Authors' Notes:
Bunny: Oh God... This is the second to last chapter...
Elena: Shit... She's getting all over emotional again... PLUTO!
Pluto: Yeah...?
Elena: Pump Buns full of a horse tranquilizer so I can start this
chapter.
Pluto: Aye aye!


Sailor Moon Halloween

Chapter 6

Rated: PG 13


Haruka and Michiru: *keeps running incase Hotaru looses interest in her
little boy-toy. Run smack into Mamoru* Owww...

Mamoru: Umph!! Oh! Hey guys! Look everyone! It's the lesbians!

Haruka: Ooooh... Shut UP!!

Kakyuu: MUST you make fun of EVERYONE?!!

Mamoru: YEAH! DUH! Hey, I'm a dead guy, I can do what I want!

Hotaru: HEY GUYS!!!

Michiru: AHHH! IT'S HER!!

Hotaru: Oh chill out! I've gotten over my craving now!

Usagi: Oh? But I haven't... I need some blood... Or at least some good
necking...

Mamoru: THAT I can supply...

Mamoru and Usagi: *do some NC 17 stuff*

Ami: *floats by, mumbling* My poor virgin eyes... My poor POOR eyes...
*looks over to Usagi and Mamoru* Oh God... The things I have seen this
day... Old people... My bestfriends... *shudders*

Makoto: Should I ask?

Kakyuu: Prolly not...

Taiki and Yaten: TIN TRANS TIN TRANS!!

Seiya: *runs around screaming* SHUT UP!!!!

Kakyuu: I don't think we should ask about that, either...

Minako: What you don't know can't hurt you...

Ami: FINALLY SHE GOT A SAYING RIGHT!!!

Narrator: Everyone is cut off by the beeping of Makoto's wrist watch.
She looks down to see that it is midnight.

Makoto: Aww! Damn! Halloween's over!!

Narrator: All of a sudden, a beam of light comes down from the heavens
(no, it's not a flashlight) and shines on the senshi. Their bodies
begin to glow as they turn back into their normal selves again.

Mamoru: AWW SHIT!! THIS BITES!!!

Usagi: *sniffles* I liked being a real vampire...

Hotaru: Hey! I don't have an urge for heads anymore! (Look, ma! Cold
turkey!)

Narrator: Another beam of light shines on the senshi, and this time it
IS a flashlight!

Police Officer: Hey! You kids!

Usagi: Oh no! It's the men again!!

Police Officer: You better be heading home. Halloween's over, now stop
making a ruckus!

Minako: Huh?

Kakyuu: You don't recognize us?

Police Officer: Um.. No... But you guys haven't seen a girl with a severed
leg and an ax through her head, have ya? Or a guy gushing blood from
every known area?

Makoto and Mamoru: *hide*

Everyone else: Nope!

Police Officer: Ok! See ya! *walks away*


*Meanwhile*


Pluto: DAMMIT! DAMMIT! DAMMIT! *kicks and screams* This wasn't supposed
to happen! They were supposed to apologize!! WAHHHH!!! *bawls loudly*


End Chapter 6

Authors' Notes:
Bunny: Poor Puu...
Elena: Yeah... Poor Pluto...
*the men in white appear again*
Man: Where do you guys keep hiding! Get back here!
Bunny and Elena: AHHH!!! *runs away*