"No way." Trunks said. "I did it last time and I barely came out alive."
"Big deal." Goten said rolling up his sleeve. "These are claw marks. Perminent scars."
"Wimps." Vegeta laughed. "I've seen worms with more backbone."
"Why don't you do it then?" Trunks asked innocently.
Vegeta was stumped and just turned away. "Humf. I have better things to do with my time."
"Hang on." Goten said. "Rock, Paper, Siccors."
The other two men agreed and they all put their hands in. Piccolo watched the whole event out of the corner of his eye. Whatever they were talking about it must be something terrible. He walked up and tapped Trunks on the shoulder.
"Not now Piccolo." he said waving his hand to shoo him. Piccolo grabed him and spun him around.
"What is all this about?" he asked.
"Something you can't handel." Vegeta said.
"What are you implying?" Piccolo said walking up to the shorter man. "I'm up to the challange. I may be in this weaker body but my skills are still strong."
"You're too green." Vegeta said.
Goten scratched his head. "But Vegeta, he's no longer green."
Vegeta face faulted and turned to Goten. "I mean he is too unexperianced."
"I can handle it." Piccolo said.
Just then Bra, Bulma, Marron, Pan and Mrs.Breifs came in holding the newpaper and grinning like new born kittens. But these kitties had claws.
"Oh boys." Bra said sweetly. "The mall opened a half hour ago."
"As did the sale." Bulma chimed in.
"Let's go!" Pan said getting to the point.
Trunks dived behind the couch and Vegeta and Goten pushed Piccolo forward.
"Piccolo-will-take-you-have-a-good-time-bye!" they both said quickly and then disappearing.
"Oh, that is so sweet, Piccolo." Mrs. Breifs said.
"Say what!?" Piccolo asked. But it was too late. All of the women surrounded him and latched on to a part of his body(don't think anything perverted now) then dragged him out the door.
"There goes one brave Namek turned human." Trunks sniffed.

"Sale at Marshals!" Bra screamed running around like a chicken with it's head cut off.
"There's a 25-60% off sale at J.C.Penny!" Bulma said running in the opposite direction with her mother.
"Hot Topic!" Pan shouted darting into a darkly lit store.
Piccolo looked around trying to keep track of them all but got dizzy in the process.
"Welcome to hell." Marron said.
Piccolo jumped. She had been so quiet he hadn't noticed her yet. She wore her regular pink jumper with long sleved white shirt under neath it. On her blonde head she had a matching pink hat.
She smiled up at him and he began getting that funny feeling again.
"Would you like to sit down by the fountain?" she asked. "It is very beautiful and the others will be gone for a while. I already did my shopping yesterday."
"Ah, yeah."
They walked over and she sat down folding her hands in her lap. Piccolo sat down too and looked at the gushing waters. It was kind of like a waterfall.
"This is my favorite place in the entire mall." she said suprising him. "Yes I like to shop but this is so much more relaxing."
"Yeah it is." Piccolo said feeling a smile creep up on his face.
"Well I'll be." Marron said placing her hands on her hips. "You can smile."
Piccolo looked shyly away and went a little purple. Marron chuckled.
"You know this is the first time we really sat down together." she said. "As a kid I'll admit you scared me. I thought you were like the big bad Boogie-Man with those sharp claws and fangs."
"They'll be back soon." he said. "Green skin and pointy ears."
Marron reached up and flicked his ear. "They're still a little pointy."
Piccolo jumped and laughed a bit. "That felt funny."
"I guess humans and nameks are different in a few other ways too." she said.
A cloud of dust came past them then and Bra dropped off four big bags and three carefuly wrapped boxes.
"Another sale. Be back soon!" she said as she darted off.
Marron sighed and reached into her purse. She pulled out a deck of cards and started shuffeling them. When she saw Piccolo watching her she raise her deck up.
"Want to play some black jack?" she asked.
"I'm not sure I am familiar with the game." he said.
"I'll show you."
"I'm not sure."
"Don't be an old man! Live a little."

"I still can't beleive I lost 20 to none." Piccolo said in disgust. They had finnished the shopping and he now saw why none of the others wanted to go. You had to carry packages, keep track of them all and then listen to them sing badly to the radio ALL THE WAY HOME! He was ready to hit his bed.
"Don't feel so bad." Marron said tossing out her capsule car. "I've been playing for years. And it is a hard game to learn."
Piccolo turned and watched as Bra, Bulma and Mrs.Breifs all went inside. Pan flew off in the distace carrying her share of stuff.
"Plus it was very nice of you to keep me company." she said. She reached up on her tippy toes and kissed him on the cheek. "Good night!" Marron got into her car and rove off leaving behind a very shocked, purpple faced Piccolo.
"She never kissed me!" a bush whispered.
"Shut up man." the one next to it said.
Piccolo rolled his eyes and blasted them. A fried Trunks and a fried Goten sat on the chared grass coughing smoke.
"What are you two doing spying on me?" he demanded.
The pair got up and dusted off. then one looked to the other and Goten sighed.
"We wanted to know what you and Marron were talking about." he confessed.
"Why'd she kiss you!" Goten demanded. "Are you interested in her? Are you dateing? How long has this been going on?"
"Trunks likes her." Trunks said.
Piccolo looked at Goten turn pale then red. "I can tell. But I am a namek. She is human. We have nothing in common too."
"Dude," Trunks said. "You're human now."

Bra evesdropped and smiled. Wait till Marron and Pan hears about this! A evil plan, that could only be thought up by the prince of all sayjins and Bulmas daughter, began to hatch.
Later on the phone the girls giggled on the three way.
"This is so cruel." Pan said. "I love it!"
"Poor, poor Trunks and Goten." Marron laughed.
Bra grinned a vegeta-like smiled. "More like poor Piccolo."



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