Chapter 17: The Far Farfetch'd

Chapter 17: The Far Farfetch'd

"How many times do I need to talk you that I won so your little brain can understand it?" Stacey shouted to Alison stomping to her, yes another fight it seems to go all day round just like it was some breaking news, the difference is, it's not and that it is going on for weeks and weeks while breaking news only goes on for about a week or so, the point is, they drive you mad.

"Miss. Know It All, you have a little bit of a problem and that is that I won the battle, I saw my Vulpix faint right after yours because I'm obviously the better trainer out there and I know how to get more pokemon than you, and I will always remain a better trainer than you. And once I get money for a bike I am going to kick your sorry face out of my face!"

If you have not noticed, they are now starting to do physical threats, actually for a few days now, as the battle was liket wo days ago and they are still talking about it, I told you they overextend it like breaking news, but that is important so they try to get ratings off of that, this is just going to make you want to tie their mouths together, tie them to a tree and leave them.

"I want to catch a pokemon, that will occupy me, then when I return I will be able to stand a little bit more fighting…" I mumbled to myself.

I looked over the area I was in to find any sort of life, which means a creature I can capture and train. I only have five pokemon, which is not a very well assorted team I think, I don't know just the names together in the team is rather weird, Poliwag, Sentret, Butterfree, Charmeleon, and Butterfree, I hope that is a good team, it is not the best until I get my last pokemon!

"Let them argue, let myself catch a Pokemon. Kyle look over the two, I am off trying to find some Pokemon. Now…" I said to my male companion that was just always there, he just did not talk for some reason I don't know why.

I just walked off in a direction aimlessly hoping that I can find a pokemon, going into a battle always made me just think of that and nothing else, all the arguments is going to make me go insane, as some people already think that I am that way, but I will be that way and they will say 'And I thought he was insane before this' And shake their head in dismay, I can imagine them doing it… I really can, I wonder if that is considered pathetic…

A branch crashed into the ground right in front of me, "I am not a target whatever you are!" I complained looking around me to find the pokemon that tried to kill me, only if I could sue, if only I knew what it was, only if I had the money, only if I knew how, what about me just not being a idiot in this subject, "Only a really disturbed Pidgeot." I looked up to see it perched on the tree pecking branches off for some reason, I just like blinked a few times, "You are the Pidgetto that I saw before, right?"

The Pidgeot did not bother to respond and just flew away well I mean how rude is that! It does not matter, too may people have Pidgeot from how common Pidgey is, I want an unusual team, I got to keep that trend going for me.

"Far!" I heard from the distance, the direction the Pidgeot was flying, I ran over to it in an immediate spot to see what was going on, as I heard a cry of the Pidgeot, "Tot!"

I saw a Farfetch'd there smacking a Pidgeot with that green thing over and over insanely, just doing it over and over, after a final whack which made a huge bam sound, the Pidgeot fell on the ground, wow that Farfetch'd must be a good pokemon! It looked unusual too, the brown feathers, well where they usual should be was a dark bash, sand color, it actually was a pretty shade, and the white fur was the same too. An unusual colored Pokemon wow I want to catch this pokemon.

A pokeball was unclipped from my belt, as I hoisted it into the air, I need to battle it so I can weaken it for the capture in the red and white sphere where they were held until called for by their master, the Pokeball, "Butterfree, I need you, weaken that Farfetch'd now!" I called for my butterfly pokemon as it came out on command.

A weird response came from the Farfetch'd, as it clutched its leak and spiun it in its grasp as if it was some sort of Ninja with its weapon, how odd. I actually thought iut was quite cool to see it use like a Patton as it waited for Butterfree to attack, but it was just hovering in the air looking down on the crazy Farfetch'd.

The pokemon jumped up suddenly, even being a duck, where I thought it can fly…. uh I guess not! The pokemon sun it's leek as it smashed Butterfree in the face with it, it left a red mark, ouch that's got to hurt!

Butterfree cried in pain as it was smashed with the leek as it fell towards the ground, "Use super sonic now!" Butterfree opened it's mouth and let out a shrieking noise, ouch my ears are hurting! I placed my hands over my ears so it would block out of the noise, the Farfetch'd just began to run in circles around the place like a crazed duck, I told you this pokemon is weird!

