It's an Alien
Chapter 2

Disclaimer: I do not own Swat Kats: The Radical Squadron, or any of the copyrighted characters.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: I was actually DONE with this story a LONG TIME AGO. Unfourntuetly, FF.net was down and I couldnt post it. Anyway, here goes chapter two...I hope this doesent suck...


Glad that he got his comic book and a free grape soda. A joyful Jake Clawson was skipping down the non-paved alleyway heading for home singing his most favorite song in the whole wide world, and that song is Bingo.

'There was a farmer who had a cow and Bingo was his name-O'

Singing the sound loudly, Jake remembers as far back when he was a little kitten his mom sang it to him when she use to tucked him to bed. She still does that now, but not as much as Jake would like it to be, she usually sing it to Josie more often now. Come to think of it, she rarely tucks Jake into bed nowadays.

'B-I-N-G-O, B-I-N-G-O,B-I-N-G-O and BINGO was his name-O'

' How could Josie, a alien baby thingamajig can actually contemblate a song like this.' Jake thought angrily. He then remembered that he had a comic book in his book bag that he did not read yet. Quickly, Jake took the raggedy book bag off his back and unzipped it, taking out issue number thirteen of " Super Secret UFO Stories and Facts." The cover was a shekat who was wearing a red dress screaming in fear at a UFO ship that was landing on the top of a yellow Victorian style house in the middle of the suburbs during the nighttime. Jake made a smirk he thought that was funny. Underneath the terrified shekat was bright green bloody message Jake read aloud,

FACTS TO KNOW IF A BABY IS AN ALIEN! By Christen Kattails Page 7

" Great, Page seven." Said Jake. He put his book bag back on, tuned the comic book to page seven, and started to read while walking home. He had a way of reading and walking at the same time. It read,

Our crack team investigators at our offices have found out that UFO's are invading Earth, not by abductions or walking as adult cats in countries around the world, but as cutie little defenseless...BABY KITTENS!

" Wow!" Jake said under his breath, " I can't believe it." He continued to read the introduction,

These alien baby kittens home planet is from Mars, then west for thirty light years and you're at the planet NATAPO. The planet is about to explode due to the over mining of copper and special beans called "Lima Beans"! The reason why they want Earth is because of our rich atmosphere and hair. These aliens age range are two years two three. You can't see them when their children because they are a small, round, see through egg inside the host. The host can be any female cats ages 12 to 60, preferably older women who can handle their enormous weight.

Jake thought back and remembered when Josie was inside Mom she was big. Jake gasped, " Oh no! Mom was a host!" Quickly Jake read again and it said:

When the alien is at adult stage, they come out of the host through their nose holes or ears. It is a very painful experience for the host. So painful that the host has to go to the hospital and have a special operation team that works with the aliens to safely take the alien out of the mother's stomach. The doctors don't really care about the host they just stitch her nose back together so nobody can notice. When the baby exits out of the host, they look like a wet rat. Over the few days, they can look like a normal baby kitten, but note that at this time there are at the peak of their power! They can control some cats while there innocently sucking on a bottle of milk. Now we have ten ways to see if your baby brother or sister is a alien.
Jake look at the list and number one said,

1. DOES YOUR BABY BROTHER OR SISTER PUKE EVERY DAY OR WEEK CONTINUOUSLY?

Jake thought for a while and he did remember that Josie always throwing up, from time to time. " Hey, She does do that!" Jake continued to read until he knocked right into somebody causing Jake to fall right on his tail. " Owie! Whydja did that Jake!" yelled the small squeaky voice.
Trying to figure out what happen, Jake climbed right back up again and notice that his comic book was out of his hands, in fact the comic book was out of sight.
" H-hey? Did ya seen my book!? I-I just got it a few hours ago." Jake said, nearly sobbing. Though he said he had it for a few hours, it was actually three minutes. He couldn't believe that he just bought a comic book and then he lost it, it wasn't even a day that went by.
" I gots it." Said the shekat happily. Jake look at the little shekat and he knew exactly who she is.
" Ginger?" Jake said feebly, " Is that you?"
Jake was right, it was Ginger Imakatski (Pronounced: Im a kat ski) she sat behind Jake in Ms. Thomson's class. She was the same height as Jake and had peach colored fur and blond hair that was tied into a red bow. Jake tries to avoid her at school but she always wanted to sit next to Jake, if there is an assembly in school, when its story time in the class, anything. But no matter how much she sit next to him, Jake didn't like her at all. She wasn't mean, she just do things that he thought was stupid... In fact, at that time, all girls were stupid according to Jake.
" Guess what Jake," Ginger got up from the ground, without any help from Jake, and brushed off some dirt off her pink jumper with white poka-dots, " My Daddy's gonna get me a New Malibu Carmi doll!"
" So..." Jake said it as if he didn't care, " Can I have my comic book back. I need it, I hafta make a special preoccupation in a couple of hours."
" Uhh..." Ginger made a long thought and she said, " Ok." She handed Jake the book nicely.
' Hmm...' Jake thought, ' I guess girls aren't that stupid after all.' But before Jake can walk home with his comic book Ginger recited,
" Circle, Circle, Dot, Dot, now I got my cootie shot."
All of a sudden color from Jake's face faded, 'how could I forgot! Ginger got the cooties from Tommy yesterday!' Jake started to run around in circles with his hands in the air, holding the comic book screaming, " I'm affected! I'm affected! I'm Affected- hey! GOTTA GET GINGER!"
Ginger shook her head and pulled out her hand to stop Jake in his tracks, " Not so fast Mister Clawson, I got my shots! You can't break the law it's the rule of the city and the whole wide world, and... and the whole galaxy...and...and... I can tell Daddy ya broke the law because h-he's a para...para...uhh...umm...par-a-beagle? Yeah, he's a parabegal and he can throw you in jail!"
Quickly Jake ran out of the alleyway, followed by Ginger. Jake franticly looked around worried, " I-I need to get this catamination to some other kid! I can't have the cooties!"

