Video Games 2: The Clashing Critics
By: Eeveelover

Another cool parody fic. This is obviously the sequel to "Video Games:
The Long Desicion". I decided to write a sequel just because I was
bored. I was re-reading my stories and when I read "M: TLQ", I thought
that a sequel would probably be a good idea for my new parody. If it
wasn't, and this fic turns out to be horrible, you can flame me to
your hearts content. Just to tell you, it's 1:13 PM right now, so you
can bet that the beginning might not be as good as it could be if I
was in a sugar rush. This time, the characters from Digimon, Snowboard
Kids 2 and Pokémon are playing a few video games together over at
Taichi's apartment, as his little treat. Things don't go according to
his plan when everyone starts acting like a bunch of critics and start
to criticise each-others' views on each video game (as the title
implies).
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Taichi: Okay everyone, settle down, settle down! I have 3 video games
here: Mario Party 2, Snobow Kids Plus, and Mario Party 3.

Slash: MARIO PARTY 3? What's with that?!

Meowth: Yeah, and why are we playing Snobow Kids Plus? Dat's so dumb
and, I dunno... stupid! Yeah, stupid! Not to mention it's a kiddy
video game!

Mimi: **gasp** No, really? **rolls eyes**

Nancy: That's all well and stuff, but what's a 'Mario Party'?

Jam: Just play the video game. **grabs the game from Taichi and pops
it in the N64**

Nancy: Woah... that's a tight blue hat...

Slash: **smacks Nancy** Shut up and play the video game. And stop
drooling! **smacks again**

A few minutes of playing the video game pass while everyone is eating
out of various bowls of popcorn.

Ash: Eewww.... that's nasty!

Ken: That is so impossible.

Jam: It's a mini-game, what do you expect?

Misty: I think I'm gonna upchuck my popcorn...

Tommy: What? It's just a huge ghost. And the way it capturing anything
in sight was just so cool. Gives me an idea for a new form of scaring.
**giggle**

Slash: **throws an empty bowl at Tommy** Don't even think about
scaring Jeanette and Rena, you chubby creep!

Matt: Will you all shut up?

Tracey: Hey look at that Bowser guy... how does he do that?

James: Do what?

Tracey: Steal the player's coins when they're not there? It's so
mysteriously wrong!

Daisuke: Wish I could do that for Kari's love...

Cody: Check out those moves.

TK: Now that's cool.

Daisuke: Oh come on, you know that is so fake. They could make it
look a little more real.

Joe: Who cares if they're real or not? It's fun to watch.

Richie: I agree. It's only a training program in a computer chip for
the computer players anyway. So why care?

Sora: That's cheating though, isn't it? They just put the information
in the computer chip, they're not moving for real.

Linda: That isn't fair! Cheaters never prosper!

Jam: **bonks Linda on the head** Shut up and play the video game,
Linda!

Yolei: Hey, you shouldn't hit girls!

Ash: Yeah, you really shouldn't. It's not nice.

Pikachu: Pika, pikapika chu!

Taichi: Someone get that rat out of here.

Slash: My pleasure! BOMB! **blows up Pikachu to oblivion**

Joe: I think he meant to throw it out, not to blow it up!

Ash: Pikachu! You've- you've turned Pikachu into ashes! **cries**
WAAAAH!

James: Ash... ashes... Ash... ashes... I see a similarity!

Koushiro: Well, no DUH!

Wendy: Can't we just play the video game in peace?

Jam: PLEASE? I want to see this next part since I'm not playing!

Tommy: Lighten up, Jam. There's always the pause button!

Jam: Who invited you anyway?

Tommy: That is a secret! **giggles**

Mimi: WILL EVERYONE SHUT UP AND PLAY THE VIDEO GAME?!?!?!?!

Everyone: Sorry...

Slash: WOAH! You were right, Jam! This video game does had an awesome
game of chance! HAHAHA! Oh that was funny! HA HA HA HA!

