Kuzco All Grown Up (As a llama)
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This Fanfic begins once upon a time in a faraway land (theme music from Aladdin starts
playing). Once upon a time, when an emperers servant wore a v-neck down lower then
the Grand Canyon and people talked "squirrel," there was indeed an emperor who was a
llama. This emperors name was Kuzco. Now, who would be crazy enough to name their
kid that, I'll never know. If you saw the movie you should know that Kuzco isn't a llama
anymore, but in my fic he is. SO DEAL WITH IT!!!!! Now, back to the fic. As I was
saying there was this emperor named Kuzko. Boy, was he a great emperor, after that
incident with that big fat guy, (no offense meant) he decided to be fair to all. He gave all
people a Kuzcotopia and let them each have their own theme song guy (he finally took
the guy from Aladdin and gave someone else the all mighty Sting).
Everything was going okely-dokely when all of a sudden v-neck lady's son comes into
the picture. He, or should I say Bob, wore instead of a v-neck SHORT SHORTS that
went no lower then an inch from his butt. Believe me, it wasn't me who asked him to
show a little skin, because by the time he came into the fanfic he was just as old and
wrinkly as his mom had been. Kuzco was sitting all high and mighty when he gets a
message that a request to see him at once has been sent to him from a man named Bob.
After Kuzco got the theme song guy to play the theme song one more time he summoned
him in.
As Bob came in, in his teeny weeny short shorts he said, "KUZCO I LOVE U ALMOST
AS MUCH AS I LOVE LUCY!!!" all the while knowing he hated 'I Love Lucy," that
little trickster!
"Whatcha talking bout boy!" Kuzco answered
"Oh Kuzco I just want to work for you since I love you thiiiiiiiiissssss much," Bob
stretches his arms out to full extent.
"So you love me thiiiiiiissssssssss much," Kuzco stretches his arms out to full extent, " I
guess I could give you a job."
"Cool, so bub what's it gonna be all high and mighty advisor to you or what," Bob
asked.
" You can………….hmmmm………..take care of my cat! I'm afraid to touch her myself,
I mean ever since that incident we had together I don't know why I even kept her……."
While Kuzco continues muttering to himself, Bob chuckles with joy (you see Bob's
mother was the cat, she had been turned into a cat at the end of The Emperor's New
Groove).
"Well cats are great companions and I myself love them. I think it's the perfect job for
me," Bob says hugging himself.
"Riiiiiggggghhhhhtttttt," Kuzco says thinking it odd that Bob was hugging himself. "Now
she's in her cage, get her immediately and my servent…….where is he……fine my
THEME SONG GUY will show you to your room. After he finds his," Kuzco says
finishing the last part quietly to himself, "Oh theme song guy."
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Read the next chapter!
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This Fanfic begins once upon a time in a faraway land (theme music from Aladdin starts
playing). Once upon a time, when an emperers servant wore a v-neck down lower then
the Grand Canyon and people talked "squirrel," there was indeed an emperor who was a
llama. This emperors name was Kuzco. Now, who would be crazy enough to name their
kid that, I'll never know. If you saw the movie you should know that Kuzco isn't a llama
anymore, but in my fic he is. SO DEAL WITH IT!!!!! Now, back to the fic. As I was
saying there was this emperor named Kuzko. Boy, was he a great emperor, after that
incident with that big fat guy, (no offense meant) he decided to be fair to all. He gave all
people a Kuzcotopia and let them each have their own theme song guy (he finally took
the guy from Aladdin and gave someone else the all mighty Sting).
Everything was going okely-dokely when all of a sudden v-neck lady's son comes into
the picture. He, or should I say Bob, wore instead of a v-neck SHORT SHORTS that
went no lower then an inch from his butt. Believe me, it wasn't me who asked him to
show a little skin, because by the time he came into the fanfic he was just as old and
wrinkly as his mom had been. Kuzco was sitting all high and mighty when he gets a
message that a request to see him at once has been sent to him from a man named Bob.
After Kuzco got the theme song guy to play the theme song one more time he summoned
him in.
As Bob came in, in his teeny weeny short shorts he said, "KUZCO I LOVE U ALMOST
AS MUCH AS I LOVE LUCY!!!" all the while knowing he hated 'I Love Lucy," that
little trickster!
"Whatcha talking bout boy!" Kuzco answered
"Oh Kuzco I just want to work for you since I love you thiiiiiiiiissssss much," Bob
stretches his arms out to full extent.
"So you love me thiiiiiiissssssssss much," Kuzco stretches his arms out to full extent, " I
guess I could give you a job."
"Cool, so bub what's it gonna be all high and mighty advisor to you or what," Bob
asked.
" You can………….hmmmm………..take care of my cat! I'm afraid to touch her myself,
I mean ever since that incident we had together I don't know why I even kept her……."
While Kuzco continues muttering to himself, Bob chuckles with joy (you see Bob's
mother was the cat, she had been turned into a cat at the end of The Emperor's New
Groove).
"Well cats are great companions and I myself love them. I think it's the perfect job for
me," Bob says hugging himself.
"Riiiiiggggghhhhhtttttt," Kuzco says thinking it odd that Bob was hugging himself. "Now
she's in her cage, get her immediately and my servent…….where is he……fine my
THEME SONG GUY will show you to your room. After he finds his," Kuzco says
finishing the last part quietly to himself, "Oh theme song guy."
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Read the next chapter!
