Hiyee Minna! (waves) This is my obligatory Halloween special. It's really pointless and makes no sense and I have no idea what I was thinking when I wrote it. But even thought it sucks I'm going to post it anyway. Nya, nya. Neways I don't own Gundam Wing or Michael Jackson's song, Thriller or anything else I mention in this fic. Except Matteo. He's mine. Just a warning, this fic is A) stupid, B) contains Relena bashing, C) contains YAOI, and D) has singing OOC G-Boyz in it. If you don't want to see any of this go away and don't flame me.
One more thing…about the way I treat Wufei in this fic. It's not that I don't like Wufei. 'Cause I do. He rules. But he's just so easy to tease. So if it seems like I'm bashing Wufei…I'M NOT. Right, on with the fic.
Cherry Blossom's Little Halloween Special
Cherry Blossom and Matteo are in a theater house, preparing the stage for the show.
Matteo: Hey Cherry, where do you want this box?
Cherry Blossom: Just put it over there by the pumpkins.
Matteo: (muttering something about how he always has to do the hard labor blah blah)
Cherry Blossom: La, la, la. My guest's should be arriving any minute now.
Suddenly (yes, suddenly) five boys fall from a hole that just appeared in the sky and land on the ground in a jumbled heap.
Heero: Omeo o korosu.
Trowa: Are you all right, koi?
Quatre: You're sitting on my ARM.
Wufei: Get OFF, Maxwell!
Duo: The hell?
Cherry Blossom: Hey guys! It's Halloween. You know what that means? We get to do a special fic! YAY!
Duo: Oh no, not another vampire fic. I'm always in vampire fics.
Cherry Blossom: Actually I was thinking of something else.
Trowa: No demented parties.
Cherry Blossom: Wouldn't dream of it.
Heero: No haunted house things.
Cherry Blossom: I wasn't going to do a haunted house either.
Wufei: No dishonorable cross-dressing costume fics.
Cherry Blossom: Damn! Er—I mean, of course not.
Heero: No chibi trick-or-treater fics.
Cherry Blossom: Damn!! Uh…I mean, would I do that to you?
Heero: deathglares at Cherry
Quatre: No scary movies like Scream or Nightmare on Elm Street or anything like that. They give me the creeps. (shudders and moves closer to Trowa who smiles and puts an arm around his koi)
Cherry Blossom: You guuuuuuuuys. You're ruining all my ideas!
Heero: Guess we can't do anything then.
Cherry Blossom: Wait a minute. I just got an idea.
Everyone: (groans)
Cherry Blossom: MUSIC VIDEO!!
Everyone: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Cherry Blossom: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
Wufei: INJUSTICE! I am NOT singing in some STUPID video.
Cherry Blossom: But it'll be fun. Trust me….
Trowa: Why do I get a bad feeling every time you say that?
Duo: Maybe 'cause every time she says that we end up getting killed or chibified or worse…
Relena: HEEEEERRRROOOOOOO!!!!
Duo: It just got worse.
Heero: (hides behind Wufei)
Trowa: How come she's in the fic? I thought you hated her.
Cherry Blossom: Oh but I do, Trowa, I do. (breaks into maniacal laughter)
Relena: Um..I suddenly feel very uneasy.
Cherry Blossom: (grins wickedly) Oh don't worry, Relena. You've got the main part in this fic. You're the star.
Relena: (brightens) Really?
Cherry Blossom: (nods her head still grinning)
Relena: Well I guess it's only natural that I get the main part, me being a princess and all…
Cherry Blossom: Shut up now and I won't kill you (yet).
Relena: (shuts up)
Cherry Blossom: We need some more people. Let's see…
Some more people pop out of the air and land on the ground in front of Cherry Blossom.
Noin: OW!
Zechs: What the--?
Sally Po: Hell?
Dorothy: I'm gonna KILL whoever did th—oh hi Cherry.
Cherry Blossom: (waves)
Zechs: Okay, what the hell is going on?
Cherry Blossom: (pinches Zech's cheeks) Awwww. You're so cute when you're angry!
Zechs: (blushes) Umm…
Cherry Blossom: We're going to be doing a music video! Yay!
Dorothy: Uh uh. No way am I doing a music video.
Zechs: I can't sing.
Cherry Blossom: Sure you can Zechzy! You just open your mouth and—
Noin: You don't understand. He REALLY can't sing.
Cherry Blossom: I don't believe you.
