Authors' Notes:
Elena: We finally lost the men in white coats!
Bunny: ALELUIA!!!
Elena: How did you get out anyway?
Bunny: Well, I picked the locks... and then I snuck into your house!
Elena: Oh, so now I'm your partner in crime? I don't wanna get arrested!
Bunny: Oh, hush! This story is a federal offense anyway!
Elena: Point taken...
Sailor Moon Halloween
Chapter 5
Rated: PG 13
Narrator: All the senshi split into four groups: One-Usagi, Mamoru and
poor-pistol-shooting Kakyuu (who would have been better off with the
tranvestite Star Lights...); Two-Seiya (If I Only Had A Heart!!),
Taiki, and Yaten; Three- Haruka, Michiru, and Hotaru; and Four-Ami, Rei,
Minako, and Makoto (who was piss-poorly bandaged by the men in white).
They all went their seperate ways, and began trick-or-treating.
Kakyuu: *walks up to a house and rings the doorbell*
Usagi: Hehe... Who cares about candy... I want blllooooooddd... *grins
at Mamoru*
Kakyuu: *rings the bell again*
Mamoru: *winks* Sorry, babe. The only thing I got is imbombing fluid...
Kakyuu: *bangs and the door and lays her finger on the bell*
Usagi: Well... I wouldn't mind necking just for the hell of it...
Kakyuu: *starts kicking the door and screaming* HELLO?!
Mamoru: *wraps his arms around Usagi* Sounds like a plan...
Kakyuu: *rams into the door with her shoulder* OPEN THE GODDAMNED DOOR!
Usagi and Mamoru: *start making out on the front porch of the house*
Kakyuu: *pulls out her gun* THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING!!!
Usagi and Mamoru: *sprawled out on the front porch, one step away from
undressing eachother*
Kakyuu: I'M SHOOTING THE DOOR DOWN!! *aims the gun to the doorknob and
fires repeatedly*
Usagi and Mamoru: *keep going*
Kakyuu: *sticks her fingers through the hole which was once a doorknob,
and pushes the door open*
Narrator: The door swings open revealing a whole bunch of little kids
having a party. They turn their heads to see Kakyuu holding out her gun
and Usagi Mamoru having full blown sex on the porch.
Kakyuu: Don't be scared kiddies. Just give us all the candy you got and
no one gets hurt!
*Meanwhile*
Hotaru: GET BACK HERE!!!
Haruka and Michiru: AAAIIIIEEEE!!!!
Narrator: Hotaru chases Haruka and Michiru down the streets of Tokyo,
swinging her glaive around.
Hotaru: I WANT SOME FRESH HEADS!!!
Michiru: She's possesed!!
Haruka: I told you we should have gotten rid of her in S!
Hotaru: HEADS! HEADS!!
Haruka: Oh c'mon! The only thing I got left is a head! Gimmie a break
here!! Michiru, be useful for once and cast a spell on her!
Michiru: What do I look like? A magician?
Haruka: YEAH STOOPID!!
Michru: Oh... right... Um... Hocus Pocus? *waves her wand aimlessly*
Hotaru: *smokes surrounds her. When it clears there is a young man
standing infront of her* HEAD!!!
*Meanwhile*
Ami: *floats up to a house and tries to ring the doorbell. Her hand goes
right through the wall* Dammit...!! Wait a minute... *flies through
the door and into the house* This is so sweet!! I'm gonna steal all the
candy!! *reaches down to pick up a huge bowl of candy but her fingers
seep right through it!* ARRRGGGHHH!!! THIS BITES!!! *begins floating
out of the house sadly, when she sees two people in the next room. Looks
over and realizes that it's two REALLY old people doing something that
would make this story rated NC-17...* UH! RANK!! *glides out of the house
as fast as possible*
Minako: Ami-chan? What's wrong? You look... disturbed...
Ami: Ring the bell... But whatever you do... DON'T look in the window...
Rei: I won't dare to ask...
Makoto: Ditto...
*Meanwhile*
Taiki: I hope Hotaru's not around...
Seiya: IF I OHLY HAD A HEART!
Yaten: *pets his tail* My beatiful tail... I love you as if you were my
child... Promise you'll always be by my side? *sniffles*
Taiki: No, it's on your ASS, JACK ASS!!
Seiya: Besides... You're a trans... You can't really have a kid...
Yaten: HEY! YOU'RE A TRANS, TOO!!!
Seiya: Noo... I'm a Tin Man! IF I ONLY HAD A HEART!!
Yaten: Just because you're the Tin MAN, doesn't mean you are one!
Seiya: Yes it does!!
Taiki: Well, you want us to call you the Tin Trans?
End Chapter 5
Authors' Notes:
Elena: I still don't like the idea of being your accomplice...
Bunny: Well, would you feel better if I called you THE Accomplice?
Elena: Ohh... that sounds good...
Taiki: TIN TRANS!!!
Bunny: AHEM... Right...
Minako: LOVE IS IN THE AIR!!!!
Elena: *hits her over the head* I SAID STOP!! SING THAT SONG AGAIN AND
NEXT CHAPTER I'LL PLUCK YOUR GODDAMNED WINGS!!!
