The Quest With No Purpose
By: Knight Railey
We join our hero's doing exactually what they always do at Cloud's Villa every Saturday morning....
Yuffie: MY TV
Cid: DAMNIT YOU LITTLE @^#%*
fighting for the TV...
Yuffie: STOP IT CID!
Cid: Damnit, the morning Dukes are on!
Cloud: *walks in and takes the remote control* My house, my T.V.
Yuffie: But, but, but.... I WANNA WATCH MY CARTOONS! *breaks down and
cries*
Cloud: I didn't mean to-.
Yuffie: *steals the remote control from Cloud's hand and starts flipping
channels* Thank you....
Cloud: *walks into the kitchen, with Tifa and Aeris working on breakfast*
THAT GIRL! DAMNIT SHOULDN'T SHE LIVE WITH HER FAMILY. I'M SURE SHE HAS
SOME SOMEWHERE!
Tifa: Did you check the mail yesterday?
Cloud: No...
Tifa: Maybe you should-.
Aeris: HOW DARE YOU TELL MY DARE CLOUD TO CHECK THE MAIL!
Tifa: HOW DARE YOU TELL ME THAT!
Aeris: HOW DARE YOU TELL ME "HOW DARE ME"! *gets into a cat fight with
Tifa*
Cloud: Ladies, it's 8 in the morning. TAKE IT TO MY ROOM! *walks out
and checks the mail* Bill, bill, bill, bill, bill *stops when he sees a
famous magizine* CID, YOU PLAYBOY IS HERE!
Cid: *comes running out and speaks to Cloud in a lower whisper* Don't
say that outloud. *walks in, hiding the Playboy*
Cloud: *continues to go though the mail, until he gets to a letter
from a Mr. Someone* Mr. Someone.... Who in the blue hell is that? *walks
in with all the mail*
Yuffie: *comes running up* Anything for me!? Anything for me!?
Cloud: No unless you know a Mr. Someone.
Yuffie: Sure, you're a Mr. Somone, Vincent is a Mr. Someone, Barret.....
Cloud: No, someone who has the last name "Someone"
Vincent: *shows up for the first time in the fic* What? A Mr. Somone?
Open it Cloud, see what he wants.
Cloud: *Opens it*
Letter:
Dear Mr Strife and Friends,
I need 5 of your services, as the ones who save the world. I
can't tell you exactually why, but come to my office and I'll explain.
It's at 5555 W. Materia Str.
Thanks,
Mr. Someone
Cloud: So do you think we should help?
Tifa: Why not?
Aeris: CAUSE CLOUD HAS TO STAY WITH ME!
Tifa: Why you litte-. *Gets into another cat fight*
Cloud: Let's see, I need 5 of us... Let's see.... I'll go, Vincent
can go...
Yuffie: LET ME GO!
Cloud: Ok. Yuffie can go, Cid can go, and....
Tifa and Aeris: *after they heard that there was on one spot left,
they stopped* TAKE ME CLOUD!
Cloud: ummm.... Tifa can go.
Tifa: YES!
Aeris: Ha! Cloud did that so I don't have to get hurt!
Cloud: Whatever, let's get going.
The 5 of them walk out of the villa. Little known to them that they
are about to imbark on the
QUEST WITH NO PURPOSE
*fake out*