Noin: (sighs) Show her, Zechs.
Zechs: (blushes and clears his throat) Umm…..what do I sing?
Cherry Blossom: (rolls her eyes) Just sing anything.
Zechs: (clears his throat again and starts to sing like a dying cat) TELL ME WHY? AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT A HEARTACHE! TELL ME WHY? AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT A MISTAKE! TELL ME WHY? I NEVER WANT TO HEAR YOU SAAAAYYY THAT I WANT IT THAAAAT WAAAAY!!!
Everyone: (collapses to the ground in pain covering their ears)
Cherry Blossom: STOP! STOP! STOP THE TOTURE!
Noin: I warned you. But would you listen? Nooooo….
Cherry Blossom: Shut up. Okay, Zechs you don't have to sing. You can rap.
Zechs: Rap?
Cherry Blossom: Right. Okay everybody get your script and costumes ready.
Heero: We don't have any scripts or costumes.
Cherry Blossom: (snaps her fingers and scripts and costumes appear in everyone's hands) Anybody else have a problem? No? Good. Now scram. We're shooting scene one in half an hour.
Half an hour later….
Relena: (comes out of dressing room dressed as a creepy slime monster) I am NOT wearing this costume.
Cherry Blossom: But it suits you so well.
Relena: You said I could be the star.
Cherry Blossom: And you are. You've got the most important part. We can't have a Halloween music video with out an evil, terrifying, ugly, bloodsucking, slime monster.
Relena: I am NOT doing this!
Cherry Blossom: Too bad. I guess we'll have to let Dorothy have your part. I'm sure she wouldn't mind chasing Heero around.
Relena: Heero?
Cherry Blossom: Well he's the hero (bad pun…BAD PUN) of this fic, isn't he? The monster chases the hero around. That's how it works.
Relena: (looks down at her costume and back up at Cherry)
Dorothy: (comes out of her dressing room wearing a zombie costume weird ooky green makeup and a top hat…YES a top hat) Are we shooting this thing or not?
Relena: NO! YOU SHALL NOT HAVE MY HEERO!!! (glares at Dorothy and stalks off onto the set to take her place)
Dorothy: What's with her?
Cherry Blossom: (shrugs) Beats me.
The dressing room door with the biggest star on it opens up and Heero steps out wearing black leather pants, an unzipped black leather jacket, and a white tank top.
Heero: Cherry must die!
Duo steps out of his dressing room wearing ripped jeans and a black t-shirt with MOD on the front (yay mod).
Duo: Hey, Heero. Lookin' good.
Heero: These pants are chafing me.
Duo: (sweatdrops)
Cherry Blossom: (sweatdrops) Riiight. Let's get on with this. C'mon guys out of the change rooms. Get your rears in gear. Chop chop.
Quatre steps out of his dressing room and looks at everybody shyly. He is dressed as a mummy wrapped in miles and miles of white bandages.
Duo: Hey Cherry, where'd you get the bandages?
Cherry Blossom: (kicks the box labeled St. John's Hospital out of sight) Nowhere special.
Trowa comes out of his dressing room dressed as a wolf man (kinda like….you know….a wolf man). He looks at Quatre and gets a nosebleed. Quatre blushes.
Trowa: (gulps) Are you…..wearing…anything under…..that?
Quatre: (smiles) I don't know….maybe we should find out—
Cherry Blossom: Guys, video now makeout session later.
Heero: Much later.
Quatre: (pouts)
Sally Po comes out of her room dressed in a short, leather skirt and black tank top.
Duo: Wow Cherry, you really have a thing about the color black, don't you?
Cherry Blossom: (shrugs) It's Halloween.
Zechs and Noin come out of their dressing rooms. Noin is wearing a black leotard with a tail and two pointy cat ears for accessories.
Noin: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?
Cherry Blossom: (trying to hold back laughter) It's a cat suit.
Noin: AND WHY DO I HAVE TO WEAR A CAT SUIT?
Cherry Blossom: Can't have Halloween without a black cat. You don't see Zechs complaining, do you?
Noin: ZECHS ISN'T WEARING A CAT COSTUME!!
Actually Zechs wasn't wearing much of a costume at all. Just a dark trench coat and some really funky looking contact lenses that gave him lizard eyes (you know those weird yellow eyes that lizards have…freaky).
Zechs: MWAHAHAHA!!! DEMON EYES!! I HAVE DEMON EYES!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Cherry Blossom: All right who gave Zechs the sugar?
