Author's Notes: Hello! Bunny here! Don't worry this isn't another
insane story by me. It's actually a cute lil' Usagi and Mamoru romance.
Silly Motoki... Hehe. Well, enjoy! I love reviews!
*hint hint wink wink*

Candid Camera

Rated PG


There was a light rap at Furuhata Motoki's apartment door. The
young blonde hopped up happily from his seating on his couch. He dashed
over to the door and swung it open, a cheery smile plastered across his
face.
"Hiya, guys!" he chirped. The two people infront of him just
glared. "Um..." He looked around his apartment and gestured to the
couch. "Wanna seat?"
The male crossed his arms over his chest, eyes icy. The female
compied his stance.
"What's the big idea, Motoki?" the man growled. "I was doing my
essay for Chemistry tomorrow! You know how long that thing is!"
"Yeah! And I was shopping!!" the female whined. "I found the
cutest stuffed bunny, too!"
"Guys, just sit down and relax!" Motoki pleaded, trying to be
a good host.
"This better be REALLY important, Motoki..." the man hissed as
he took a seat. The girl followed suit.
"Mamoru, c'mon, chill!" Motoki plopped down on the recliner and
picked up the TV remote. "Believe me, you'll find this amusing! Especially
you, Usagi."
"Huh?" The blonde swung her head to Motoki. "You pulled me out
of shopping for something AMUSING?"
"Ditto!!" Mamoru seethed.
Mamoru and Usagi froze as they heard static coming from the TV
screen. Both turned their heads back to the TV to see a very disheveled
Mamoru walk into the arcade. He was clad in sweatpants and a jacket. The
usual for his morning jog. There was a small cut on his forehead, and
his nose was bright red and bruised.
"Hey!" the real Mamoru cried. "You're making us watch that
stupid tape you made!"
"Moootttooookkiiiii!!" Usagi wailed. "I wanted to go shopping!!"
"Shut up, Odango..." Mamoru spat out between gritted teeth.
Motoki's grin broadened. "I was following you two with that
camera for days!" The blonde chuckled lightly. "I was watching it
yesterday. It's hysterical! Keep watching!" he demanded.
They all turned their attention back to the battered Mamoru on
the screen.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

"Turn off the camera..." the TV Mamoru grumbled.
"Woah! What happened to you?" Motoki's voice came from behind
the camera.
"I ran into a brick wall..."
The camera shook lightly with Motoki's mirth, as did the real
Usagi's shoulders.
"How?" Motoki sputtered out between his laughter.
Mamoru frowned. "I thought I saw Usagi... so I wasn't paying
attention to wear I was going..."
The real Usagi's cheeks flushed.
"You, my friend," Motoki's voice drawled from the TV, "have
got it BAD!"
"Oh shut up..." was Mamoru's feeble reply and he sat down and
gingerly touched his nose.
The screen went to static again as the next scene prepared to
come on.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

"Man, that's funny!" Usagi giggled over the static. Mamoru
glared at her. Usagi nudged him playfully in the ribs. "Got a crush on
me, huh, Mr. Chiba?"
Mamoru had the grace to blush at that. He swung his eyes back
to the TV to see Usagi bang her head repeatedly on the Crown's marble
counter.
"Now THAT's funny." Mamoru flashed the real Usagi a cocky grin
causing the young blonde to fume.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

"You're gonna loose even MORE braincells that way, Odango Atama,"
the TV Mamoru drawled from behind the distressed Usagi.
"Go away baka..." Usagi moaned, continually banging her head.
Mamoru rolled his eyes and sat down on a stoll next to her.
He eyed the camera warily.
"Stop filming us, Motoki!" he pleaded. "It's getting REAL
annoying, REAL fast!"
"But it's so fun! Besides," Motoki shrugged, causing the camera
to shift. "when I'm gone I want everyone to be able to see the world
from my eyes!"
"You honestly think they care...?" Usagi grumbled, her head
still smushed against the counter.
"My, my..." Motoki made his voice sound as if his feelings had
been hurt. "getting cynical in our old age, eh?"
"Whatever..." Usagi sat up straight to reveal a huge red lump
on her forehead. She rubbed the lump ruefully.
"Erm... Odango...?" Mamoru began. "This may sound weird coming
from me... But... are you OK?"
Usagi slid Mamoru a sideways glance. "Fine," she spat out.
"Just peachy keen dandy!"
Usagi jumped up from her seat and stormed into the 'Emplyees
Only' room, slamming the door behind her. Motoki turned the camera back
to Mamoru to show that his jaw was slack and that his coffee mug was
threatening to slip out of his too relaxed hands.
Motoki's hand came into view and pushed Mamoru's mouth shut,
then took the mug and placed it on the table. He shut off the camera.
Static overcame the screen once more.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*


End Chapter 1!

Author's Notes: Well? Bad, right? Yeah, I figured as much... Oh well...
I'm trying... But review anyway, please? You can flame me as much as
you want! ^_^;; Next chapter will be up soon, same with Sailor Moon
Halloween! (Read that, too! It's SUPER funny!) ^_^V Peace!

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"If the door is closed, don't walk into it!"
~Lianne Sentar