Kari: What an game...

Jessie: It's too bad we can't play that game in the real world. With
that game we'd be able to steal Pokémon from every trainer in the
world!

Matt: Yeah right. What if you ran out of batteries?

Misty: And it's not like you've ever succeeded in capturing anyone
else's Pokémon before so what makes you think you can with a game of
chance?

Meowth: Hey, that rhymes!

Jessie: Shut up! **throws a pillow at Meowth**

Taichi: Someone get rid of that loud-mouthed talking cat.

Slash: I will!

Everyone: Slash, no!

Slash: Bomb 2! **turns Meowth to dust**

James: Meowth! Why you little......

Taichi and Kari: Ah! Our mom's gonna kill us! **turn to Slash** You
burned our cabinet!

Slash: Heh... **sweats** sorry `bout that... ^^;

Linda: You've really done it this time, Slash. Now we're gonna have
to help clean up this mess and buy a new cabinet...

Slash: YOU can, I'm not! He asked for someone to get rid of the cat,
and I did. Besides, you're the richest of the Snowboard Kids, you can
afford to buy a new cabinet.

Taichi: Just forget it, okay? Play the end of the video game.

Everyone: Yes, sir!

Nancy: Woah, that kid can earn stars!!

Slash: **stuffs popcorn bowl in Nancy's mouth** Shut up.

Matt: Ooo, someone's jealous. HA HA HA HA!

Slash: Why you- Darkness beyond twilight, crimson beyond blood that
flows....

Kari: Myotismon?! WHERE?!

Wendy: NO SLASH! THAT'S THE MEGA BOMB SPELL!

Jam: Don't do it!

Tommy: Do it!

Jam: **punches Tommy** Shut up!

Nancy: No Slash! **grabs Slash** Stop it! **holds him back,
preventing him from finishing the attack**

Slash: GAH! Lemme go! Lemme go!
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All the girls were sitting upfront, almost right up to the TV. They
were now playing Snobow Kids Plus.

Wendy: **sigh** It's so cool...too bad I wasn't in this game.

Linda: **face in hands** I agree... and that Michael is so cute!

Mimi: Yeah, but those clothes are just awful!

Sora: Mimi, this is taking place in the 2000's, what do you expect?

Misty: I don't care about the clothes, I just hope the group stays
together. **sigh** I love cool video games.

Kari: It's supposed to be like Snowboard Kids 1. In the end there's
the ending credits.

Miyako: Thanks for giving it away, Kari!

Kari: Well, all Snowboard Kids video games always end like that.

Jessie: Hmm, how does the scene go?

Slash: **yawn** Talk about a snooze fest.

All the guys were on the couch (or in front of the couch on the
floor) sleeping. Slash wished he could easily fall asleep, but the
girls just wouldn't shut up about how cool the video game was. Slash's
stomach growled, signaling he was hungry (so what else is new? ^^;)

Slash: Hey, Taichi. **shakes Taichi awake on the couch** Can you make
some more popcorn? I'm hungry!

Taichi: Wha-? Oh yeah... **gets up drowzilly** No problem... **walks
into the kitchen**

Wendy: (singing Night Highway's background music)

Misty: Wow, you can sing well, Wendy!

Wendy: **blush** Thank you, Misty. ^_^

Sora: I was never aware of the characters in this video game until
now...

Linda: Characters? Those characters are us! Those kids should be
ashamed of being gaga over something as silly as boys!

Mimi: **throws a pillow at Linda** Shut up, sit down, and play the
dang video game!

Slash: `Bout time someone shut her up. And where's my popcorn? Taichi?
TAICHI?!

Slash angrily stood up and stomped over to the kitchen. He spotted
Taichi with his head in a plastic bowl of corn seeds. He was snoring,
and drooling inside the bowl.

Slash: **grabs Taichi's collar and shakes him** Wake up, you idiot!
The video game isn't THAT boring! Hey, are you listening to me?