Elena: We finally lost the men in white coats!
Bunny: ALELUIA!!!
Elena: How did you get out anyway?
Bunny: Well, I picked the locks... and then I snuck into your house!
Elena: Oh, so now I'm your partner in crime? I don't wanna get arrested!
Bunny: Oh, hush! This story is a federal offense anyway!
Elena: Point taken...
Sailor Moon Halloween
Chapter 5
Rated: PG 13
Narrator: All the senshi split into four groups: One-Usagi, Mamoru and
poor-pistol-shooting Kakyuu (who would have been better off with the
tranvestite Star Lights...); Two-Seiya (If I Only Had A Heart!!),
Taiki, and Yaten; Three- Haruka, Michiru, and Hotaru; and Four-Ami, Rei,
Minako, and Makoto (who was piss-poorly bandaged by the men in white).
They all went their seperate ways, and began trick-or-treating.
Kakyuu: *walks up to a house and rings the doorbell*
Usagi: Hehe... Who cares about candy... I want blllooooooddd... *grins
at Mamoru*
Kakyuu: *rings the bell again*
Mamoru: *winks* Sorry, babe. The only thing I got is imbombing fluid...
Kakyuu: *bangs and the door and lays her finger on the bell*
Usagi: Well... I wouldn't mind necking just for the hell of it...
Kakyuu: *starts kicking the door and screaming* HELLO?!
Mamoru: *wraps his arms around Usagi* Sounds like a plan...
Kakyuu: *rams into the door with her shoulder* OPEN THE GODDAMNED DOOR!
Usagi and Mamoru: *start making out on the front porch of the house*
Kakyuu: *pulls out her gun* THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING!!!
Usagi and Mamoru: *sprawled out on the front porch, one step away from
undressing eachother*
Kakyuu: I'M SHOOTING THE DOOR DOWN!! *aims the gun to the doorknob and
fires repeatedly*
Usagi and Mamoru: *keep going*
Kakyuu: *sticks her fingers through the hole which was once a doorknob,
and pushes the door open*
Narrator: The door swings open revealing a whole bunch of little kids
having a party. They turn their heads to see Kakyuu holding out her gun
and Usagi Mamoru having full blown sex on the porch.
Kakyuu: Don't be scared kiddies. Just give us all the candy you got and
no one gets hurt!
*Meanwhile*
Hotaru: GET BACK HERE!!!
Haruka and Michiru: AAAIIIIEEEE!!!!
Narrator: Hotaru chases Haruka and Michiru down the streets of Tokyo,
swinging her glaive around.
Hotaru: I WANT SOME FRESH HEADS!!!
Michiru: She's possesed!!
Haruka: I told you we should have gotten rid of her in S!
Hotaru: HEADS! HEADS!!
Haruka: Oh c'mon! The only thing I got left is a head! Gimmie a break
here!! Michiru, be useful for once and cast a spell on her!
Michiru: What do I look like? A magician?
Haruka: YEAH STOOPID!!
Michru: Oh... right... Um... Hocus Pocus? *waves her wand aimlessly*
Hotaru: *smokes surrounds her. When it clears there is a young man
standing infront of her* HEAD!!!
*Meanwhile*
Ami: *floats up to a house and tries to ring the doorbell. Her hand goes
right through the wall* Dammit...!! Wait a minute... *flies through
the door and into the house* This is so sweet!! I'm gonna steal all the
candy!! *reaches down to pick up a huge bowl of candy but her fingers
seep right through it!* ARRRGGGHHH!!! THIS BITES!!! *begins floating
out of the house sadly, when she sees two people in the next room. Looks
over and realizes that it's two REALLY old people doing something that
would make this story rated NC-17...* UH! RANK!! *glides out of the house
as fast as possible*
Minako: Ami-chan? What's wrong? You look... disturbed...
Ami: Ring the bell... But whatever you do... DON'T look in the window...
Rei: I won't dare to ask...
Makoto: Ditto...
*Meanwhile*
Taiki: I hope Hotaru's not around...
Seiya: IF I OHLY HAD A HEART!
Yaten: *pets his tail* My beatiful tail... I love you as if you were my
child... Promise you'll always be by my side? *sniffles*
Taiki: No, it's on your ASS, JACK ASS!!
Seiya: Besides... You're a trans... You can't really have a kid...
Yaten: HEY! YOU'RE A TRANS, TOO!!!
Seiya: Noo... I'm a Tin Man! IF I ONLY HAD A HEART!!
Yaten: Just because you're the Tin MAN, doesn't mean you are one!
Seiya: Yes it does!!
Taiki: Well, you want us to call you the Tin Trans?
End Chapter 5
Authors' Notes:
Elena: I still don't like the idea of being your accomplice...
Bunny: Well, would you feel better if I called you THE Accomplice?
Elena: Ohh... that sounds good...
Taiki: TIN TRANS!!!
Bunny: AHEM... Right...
Minako: LOVE IS IN THE AIR!!!!
Elena: *hits her over the head* I SAID STOP!! SING THAT SONG AGAIN AND
NEXT CHAPTER I'LL PLUCK YOUR GODDAMNED WINGS!!!
