We're Too Lazy to Write Authors' Notes:
(Actually we're just running, still...)
(P.S. If you've ever read the Sailor Moon manga, you would know that
Setsuna works as a school nurse at Chibi-Usa's school. For plot purposes,
she is now working at Usagi's school)
Sailor Moon Halloween
Chapter 7
Rated: PG 13
*The Next Day*
Ms. Haruna: So...? Did everyone have a good Halloween?
Class: YEP!
Ms. Haruna: Who would like to share their adventues with us?
Usagi: I will!!
Ms. Haruna: OK, Usagi...
Usagi: Mine was REALLY bloody! My boyfried got turned into the walking
dead, so I didn't get realy a chance to bite him... Oh, I was a vampire,
by the way! And all my friends were-
Ms. Haruna: Now, now, Usagi... Don't make up stories...
Usagi: WHAT? No! I'm not! I swear!!
Ms. Haruna: Usagi, maybe you should go visit the school nurse...
Usagi: Ugh... OK...
*Nurse's Office*
Usagi: Hey, Sets!
Setsuna: Huh...? Oh! Usagi!!
Usagi: *looks around* Hey, what's everyone doing here?
Mamoru: Hey babe!
Kakyuu: We came to apologize for tricking Pluto...
Setsuna: Really? You're not mad for what I did to you?
Taiki: Actually, it was kinda fun...
Yaten: Yeah! Aint that right, Tin Trans?
Seiya: SHUT UP!!!
Ami: Well, I'm glad SOMEONE had fun... *covers her eyes and shakes her
head* I'm just so happy I can touch things again! *runs around feeling
everything*
Usagi: Woah woah woah! *fends of Ami* No touchie-feelie!!
Ami: And I can touch THIS...
Setsuna: Wow... I'm so happy you guys aren't mad at me!
Ami: And THIS...
Mamoru: No prob! We shouldn't of tricked you in the first place!
Ami: And THAT TOO!!
Makoto: Yeah, we'll talk to the King and Queen first thing tomorrow!
Ami: THE WORLD FEELS SO GOOD UNDER MY FINGERTIPS!!
Setsuna: Thanks!!
Ami: And this and this and this and THIS!
Usagi: Yeah! Maybe you can do it next year! And then I can prove to Haruna
that I really WAS a vampire!
Ami: Touchy! Touchy!
Haruka: Well, we better go! Bai!!
Ami: Wow! I can touch that, too!!!
Setsuna: Bye, guys!!
Mamoru: *pulls Ami out of the office and closes the door behind him*
Narrator: Everyone walks out of the school and down the street.
Mamoru: Hehe... What a sucker!! She actually believed us!!
Usagi: Tell the King and Queen my ASS!!
Ami: Um... Aren't we cutting school...?
Everyone: *glares at Ami* Same old same old...
End Sailor Moon Halloween
Authors' Notes:
Elena: Yeah! We lost those suckers!!
Bunny: ....
Elena: Bunny?
Bunny: ....
Elena: Oh, right... Another horse tranquilizer... She was getting VERY
emotional... *sniffles* Since this is the last chapter and all... And we
posted pratically all the chapters in ONE day! But, on a lighter note,
we DID lock the men in white coats in a cage! Plus we threw it off a
cliff!! Yah!
Bunny: ....
Elena: *pats Bunny's head* Dont' worry, you'll wake up in a couple
hours...
Narrator: Elena is cut off as all the senshi walk out, transformed
into their old costumes again...
Sailor Moon Musical!
Narrator: Haruka begins tapping on her bones to the Jamacian beat once
more. Seiya drums his fingers on his spout and starts to sign 'If I Only
Had Some Pills!!' All the other senshi start a Jamacian-type kick line,
signing the chorus with him/her:
When a man has got a worry, He can make his world real blurry,
If he only had some pills...
He can slip out of reality, with just one dose of those powdery
Little yellow pills...
His nerves get kinda antsy, and his eyes are awful baggy,
Cuz of them yellow pills...
He can pass out on his kitchen floor, and slam his head into a door,
If he only had some pills...
He can do all of those things... With just a quick little fling...
Of those little yellow piiiiiiilllllllllsssssss.......
(yeeeeelllloooooowwwww piiiiiillllssss......)