Tai: **Shnooooooooooooooooorrrreee**

Slash: Auuuugh! Fine then. **tosses Taichi's limp body on top of the pile
of sleeping guys on the couch**

Guys: **Shnooooooooooooooooooorrreeeeeee**

Slash: Gah, this is hopeless...
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Ash, TK, Daisuke and Cody: Alright! MARIO PARTY 3!

Joe: I don't see what's so exciting. **rolls eyes**

TK: I used to play Mario Party 3 all the time when I was just a
little kid. It'd be nice to play the video game again.

Daisuke: You played Mario Party 3 as a kid too? Woah that's totally
cool! Who was your favorite?

TK: Mario! He was so awesome!

Daisuke: Really? Me too! Wow what a coincidence!

Miyako: They're getting along unusually well today...

Nancy: Uh, what's a Mario Party?

Tracey: Can't we just start the video game and get this over with?

Ash: Yeah, start the video game! I haven't played Mario Party 3 in a
couple of years!

Slash: What a bunch of fruitcakes. **rolls eyes**

Jam: Speaking of fruitcakes, where's that idiotic creep, Tommy?

Koushiro: Who cares?

Slash: Good point, Koushiro. Heh, that's a funny name. Koushiro.
**laughs**

Mimi: Shut up! Leave him alone. **throws remote control at Slash**

Slash: **rubs forehead** Ow, that hurt.

Taichi: Everyone shut up! **pops game in N64** I'm hungry, is anyone
else?

Nancy and Slash: **raise hands** WE ARE!

Jam: **large sigh** They'll never change...

Taichi: Okay, I'll make some more popcorn for everyone.

Slash: And don't drool in it this time!

Others: **laugh at Taichi** Ha ha ha ha!

Taichi: Grrr... shut up!!! I'M the one who invited all of you here!

The others start to play Mario Party 3 intently, uh- sort of. Taichi
came back in and handed out various bowls of popcorn to every one.

TK and Daisuke: Yeah! MARIO RULES! **high-5 each other**

Miyako: Uh...

Mimi: Ooh! Look at Daisy's outfit! That outfit is so cool!

Sylphiel: Eew... that guy has scaly skin! He's all muscle, and his
teeth is showing!

Ash: Um, that's Bowser.

Tommy: Hmm, he'd make a fine Snowboard Kids.

Misty: Too bad it's only a computer character, idiot! **throws popcorn
at Tommy**

Tommy: Everyone's so mean to me... **pout pout**

Mimi: YUCK! That guy looks like a broom! Ugh, those green clothes
just have to GO!

Kari: Shut up, Mimi. Yeesh, we've been saying 'shut up' too much. =/

Ash: Um, that's Luigi.

Mimi: Hideous is right!

Ash: It's LUIGI!

Sora: I think that Yoshi guy is majorly cute!

Taichi: What?!

Slash: Well, I normally wouldn't say anything, but Peach looks pretty
cool.

Nancy: What?!

Mimi: No way, Yoshi is way cooler than Peach!

Koushiro: What?!

Sora: I'm with Mimi on this. Yoshi all the way!

Misty: I'm siding with Slash. Peach is the coolest!

Ash: What?!

Mimi: Hmmph, red heds going for the red ranger. Typical as Slash
blowing his top.

Lina: What did you say? **starts up a fireball spell**

Jam: No! Don't do it! **tackles Slash, causing him to stop the
spell**

Linda: Actually, I think that Yoshi is much cuter.

Jessie: I'm going with the brat and spiky-haired kid, Peach!

James: Women, yeesh. **shakes head**

TK and Daisuke: Hell no! Mario is cooler!

Ken: No way! Luigi is helluva lot cooler!

Cody: I like DK.

Nancy: I like Daisy.

Tracey: Me too... **drools**

James: Amazing. They have the same voice, and act pretty much the
same when it comes to game characters. The only difference is Nancy
has the brains of a kitten, and Tracey has the-, wait, that rhymes!