Duo: I only gave him one box of pixie stix (PIXIE STIX^__^) .
Cherry Blossom: Didn't I tell you that you couldn't have the candy until after the video?
Duo: (looks guilty) Umm…
Cherry Blossom: Never mind. Is everybody ready to go?
Quatre: Where's Wufei?
Cherry Blossom: Good question. (bangs on Wufei's dressing room door) WUFEI! GET YOUR BUTT OUT HERE!
Wufei: GO AWAY ONNA! I am NOT going out there in this STUPID costume.
Cherry Blossom: But you have to! I can't do the video without you.
Wufei: GO AWAY!
Cherry Blossom: I didn't want to have to do this but….(snaps her fingers and the dressing room disappears) you give me no choice.
Wufei is standing there in a red leotard with a red cape holding a red pitchfork and sporting two devilish horns on his head. He glares at everybody.
Cherry Blossom: You look so cute.
Wufei: I am going to KILL you.
Sally Po: (tries to hold in laughter) Mmmph…..er….nice (gasp)…..COSTUME….you got there W-wufei, hehehe…
Wufei: I could say the same for your LACK of costume, onna. What are you supposed to be? A stripper?
Sally Po: (punches Wufei across the room)
Duo: I want candy.
Cherry Blossom: Later. Let's get this show on the road.
Matteo: Wait a minute! What about me? I don't have a part.
Cherry Blossom: You can be the…uh…assistant director. 'Kay?
Matteo: Yeah! I'm assistant director! (dances around singing) I'm assistant director! I'm assistant director! I'm—
Cherry Blossom: Matteo?
Matteo: Yeah?
Cherry Blossom: Shut up.
Matteo: (pouts)
Cherry Blossom: Okay everybody, places!
THRILLER – SCENE ONE TAKE ONE
Cherry Blossom: Action!
Heero, Duo, and Sally are watching PSYCHO. You know…that movie with the girl in the shower and blah, blah, blah….anyway, they get to the shower part. Heero is looking at the screen with his usual expression (which is, to say, expressionless). Duo is shrieking and hiding his face in Heero's shoulder. Sally is laughing maniacally…..
Cherry Blossom: CUT! Sally, you're supposed to be scared.
Sally: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA…KILL, KILL, KILL….YEEEEESSSSS!!!!
Cherry Blossom: (sighs) Okay, let's just move on.
The movie ends and we cut to the outside of the theatre. It's Halloween night and a bunch of little kids in costumes are running around.
Trowa: Where'd all these little kids come from?
Matteo: My younger cousins. I've got 500 of 'em.
Random kid: (looks up at Wufei)
Wufei: What do you want, onna?
Random kid: (kicks Wufei in the shin and runs away)
Wufei: (hops around in pain) OW, OW, OW, OW, OW!!
Sally: (laughs at Wufei)
Matteo: Yeah, you've got to watch Lucy. She kicks.
Wufei: KISAMA—
Cherry Blossom: Guys, focus! Music video!
Wufei: (mutters incoherently)
Heero, Sally, and Duo walk down the street trying to avoid the sugar-high kids. They come across Quatre who is trying to carve a jack-o-lantern. With a butter knife.
Cherry Blossom: CUT! Where's our props?
Matteo: Umm…yeah your mom wouldn't let us borrow the real carving knife. She said you'd probably do something stupid and cut your fingers off.
Cherry Blossom: How are we supposed to carve a jack-o-lantern without a carving knife?!
Heero: (takes out his gun from..er…leather space and shoots eight rounds into the pumpkin. Two for eyes, one for a nose, and five holes for a mouth)
Cherry Blossom: (sweatdrops) Ahh, thanks…I think.
Heero: (shrugs)
Cherry Blossom: Okay people let's move it along. Aaaaaaaand ACTION!
Duo: Hey guys, let's take a walk down by the cemetery. That is…if your not….CHICKEN!
Heero: Hn…
Sally: Did you just call me…..chicken? (fingers a knife)
Duo: (gulps) No…
Cherry Blossom: Hey! Why didn't you TELL me you had a knife?
Sally: You didn't ask.
Cherry Blossom: (counts to ten under her breath) Okay…let's just move on.
So Heero, Sally, and Duo walk down the street towards the cemetery.
Cherry Blossom: Cue crappy suspense music!
Matteo: Cueing crappy suspense music…now!
