A/N: This is the first installment of my latest attempt at a Harry Potter
fan fic. Because of my obsession with Sirius Black (who, for the record,
kicks major @$$) and MWPP, I figured, why not write a fan fic 'bout them?
This is one of many versions of the infamous prank played by Sirius against
Snape in their sixth year, almost resulting in Snape's death. (And wouldn't
that have been unfortunate? hehe) I hope you enjoy it, please R/R!!!
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Slyly watching the figure flipping through his books as he leaned against a statue of Noric the Nomad, Sirius Black began to walk down the corridor with his companion.
"Well, of course we're going through with it next week, Wormtail!" Sirius' talked loud and clear as though he hadn't even noticed there was another person in the hall. "I can't believe you still ask this every time we accompany on Remus on his frequent midnight adventures! You should know, after years of doing this, we'll go." With a nonchalant hand running through his shaggy black hair, Sirius grinned as the figure leaped behind the statue, ensuring he would be able to listen.
The small, squat boy next to him squeaked in a whisper, "Why did you call him, Remus? You know we always call him by his nickname!" Sighing and stopping exasperatedly, Sirius pulled his beady-eyed classmate toward him, "Well, honestly, you wouldn't think our beloved Snape over there would no him by his bloody nickname would you? We're the only ones to call him Moony, and it would never help our plan to confuse our marionet into not following us. He must know who we're talking about, and what to do, so play your ruddy part!"
As he began to walk toward the statue once more, Sirius continued their "conversation". "Now remember, at 11:30 sharp we will meet down at the Whomping Willow. You will prod the knot of the trunk directly under the west-facing branch, as usual, so we can get underneath. Once we meet up with Remus we can continue with our plans for the night."
Prompted by an angry jab in his ribs, Wormtail squeaked quickly, "Oh, Sirius! We were supposed to meet James, Lily, and Amy at the library! Don't you remember? We still need to get the potions notes we missed! I just know Professor Quintari will quiz us on what we missed today in class." Faking a look of panic, Sirius dragged his companion down the remainder of the corridor without even a glance toward the statue or the eavesdropper it was concealing.
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Post A/N: There will be more to this first section, I just don't have time to finish it all yet. Stop by later for the rest of this chapter and story.
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Slyly watching the figure flipping through his books as he leaned against a statue of Noric the Nomad, Sirius Black began to walk down the corridor with his companion.
"Well, of course we're going through with it next week, Wormtail!" Sirius' talked loud and clear as though he hadn't even noticed there was another person in the hall. "I can't believe you still ask this every time we accompany on Remus on his frequent midnight adventures! You should know, after years of doing this, we'll go." With a nonchalant hand running through his shaggy black hair, Sirius grinned as the figure leaped behind the statue, ensuring he would be able to listen.
The small, squat boy next to him squeaked in a whisper, "Why did you call him, Remus? You know we always call him by his nickname!" Sighing and stopping exasperatedly, Sirius pulled his beady-eyed classmate toward him, "Well, honestly, you wouldn't think our beloved Snape over there would no him by his bloody nickname would you? We're the only ones to call him Moony, and it would never help our plan to confuse our marionet into not following us. He must know who we're talking about, and what to do, so play your ruddy part!"
As he began to walk toward the statue once more, Sirius continued their "conversation". "Now remember, at 11:30 sharp we will meet down at the Whomping Willow. You will prod the knot of the trunk directly under the west-facing branch, as usual, so we can get underneath. Once we meet up with Remus we can continue with our plans for the night."
Prompted by an angry jab in his ribs, Wormtail squeaked quickly, "Oh, Sirius! We were supposed to meet James, Lily, and Amy at the library! Don't you remember? We still need to get the potions notes we missed! I just know Professor Quintari will quiz us on what we missed today in class." Faking a look of panic, Sirius dragged his companion down the remainder of the corridor without even a glance toward the statue or the eavesdropper it was concealing.
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Post A/N: There will be more to this first section, I just don't have time to finish it all yet. Stop by later for the rest of this chapter and story.