Koushiro: State the obvious, won'tcha? **sigh**

Slash, Misty and Jessie: Peach is the coolest character!

Sora, Mimi and Linda: NO WAY! YOSHI IS THE COOLEST!

James: Will they ever shut up?

Togepi: Brii! Tokey tokey!

James: You said it. **rolls eyes, and plays the video game**

TK: MARIO IS THE STRONGEST!

Daisuke: Yeah! He could kick any of the other characters' keisters
any day!

Ken: Oh yeah? **punches Daisuke**

TK: Hey, don't pick on Daisuke! **kicks Ken**

Taichi: Will everyone stop fighting?

Matt: What's the use? They won't listen.

Joe: I gotta go. I have to finish my written report on medicine. See
you guys later.

Ash: I'm with Ken, Luigi all the way!

TK and Davis: MARIO!

Ken and Ash: NO! LUIGI! **both lunge at TK and Daisuke and start
to fight**

Cody: Uh... DK? Okay I'm obviously not important in this
conversation anymore. I think I'll go home now. More mac and cheese
for me! **leaves**

Koushiro: **stops the boys' fight** If I may have a say in this, I
think the Waluigi is the best.

Ken, TK, Daisuke and Ash: What?!

Ken: Waluigi is a major dork!

Koushiro: Look who's talking.

Ken: Look who's talking!

Koushiro: No, YOU look who's talking!

Ken: No, YOU should look who's talking!

TK, Daisuke and Ash: Uh...

TK: MARIO!

Ash: LUIGI!

Slash: Peach!

Sora: Yoshi!

Mimi: Kari, Miyako, who is cooler? Peach or Yoshi?

Kari: I think Yoshi is kinda cute...

Daisuke: WHAT?! **fumes**

Sora, Mimi and Linda: HA!

Yolei: Well, I kinda like Peach...

Slash, Misty and Jessie: HA!

Matt and Taichi: **shakes their heads** Yeesh...

Nancy: Uh... I don't think anyone is playing the video game anymore.

Wendy: I think so too, Nancy-dear.

Tommy: On the contrair, monfrair. **munches popcorn** Jam is enjoying
the video game quite intently.

Jam: **eyes glued to TV** Did someone say my name? Aw, nevermind.
**looks back to TV**

Misty: Togepi will settle this! **grabs Togepi** Peach is the cooler,
right?

Togepi: Brrriiiiiii, tokey!

Misty: Ha! Togepi said yes!

Linda: You have no proof that that egg said that! It isn't fair to
bring in an animal that doesn't even speak a language we can
understand!

Slash: Egg? Come to think of it, I am hungry... **grabs Togepi from
Misty and runs into the kitchen**

Misty: TOGEPI!

Slash: **comes out, rubbing her belly** Mmmm... that was a great snack!

Jessie: You IDIOT! You just ate our chance of winning this feud!
You're helping the Yoshi fans! **gasp** You must've joined with them!

Misty: We hereby cast you out of our Peach fan argumental side!

Slash: Hold it, you can't do that to me!

Misty and Jessie: YES WE CAN! **grab Slash and throws him onto the
couch**

Slash: Aaahhh! -Mmph- **lands on Nancy's lap**

Gourry: AAAAHHHH!

Lina: AAAAHHHH!

Tommy: Too bad you couldn't have landed on my lap.

Slash: In your dreams, fruitcake! **stuffs a pillow in Tommy's face**

Tommy: Mmph ah ffffp ngah!

Ash: Luigi is the coolest!

Daisuke: In your dreams, loser!

TK: You're obviously out-numbered, so why don't you give up?

Ash: Not for long! **grabs Richie and Tracey** Tell those 2 that Luigi
is the coolest and BEST Mario Brother!

Richie: I don't like to get sucked into these things. What's
happening over with the girls gives me a good enough reason to stay
neutral.