Farfetch'd extended his leak back and shot it towards Butterfree as if it was a boomerang. The leek glowed a slight white, as it seemed to get sharper the faster and far it went towards Butterfree. It smashed into Butterfree, throwing the butterfly back from the impact. The duck jumped up in joy, oh wait it was jumping towards Butterfree as the leak returned to its master. With one slap my Pokemon was fainted! "Aye! How did you do that! All you did was use your leek! Return!" I shouted as I reutnred my Butterfree back into the red and white sphere.

"You won't be able to fight this Pokemon with your art of sword leek fighting." I took my newest pokemon my belt and threw it into the arena, "Sneasel I need you! Defeat this duck!"

The pokeball opened releasing my newest dark pokemon, if it can defeat a mantis, I think it can beat a simpe duck that just usues his leek, take away the leek and it is all mine!

"Sneasel! Give it a slash attack now!" Sneasel ran towards the Sneasel with its claws held behind its back they glowing a white as they were prepared to slash the Farfetch'd as hard as they can.

Farfetch'd ran towards the Sneasel holding it's leek in front of him, as he was prepared to do whatever he was planning too.

The pokemon collided as the claws of the Sneasel met with the leek of the Farfetch'd, no it blocked it with that leek again! Now he is using it like a sword the duck jabed the sword like leek into the Sneasel many times while blocking his claws with his wing.

Now it is just looking like a sword fight, Sneasel left claw against the leak as they were keep jabbing them into each other, rtrying to attach from the side, like they were fenching or whatever, Farfetch'd forced to go back sometimes, Sneasel forced to go back when Farfethc'd was winning, I actually found this quite entertaining. The right claw of Sneasel and the right wing of Farfetch'd were just not being used except for some attacks that they wanted to do the most damage.

"Fetch!" The duck shouted as it swiftly slashed it's leek towards the Sneasel. It's feet being planted into the ground, a determined lookinn it's eyes as he held it in both wings.

"Sneasel!" My pokemon shouted as it smacked the leakaway with it's claw, forcing yo go back a little as the Farfetch;'d seemed to go coser and closer to it as if it was winning the fight.

"Far!" The pokemon said jumping up and slashing its leek downwards, trying to hit Sneasel on the head. It threw both of it's claws up as it blocked it,yees! It made a clang sound yes this is definitely like fencing!

"Far, far, fetch'd!" Farfetch'd with some work of it's feet went side to side, doing several slashes with it's leek. I think it was keep on moving so it could not be hit with some simple slash attack.

Sneasel fenced it off with his claws, as he also began to do some work with his feet, I had to stop this I got an idea!

"You have two claws, it has one leek! Use shadow ball is with the other claw, you can hit that bird it is so close to you. Wait, I mean that duck!" Sneasel took it's right claw and began to form that ball, he did without his opponent knowing, and shot it towards the Farfetch'd

"Far!" The pokemoin shouted as it was shot back rapidly moving its wings trying to fly, yeah right like ducks can fly! "Another Shadow Ball!" Sneasel held out it's right claw as it formed that black ball again, that ball of darkness, with a swift yank of his claw the ball was shot towards Farfetch'd. The duck spun in the air, with its leak someone reflecting the ball into Sneasel! "This thing is harder than it looks." I thought it was going to be much easier…

"Do a mudslap!" Sneasel smacked his paw into the moist ground, mud being released towards the Farfetch'd. It lande don the ground on it's two webbed feet or whatever you call them, duck feet? It spun that green leek between both wings and the mud just seemed to reflect off of it, man how important is this leek to it! She just used it for fencing, and now for reflecting…no wonder they don't want to be separated from their leek.

"While it is distracted do a Slash!" Sneasel jumped up, held its claws back like before and jumped up, the duck not knowing where my pokemon went and Slash it across the face, the pokemon let out a cry as it stumbled backwards, as it had no idea that it was coming, now for the capture! "Pokeball go!" I shouted as I hoisted my empty pokeball at the duck.

It was sucked into the ball, as it wiggled a few times, then made a ding noise, "Yes I captured my six pokemon!" I shouted as I ran over to my new pokemon and clipped its pokeball on my belt, my team was completed!