An aura of suspense fills the scene and our heroes are now in front of the cemetery. The full moon is hidden behind dark clouds that warn of a violent storm and all is dark and still…except for the crappy suspense music.
Duo: Hey guys, know why cemeteries always have fences around them? 'Cause people are just DYING to get in there! Get it? DYING.
Heero: (pulls gun out of leather space) Duo…shut up.
Duo: (shuts up)
All of a sudden the crappy suspense music is overridden by a solid rock beat. Sally starts to groove to the beat, swinging her hips as she walks through the graveyard.
Sally: (sings) It's close to midnight and something evil's lurking in the dark.
Duo joins Sally and dances on the graves (sacrilege!) shaking his hips in time to the music.
Duo: (sings) Under the moonlight you see a sight that almost stops your heart.
The moon comes out from behind the crowd and illuminates the graveyard. Now you can clearly see a figure sitting on one of the graves. It's hideous with slimy tentacles and icky pustules all over its face.
Relena: I am NOT happy about this.
Cherry Blossom: Shut up.
All three heroes stop and stare open mouthed at the hideous creature before them. Duo whimpers and hides behind Heero. Sally brings out her knife and holds it in front of her. Heero just stands there. In shock.
Duo: (sings) You try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make it.
Sally: (sings) You start to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes, you're paralyzed.
The hideous creature takes a step towards the three and they break out of their trance and run away…FAST.
Heero: (glares at the camera before singing) 'Cause this is Thriller, Thriller Night and no one's gonna save you from the beast about strike
Duo: (sings) You know it's Thriller, Thriller Night. You're fighting for your life inside a killer, Thriller tonight. (trips over his braid and crashes into Sally sending them both rolling down a very steep hill that just happens to be there)
There is a cottage at the bottom of the hill. The three run into it a bar the door, hoping that it will keep the Piececrap…er the monster out.
Duo: Heyyy! You said no haunted houses.
Cherry Blossom: I didn't say no haunted cottages did I?
Duo: No…
Cherry Blossom: Well then.
The three look around the shack nervously. They decide to split up so they can search the place more thoroughly.
Duo: Are you crazy? You should never split up. That's like a sure-fire way to get killed.
Cherry Blossom: Just follow the script.
Duo: No way!
Cherry Blossom: I've got Nutter Butter for you after the music video.
Duo: NUTTER BUTTER! YEAH! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! (runs out of the room)
Heero: (shrugs) I'll take the basement.
Sally: I'll look around upstairs.
Heero gets out his gun and wanders down into the basement. He tries the light switch but it doesn't seem to be working. There is a noise behind him and the door to the basement slams shut. A black cat jumps out from the shadows at Heero.
BAM!
Noin: Hey! Watch it! You almost shot me!
Heero: (shrugs)
Cherry Blossom: Noin, sing the lines.
Noin: But he almost shot me!
Cherry Blossom: SING!
Noin: (grumbles a bit and glares at Heero before singing) You hear the door slam and realize there's nowhere left to run.
Meanwhile Sally is poking around the rooms upstairs. She hears a scratching at one of the windows. She peeks out the window but sees nothing. Sighing she turns back only to be grabbed by a strong hand.
Wufei: (sings) You feel the cold hand and wonder if you'll ever see the sun.
Sally: HIYAAA!!! (flips Wufei over her shoulder to the ground and karate chops him)
Wufei: ONNA! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?
Cherry Blossom: Sally, that wasn't in the script.
Sally: (shrugs)
Wufei: I am NOT working with that…that…ONNA.
Sally: What did you call me?
Wufei: ONNA!
Sally: (smacks him across the room)
Cherry Blossom: (groans) What did I do to deserve this?
Meanwhile, Duo is in the kitchen downstairs. He raids the fridge and makes himself a sandwich. After he's stuffed his face he hears noises coming from the behind the pantry door. He slowly makes his way over to the door and swings it open.
Duo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quatre: Ohhhh Trowa.
Trowa: Mmmmm….Quatre.
Duo flings the door shut and runs away still screaming.
Quatre: What's wrong with him?
Trowa: (shrugs)
Duo: (sings) You close your eyes and hope that this is just imagination.
Our three heroes exit the cottage and run into the woods because everybody knows that the woods are a really safe place to be on Halloween night. All of a sudden the slime creature appears from behind them. All scream and run faster.
Relena: HEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Heero: CRAP!
Sally: (sings) But all the while you hear the creature creepin' up behind. You're out of time.