(Actually we're just running, still...)
(P.S. If you've ever read the Sailor Moon manga, you would know that
Setsuna works as a school nurse at Chibi-Usa's school. For plot purposes,
she is now working at Usagi's school)
Sailor Moon Halloween
Chapter 7
Rated: PG 13
*The Next Day*
Ms. Haruna: So...? Did everyone have a good Halloween?
Class: YEP!
Ms. Haruna: Who would like to share their adventues with us?
Usagi: I will!!
Ms. Haruna: OK, Usagi...
Usagi: Mine was REALLY bloody! My boyfried got turned into the walking
dead, so I didn't get realy a chance to bite him... Oh, I was a vampire,
by the way! And all my friends were-
Ms. Haruna: Now, now, Usagi... Don't make up stories...
Usagi: WHAT? No! I'm not! I swear!!
Ms. Haruna: Usagi, maybe you should go visit the school nurse...
Usagi: Ugh... OK...
*Nurse's Office*
Usagi: Hey, Sets!
Setsuna: Huh...? Oh! Usagi!!
Usagi: *looks around* Hey, what's everyone doing here?
Mamoru: Hey babe!
Kakyuu: We came to apologize for tricking Pluto...
Setsuna: Really? You're not mad for what I did to you?
Taiki: Actually, it was kinda fun...
Yaten: Yeah! Aint that right, Tin Trans?
Seiya: SHUT UP!!!
Ami: Well, I'm glad SOMEONE had fun... *covers her eyes and shakes her
head* I'm just so happy I can touch things again! *runs around feeling
everything*
Usagi: Woah woah woah! *fends of Ami* No touchie-feelie!!
Ami: And I can touch THIS...
Setsuna: Wow... I'm so happy you guys aren't mad at me!
Ami: And THIS...
Mamoru: No prob! We shouldn't of tricked you in the first place!
Ami: And THAT TOO!!
Makoto: Yeah, we'll talk to the King and Queen first thing tomorrow!
Ami: THE WORLD FEELS SO GOOD UNDER MY FINGERTIPS!!
Setsuna: Thanks!!
Ami: And this and this and this and THIS!
Usagi: Yeah! Maybe you can do it next year! And then I can prove to Haruna
that I really WAS a vampire!
Ami: Touchy! Touchy!
Haruka: Well, we better go! Bai!!
Ami: Wow! I can touch that, too!!!
Setsuna: Bye, guys!!
Mamoru: *pulls Ami out of the office and closes the door behind him*
Narrator: Everyone walks out of the school and down the street.
Mamoru: Hehe... What a sucker!! She actually believed us!!
Usagi: Tell the King and Queen my ASS!!
Ami: Um... Aren't we cutting school...?
Everyone: *glares at Ami* Same old same old...
End Sailor Moon Halloween
Authors' Notes:
Elena: Yeah! We lost those suckers!!
Bunny: ....
Elena: Bunny?
Bunny: ....
Elena: Oh, right... Another horse tranquilizer... She was getting VERY
emotional... *sniffles* Since this is the last chapter and all... And we
posted pratically all the chapters in ONE day! But, on a lighter note,
we DID lock the men in white coats in a cage! Plus we threw it off a
cliff!! Yah!
Bunny: ....
Elena: *pats Bunny's head* Dont' worry, you'll wake up in a couple
hours...
Narrator: Elena is cut off as all the senshi walk out, transformed
into their old costumes again...
Sailor Moon Musical!
Narrator: Haruka begins tapping on her bones to the Jamacian beat once
more. Seiya drums his fingers on his spout and starts to sign 'If I Only
Had Some Pills!!' All the other senshi start a Jamacian-type kick line,
signing the chorus with him/her:
When a man has got a worry, He can make his world real blurry,
If he only had some pills...
He can slip out of reality, with just one dose of those powdery
Little yellow pills...
His nerves get kinda antsy, and his eyes are awful baggy,
Cuz of them yellow pills...
He can pass out on his kitchen floor, and slam his head into a door,
If he only had some pills...
He can do all of those things... With just a quick little fling...
Of those little yellow piiiiiiilllllllllsssssss.......
(yeeeeelllloooooowwwww piiiiiillllssss......)