Jake picture what would happen if he went to school with cooties. Nobody wouldn't play with him during recess or sit next to him in school. The truth is, nobody wouldn't play with Jake in school or outside. Everyone thinks he's weird because he always read comic books, he even wrote a book report on " Captain Arden and the Kitten Wonder" but he got a D minus because it was suppose to be a book, not a comic book. How could he forget while the teacher scolded him and told him to go to his desk, which was in the middle of the classroom. All the kittens were snickering at him or looking at him plain weird, except Ginger who was asleep in class that day. What was worse about that whole ordeal was when the kids whispered some comments to him.
" Hey Skinny Clawson. I think ya did the wrong report."
" Where did you come from ya crazy cat? Outer space?"
" Plain stoopid Clawson."
The only kids that would play with him or talk to him is the kindergarten kids, first graders, and the second graders, but they don't know better, they cant even play games right, and Jake don't see any of the younger kids playing in recess or outside. Usually they're at home getting a snack or taking a nap.
Jake scanned the neighborhood he lived in and found a small urban playground, " Hey! There's kittens in there!" Jake ran off, running towards the playground reaching out his hand running toward the first kitten he sees, and he was about to touch that cat until a familiar voice yelled out, "EVERYOUN' RUN AWAY! HE GOT DA COOTIES!"
And that familiar voice was Brenden Imakatski. He's one of the unpopular fourth graders in Jake's school. He hates kids who are in his grade and kids who's a grade lower then him, even kids who is a grade higher them him. Except Ginger, that's his little sister, but he still teaser her but he dislikes Jake with a passion. He's not really smart, he's just plain dumb, he failed the forth grade twice. And he has a habit of picking his nose and ears with his finger.
" EVERYOUN' RUN AWAY! HE GOT DA COOTIES!" Brenden shouted again while laughing stupidly sticking his finger in his ear. All the kittens in the park screamed at the sight of Jake and everybody cleared the area leaving Jake and Brenden all alone. Ginger ran up to Jake and shouted, " What happened Jake?!"
" Brenden told everyone I got the Cooties," Jake said, he sounded angry. Brenden pulled out the finger out of his ear and made a high pitched laugh and shouted, " Ya soulda seen ya face when I told all of em' that you got the Cooties! Funny! All thoe's stooped lil' un's runnin' for dair lives."
" Whydja did that Brenden!?" Ginger screamed at her brother, " It's not funny, He can't have the Cooties!" Ginger said while standing on Jake's right hand side,
" Ooooohhhh," Brenden laughed and pointed at Jake and Ginger, " Jakie Wakie has Ginger Finster, as a little baby girlfriend! Aww, how sweet." Brendan continued to laugh at the two cats who were turning red. Ginger tighten her fist and growled, " Jake is not my stupid boyfriend, and dats Imakatski to you, STUPID."
" Yous stupid! Stupid!" Brenden barked at his sister,
" You are!"
" Yous is!"
" You are!"
" SHUT YA TRAP!" Brenden yelled, " Anyways, I was looking for ya to tell ya Pop's home, he has dat stupid doll dat ya was tellin' 'im about."
Ginger mood change totally and she said with glee, " Really!? Golly Brended why didn't ya tell me! Oh boy!" Brenden dig into his nose and flick whatever he caught, " Yeah, he saids go'n get it or he's gonna throw it in da trash or somethin'."
Quickly Ginger turned to Jake and said, " Sorry Jake we gotta do this some other day I gotta play with my new doll!" Then like a bolt of lighting she ran home. Brenden, walking slowly after his sister turned around and wave his hand, " See ya on Monday Jake."
" W-w-WAIT! What about my Cooties! I CAN'T have 'EM!" Jake angrily yelled into the sky, " Girls are stupid! Especially ones name Ginger Imakatski!"
Finally, Jake was the only one in the park. Some wind picked up and out of nowhere a tumbleweed (the brown circle things that rolls around out in the desert) started rolling across the park passing Jake. Feeling he lost a battle, he look at his comic book and smiled, " At least I got my comic book back." Jake notice it wasn't too far from his house so he started to run down the city streets, even though Pops told him not to, thinking, 'Maybe Josie has somethin' to do with this...Yeah! Josie has something to do with this! She controlled Ginger to affect me and stupid Brenden to tell everybody to run away. Wow, she's a alien AND have special powers!"