... actually... from
a flashlight... shines on the dead figure revealing it as none other but...
CHIBA MAMORU???!!!!
Mamoru: *glares at the source of light* Damnit... It was just getting
good!
Kakyuu: Goddamnit! It's the police!! RUUUNN!!!
Narrator: A few men dressed in white walk out of an ambulance next to the
police with the flashlight.
One Man: Wait! We heard someone hear was hurt! Don't run!
Police Officer: Um... Judging by the looks of it, sir... You sure are
beat up...
Mamoru: Huh? You mean this? *takes off his head and twirls it around on
his index finger like a basketball*
Other man: Jesus Christ! You guys need some help!
Usagi: NO! THE MEN IN WHITE HAVE FINALLY COME FOR ME!! *runs for her life
once more*
Narrator: Usagi whirrs by Mamoru and Kakyuu, grabbing their arms along
the way.
Police Officer: Dear God! Look at her leg!
Makoto: *turns to him* What? This? *points to her severed leg. Pulls out
some arteries and waves them in the officer's face*
Police Officer: *barfs*
Narrator: Meanwhile, Usagi, Mamoru, and Kakyuu keep running. Usagi begins
to slow down to a stop, hoping that she lost the men. Mamoru stops short,
causing Kakyuu to ram into his back and fall down.
Mamoru: *stares at Kakyuu's form sprawled out on the sidewalk. Tilts
his head to the side to get a full view of her panties* Very nice...
Kakyuu: *stands up, fuming* You perverted bastard! That's it! I can't
take it anymore! *pulls her little Dorothy basket into view. Slips her
hand under the little covering and pulls out a .35 magnum*
Narrator: *hides in a bush. Looks at the script* Good, I was supposed
to do that!
Kakyuu: WEREN'T EXPECTING THIS WERE YOU?! WELL, NO MORE MISS GOODY-TWO-SHOES!!
Usagi: Poor Kakyuu's cracked...
Kakyuu: *open fires on Mamoru*
Mamoru: Oww.. That's gonna leave a mark...
End Chapter 4
Authors' Notes:
Bunny: Well.. Kakyuu's flipped the lid...
Elena: Wasn't expecting THAT... *cough cough* Even though I'm
the writer...
Bunny: *giggles* Next chapter's gonna be hillarious!! ^_^V Till then!
Men in White: Hey! Bunny! How'd you get out! You should be in your
rubber room right now (read Sailor Prune)!!
Bunny: Hehe... I don't know what you're talking about...!! You guys
only had Julia!
Man: Julia said you escaped!
Bunny: DAMN YOU JULIA! I TOLD YOU NOT TO TELL!!
Elena: Don't worry, she's with me, officers!
Men: Well, then, both of you are going!
Narrator: Bunny and Elena are chased down by the men in white...
Elena: Catch us next time! Literally!
Bunny: TRICK-OR-TREAT TIME!
Elena: What do you get when you mix trick-or-treating and men in white
coats?
Bunny: SAILOR MOON HALLOWEEN CHAPTER 4!!
Elena: Very good! Enjoy!
Sailor Moon Halloween
Chapter 4
Rated: PG 13
Narrator: Everyone is walking through a cemetery as a short cut to town.
Hotaru: Hehe... All these dead bodies... Fresh heads...
Michiru: Um... That's kind of... disturbing...
Haruka: Their all buried! Unless you wanna dig! So dig servant girl!
DIG!!
Hotaru: But Haruka... The only thing you have left is a head... The rest
of you is bones... *grins evilly and grips her reaper*
Haruka: *screams and runs*
Ami: *floats around aimlessly* I guess I should be lucky I don't have a
head...
Rei: Finally! I get some thanks!
Ami: That doesn't mean I'll forget about what you did to me!!
Minako: Cemeteries sure are eery at night...
Usagi: Yeah... Especially when they don't have any blood left in their
bodies. I mean, where's Chibi-Usa when you need her?
Makoto: Um... You already ate her...
Usagi: Oh... Right... So, where's Mamo-chan?!
Narrator: Everyone looks around to see that Mamoru is gone. They call out
his name, but to no avail. It is too dark to see anymore this late at
night. Suddenly Usagi feels an icy cold hand grasp her ankle. Usagi
screeches in fright and looks down to see an arm sticking out of the
ground.
Taiki: AHHHH!! THE DEAD IS RISING!!!!
Narrator: The arms yanks Usagi down onto the ground. Slowly, from the
ground, rises the rest of the body. Dirt is covered all over the corpse,
making it impossible to be identified. Usagi screams with all her might
and runs for her dear life. The figure stands shakily and begins following
Usagi very slowly (you know, the way the killer walks in those murder
movies, and yet he always winds up infront of them). Everyone keeps
running and screaming, trying to get away from the psychotic walking
dead.
Makoto: Hey! Don't mock the dead!
Narrator: Suddenly a beam of light from the heavens... actually... from
a flashlight... shines on the dead figure revealing it as none other but...
CHIBA MAMORU???!!!!
Mamoru: *glares at the source of light* Damnit... It was just getting
good!
Kakyuu: Goddamnit! It's the police!! RUUUNN!!!
Narrator: A few men dressed in white walk out of an ambulance next to the
police with the flashlight.
One Man: Wait! We heard someone hear was hurt! Don't run!
Police Officer: Um... Judging by the looks of it, sir... You sure are
beat up...
Mamoru: Huh? You mean this? *takes off his head and twirls it around on
his index finger like a basketball*
Other man: Jesus Christ! You guys need some help!
Usagi: NO! THE MEN IN WHITE HAVE FINALLY COME FOR ME!! *runs for her life
once more*
Narrator: Usagi whirrs by Mamoru and Kakyuu, grabbing their arms along
the way.
Police Officer: Dear God! Look at her leg!
Makoto: *turns to him* What? This? *points to her severed leg. Pulls out
some arteries and waves them in the officer's face*
Police Officer: *barfs*
Narrator: Meanwhile, Usagi, Mamoru, and Kakyuu keep running. Usagi begins
to slow down to a stop, hoping that she lost the men. Mamoru stops short,
causing Kakyuu to ram into his back and fall down.
Mamoru: *stares at Kakyuu's form sprawled out on the sidewalk. Tilts
his head to the side to get a full view of her panties* Very nice...
Kakyuu: *stands up, fuming* You perverted bastard! That's it! I can't
take it anymore! *pulls her little Dorothy basket into view. Slips her
hand under the little covering and pulls out a .35 magnum*
Narrator: *hides in a bush. Looks at the script* Good, I was supposed
to do that!
Kakyuu: WEREN'T EXPECTING THIS WERE YOU?! WELL, NO MORE MISS GOODY-TWO-SHOES!!
Usagi: Poor Kakyuu's cracked...
Kakyuu: *open fires on Mamoru*
Mamoru: Oww.. That's gonna leave a mark...
End Chapter 4
Authors' Notes:
Bunny: Well.. Kakyuu's flipped the lid...
Elena: Wasn't expecting THAT... *cough cough* Even though I'm
the writer...
Bunny: *giggles* Next chapter's gonna be hillarious!! ^_^V Till then!
Men in White: Hey! Bunny! How'd you get out! You should be in your
rubber room right now (read Sailor Prune)!!
Bunny: Hehe... I don't know what you're talking about...!! You guys
only had Julia!
Man: Julia said you escaped!
Bunny: DAMN YOU JULIA! I TOLD YOU NOT TO TELL!!
Elena: Don't worry, she's with me, officers!
Men: Well, then, both of you are going!
Narrator: Bunny and Elena are chased down by the men in white...
Elena: Catch us next time! Literally!