They run deeper and deeper into the woods hoping to lose the monster. All of a sudden a loud howling is heard and a wolf-like creature steps out from behind a tree.
Trowa: (sings) 'Cause this is Thriller, Thriller Night. There ain't no second chance against the thing with forty eyes.
Duo: Wait a minute. What thing with forty eyes?
Cherry Blossom: Umm….(snaps fingers and covers Relena's body with creepy eyeballs) there.
Relena: NOT FAIR!
Sally: Ewww….
Everyone stops to stare at Relena's new eyeballs.
Cherry Blossom: Guuuuys. The video?
Heero: Uh…yeah. (backs away from Trowa and Relena) You know it's Thriller, Thriller Night.
You're fighting for your life inside of killer, Thriller Tonight
They somehow end up back in the graveyard. There is no sign of Relena or Trowa. Duo breathes a sigh of relief and sits on a tombstone. Suddenly (yes, suddenly) the tombstone begins to shake and a hand bursts out of the grave and locks around Duo's ankle.
Duo: YAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!! KILLITKILLITKILLITKILLITKILLIT—
BANG!
Heero: Shoots the hand and it lets go of Duo's ankle. Duo runs away from the grave and hides behind Heero. The zombie (Dorothy) reaches the other hand up through the ground and slowly pulls itself from the grave. It looks around and sees the hand lying there beside the grave. She casually picks up the hand and sticks it back on. Then she glares at Heero and starts to move towards him.
Dorothy: Night creatures call and the dead start to walk in their masquerade.
Dorothy whistles and all the other zombies pop out of their graves and lurch towards Heero, Duo, and Sally.
Matteo: Who are all the extra zombies?
Cherry Blossom: My fifth period English class. They've listened to one too many crappy poems and it turned them into zombies.
The zombies gather behind Dorothy and all the other monsters (Trowa, Quatre, Wufei, and Relena) appear and surround the hapless heroes (hehe…hapless heroes)..
Trowa: (sings) There's no escapin' the jaws of the alien this time.
Quatre: (sings) They're open wide.
Wufei: (sings) This is the end of your life.
The zombies form a line and do some killer dance moves while the rest of the monsters lunge at Heero and the others. Relena gets to Heero first and glomps onto him.
Heero: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! KILLITKILLITKILLITKILLIT!!!
Relena: You're MINE! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Heero: OMEO O KOROSU!
Relena takes off her slimy squid creature mask to reveal….her face! Oh the horror! Everybody screams….
Heero/Duo/Sally/Quatre/Trowa/Dorothy/zombie people: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Cherry Blossom: I said everybody screams.
Wufei: I am NOT going to scream like some ONNA.
Cherry Blossom: Candy…
Wufei: NO.
Cherry Blossom: (sighs) Cue the spiders.
Wufei: (nervously) Wait a minute….what spiders?
Matteo: Cueing the spiders…now!
A bunch of small, black spiders crawl out from the open graves towards Wufei. He shrieks like a girl and leaps into Sally's arms.
Wufei: GET THEM AWAY FROM ME!!
Sally: (laughs) It's only spiders, Wufei. Don't tell me you're afraid of such small, weak creatures.
Wufei: I AM NOT AFRAID! It's just that…um….I'm allergic to them.
Sally: You're allergic to spiders.
Wufei: Yes.
More and more spiders crawl out of the graves. They start to fill up the set.
Cherry Blossom: Okay, Matteo. You can seal off the spider cage now.
Matteo: Um…yeah, there's a little problem with that.
Cherry Blossom: What do you mean little problem?
Matteo: It won't seal off.
Cherry Blossom: WHAT?!
Matteo: I said it won't—
Cherry Blossom: Shut up and fix it.
Matteo: Umm….I'll try…
Duo: Cherry?
Cherry Blossom: Look, just keep going on with the video and I'll try to find some raid or whatever.
Spiders have now surrounded the set.
Duo: (looks nervously at the spiders and sings) They're out to get you, there's demons closing in on every side.
Wufei: (sings) They will possess you unless you change the number on your dial.
Trowa: Wait a minute. What dial?
Wufei: (shrugs) I don't know. It's in the script.
One of the spiders crawls over Quatre's foot. He let's out a yelp and leaps into Trowa's arms.
Quatre: (sings) Now is the time for you and I to cuddle close together.
Trowa: (sings) All through the night I'll save you from the terror on the screen.
