Tifas bar

Cloud:Barret.. What the hell ya doin'?!
Barret:Huh? What does it look like, idiot?!
Cloud:Uhm...
Barret:Gawd... With your head, you'll never figure it out! I'm writing a novel! Aight?!
Cloud:*Points to Barret*You?! Writing a novel?! HAHA! What a joke!!

Meanwhile in the ShinRa Headquarters

Rufus:I called you Turks here today, cuz I have a mission for you!
Reno:*Mutters*Oh shit, Sherlock...
Rufus:I heard that... *Smacks him with a baseball stick*
Tseng:What kind of mission, sir?
Rufus:Well, I.. Uhm... Tseng... Would you come a lil bit closer please..?
Tseng:*Moves closer*
Rufus:Closer...
Tseng:*Moves closer again*So sir... The mission is..?
Rufus:*Half asleep*Hmm? What, oh! Right... The mission... Well... I want you guys to bring me a magazine....
Tseng:And what is the name of the magazine...?
Rufus:Well.. Uhm.... *Whispers*The name of the magazine is.... Women Fashion..
Tseng:Ok... I'll get the others and then go to the store......
Rufus:Good... And when you've bought the magazine... Don't let ANYTHING happen to it... Protect it with your life... Understood?
Tseng:Understood

Tseng leaves with the Turks

Rufus:Finally... When I get that magazine... I can get the url to that site... And then... I'll be the new ruler of the internet!!! MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH *Crappy evil music plays in the backgroud*Huh? Where did that music came from?

The store

Cloud:So... What are we gonna get for dinner today?
Tifa:Ooooh! Something special!
Cloud:How da #"¤%& do you know what we're gonna get to dinner?!
Tifa:I'm the one who's gonna cook today!
Cloud:WHAT?! Erm.. I mean.. Who wanna go to the resturant?
Tifa:-.-... *Smacks Cloud with a salami stick*
Barret:Look! There's dose damn foo's to turks! What the #!"#¤% are they doing here?!
Aeris:Let's go over to them and check..
Cloud:*Weak voice*Good idea...

The gang goes over to the Turks

Cloud:Hey foo's. Whatcha doing here?
Elena:We're on a m-
Reno:Shut up, Elena! You talk too much!
Elena:Sorry..
Tseng:We're just looking at some magazines...
Tifa:What kind of magazines.. We can maybe help..
Tseng:NO! Erm.. I mean.. No.. Sorry, but you cant.. Bye! *grabs a magazine and walks away*
Cloud:*Confused look*Weird...

The ShinRa Headquarters

Rufus:So, do you have it?
Tseng:Yes... I have it... Here.. *gives him the magazine*
Rufus:*takes it, looks at it*Erm.. Tseng... THIS IS THE WRONG MAGAZINE!!!!
Tseng:WHAT?!
Rufus:It's a god"#%"¤(&" magazine on how to keep your garden good looking! What are you?! Blind?! I wonder if that organ that is under that rathome even works!!!

The end..

Authors note:Yep! I know.. IT SUCKS!! And it's very short too.. I know.. Plz R&R