Tracey: I like Daisy...

James: Uh, I like Yoshi, so don't bother asking me.

Linda: You'll just have to admit, Peach fans, YOSHI IS THE COOLEST,
HANDS DOWN!

Jessie: We'll never admit it! HA! **throws popcorn at Linda**

Mimi: Oh yeah? **throws more popcorn at Jessie** Take that, you ugly
haired WENCH!

Jesse: WHAT DID YOU SAY YOU LITTLE BRAT?

Mimi: Who's the brat?!

Sora: Take this you scrawny chicken-girl! **throws popcorn bowl at
Misty**

Misty: CHICKEN-GIRL?! Take this you Yoshi fan GIRL! **throws the
popcorn bowl back at Sora**

Taichi: Uh... this is not turning out well, eh?

Matt: I think we're the only sane ones here...

Angewomon2000: **magically appears** Yup, you are. **munches on some
popcorn**

Ash: LUIGI!!!!!!

TK and Daisuke: MARIO!!!!!!

Tai: Yeesh, they've been arguing so long, the video game's already
over.

Matt: Check out Jam, he's still staring at the TV.

Angewomon2000: I'm checking him out all right...

Matt: **hits Angewomon2000 on the arm**

Taichi: He has been like that for the past half hour...

Jam: Oooh... must buy Marvin's Magic Drawing Board.... great
fun...

Tommy: I think the TV has gotten to Jam.

Slash: Snap out of it! **kicks Jam, no effect** Well, **sigh** might
as well end the fic now.

Angewomon2000: That's MY job!
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You don't want to know what happened when Taichi and Kari's parents
came home to find all those people in their living room, throwing tons
of popcorn and pillows at each other. Taichi was grounded for life,
Kari for half her life and the rest were banished from the Kamiya
household. Not that they cared, because they could watch movies at
someone else's house instead. Koushiro had a Sega Saturn with a few
video, so they decided to invade his house uninvited and play " NiGHTS
into Dreams". I won't even go into detail how much they fought over
what would happen... Well, I can tell you it wasn't as bad as the
Mario Party 3 incident. Oh, also just to tell you, the Yoshi fans won
('cause I put in my vote ^-~ Yoshi is, and always will be, the coolest
character!). Yeesh, did you ever think that anyone would have THAT
big of an arguement over MARIO PARTY 3?! Of all things to argue about.
^^;;; o_O;

~*THE END*~
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I know it turned out great. I was thinking very well when I wrote it.
This fic took me one week to finish. Eh, not bad. But again, this was
a fic created out of pure thinking and slight craziness. You didn't
have to read it, ya know. Oh well.
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Digimon, Snowboard Kids, Pokémon, all the characters and mentioned
video games are not mine. I'm sure I went over this in the last fic.
=p
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Koushiro: NO! YOU should look who's talking you- you HULIGAN!

Ken: No, you're the one who NEEDS to look who's talking, you- you
NERD!

Koushiro: Pah, look who's talking.

Ken: ARRGH! YOU LOOK WHO'S TALKING!

Jam: Woah... I think I should get some more fierce...

Angewomon2000: Okay... **grabs Jam by the shirt** That's enough TV for
you.

Jam: Aww...

Angewomon2000: Stop pouting! You're acting out of character.

Jam: Sorry.

Angewomon2000: **smiles** It's okay! You can come with me and go have
some lunch!

Jam: Uh...

Angewomon2000: You don't have to eat, you can just casually drink
soda like you always do!

Jam: Okay, sounds good.

Angewomon2000: YIPPY! **latches onto Jam's arm** Let's go!

Linda: **fumes** Oooh... that little brat is stealing my man!

Tommy: What makes HIM so special anyway?

Linda: In the name of Linda Maltinie, I will take Jam back!

Angewomon2000: **whacks Linda with a mallet** OKAY time to actually
END this fic once and for all!