Quatre: What screen?
Wufei: Just keep singing so we can get our candy and get out of here.
Trowa: (shrugs and then sings) I'll make you see….
Everybody: (sings) That this is Thriller, Thriller Night.
Heero: (sings) 'Cause I can thrill you more than any ghost would dare to try.
Duo: (sings) This is Thriller, Thriller Night. So let me hold you tight and share a killer, diller, chiller
Thriller here tonight.
Quatre: Diller?
Wufei: Just keep going.
Spiders are threatening to suffocate everybody when Cherry Blossom runs out on to the set looking like that guy from Arachnaphobia (the exterminator or whatever).
Cherry Blossom: (sprays spiders with weird chemical..er…stuff) MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! DIEEEE INSECTS!
Trowa: Technically, they're arachnids.
Cherry Blossom: Whatever.
Clouds of weird chemical…stuff obscure the camera. When the air finally clears the floor is littered with the bodies of spiders.
CRUNCH!
Noin: Ewww. I just stepped on a bunch.
Cherry Blossom: MATTEO!
Matteo: What?
Cherry Blossom: Clean this up.
Matteo: (mutters something unintelligible)
Cherry Blossom: Take five people, until we clean this set up.
Heero: You mean we're not done yet?
Cherry Blossom: Nope. We still have to shoot Zechzy's rap scene.
Zechs: YEAH! MY SCENE! DEMON EYES!!!
Cherry Blossom: (sweatdrops) Uh…
About five minutes later….
The set is now cleared of all spiders and everyone is lined up and bobbing their head to the music. Zechs walks out into the scene and begins to groove to the beat making sure that everyone sees his wicked contact lenses.
Zechs: DEMON EYES!!
Cherry Blossom: Zechs, just read your lines.
Zechs: (glares and then raps)Darkness falls across the land. The midnight hour is close at hand. Creatures crawl in search of blood. To terrorize y'awl's neighbourhood. (does a little spin and grins at the camera). And whosoever shall be found without the soul for getting down (grinds his hips) must stand and face the Hounds Of Hell and rot inside a corpse's shell (points to Dorothy).
Dorothy: Hey! (glares at Zechs)
Duo: But Dorothy you are a zombie.
Dorothy: (glares at Duo)
Zechs: (ignores them both and keeps on rapping) The foulest stench is in the air. The funk of forty thousand years and grizzly ghouls from every tomb are closing in to seal your doom. And though you fight to stay alive your body starts to shiver. For no mere mortal can resist the evil of the Thriller… (joins the rest of the group in the line and they do some dance moves).
Trowa does a wicked spin. Duo tries to copy it and hits Heero in the eye with his braid. Heero, temporarily blinded, bumps into Quatre, who knocks over Dorothy, who trips Wufei, who knocks over Sally, who manages to elbow Noin, who backs up to get away from the domino of people but ends up tripping on Relena's tentacles and sends them both crashing to the ground. Zechs, totally oblivious to the jumble of people on the ground, continues to bust a move.
Cherry Blossom: CUT! We're going to have to do that whole scene over again.
Heero: Omeo o korosu.
Duo: Nuh uh.
Wufei: NO F****'N WAY AM I DOING THAT AGAIN!! NO F****'N WAY!!. (stomps off the set)
Cherry Blossom: But what about the candy?
Trowa: Keep your candy. I'm going home.
Quatre: Wait for me, Trowa!
Noin: Let's get out of here.
Zechs: DEMON EYES!
Relena: I didn't get Heero. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Dorothy: Oh, shut up.
Cherry Blossom: (watches them leave) Well I guess that means more candy for you and me.
Duo: CANDY! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I CALL ALL THE NUTTER BUTTERS!!
Cherry Blossom: I CALL ALL CARAMELS!!
Matteo: Um….about the candy….
Cherry Blossom: Yeeessss?
Matteo: My cousins ate it all.
Cherry Blossom/Duo: (eyes turn all red and creepy) Matteo must die!
Matteo: (backs away) Guys? Guys!? Let's talk this over before you do something you'll regret.
Cherry Blossom/Duo: (walk towards Matteo)
Matteo: Guys?
Cherry Blossom/Duo: (lunge at Matteo)
Matteo: (runs away) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
THE END
Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh wait! Don't kill me! (dodges stuff thrown by readers) This is not my fault. This fic was sugar induced. I was not responsible for my actions. Don't flame meeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!
