Hello! I am Supercat, as you may already know, unless if you randomly read fics without knowing who the author is, and this is my fic. It is the continuation of You'll Figure It Out, hence the fact that it is considered the second chapter. Uh... itr begins where we laefty of. (Having 'left' typed as 'laefty' and 'it' typed as 'itr' is what happens when you type with gloves.)*takes off the gloves*. There. Enjoy.

You know what? Screw the whole 'disclaimer' thing! It's not like Gainax lawyers are going to come up to my front door and,....*KnockKnock*....uh.. ... (oh, shit...)...I'm going to take a short vacation, ok....yeah... *jumps out window*
Gainax lawyer 1: Damn, she got away....
Gainax lawyer 2: Yeah....., but these fanfics are pretty funny!
Gainax lawyer 1: *slap* Idiot.

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You'll Figure It Out, version 2.0
by Supercat

Upon taking a closer look at Ritsuko's so called 'carpet', I realized that it wasn't a carpet at all, but, in fact, a two-foot-tall mound of cats. I wasn't sure, but I thought I saw a skeleton has the mound jiggled.... If it was, then I don't want to know wether it was a cat a skeleton, or a human skeleton..... Anyway, Ritsuko asked, "Do you want something? A medical question? Perhaps a knife in the back?"
Not quite hearing the last thing she said, I replied,"What was that last one?"
"Oh,.... uh, nothing."
"Oh, ok.......... Actually, I wanted to ask a rather personal question, I suppose it is medical, though..... Uh, pardon me, but, can you put that chainsaw down?"
Ritsuko, realizing that she was holding a chainsaw inches away from Rei's face, quickly threw it on the ground, and answered, "Uh.... I was.....uh.......... .....cutting wood before you came......... yeah........ that's it....."
"Uh, Ritsuko?"
"Yes?"
"Can you take off the hockey mask, too?"
"Uh, yeah.."
After that disturbing moment, I realized I had been watching too many horror movies and decided it was no big deal... I finnaly asked my question."How are babies born?"
Risuko blinked once or twice, then answered. "Well, usually it's a sort of showing of affection that happens when two individuals of the opposite sex procreate. The baby then grows in the stomach of the mother, and is removed when the time is right. Of course, like I said, this is what USUALLY happens.... Another possibility is that some sick freak with a lot of money and sunglasses decides that he wants to make a clone of his dead wife and the angel Lilith, and then take advantage of poor, helpless, defensless women who are madly in love with him, bacause he's a friggin' pansy with a small penis!"
This time it was my turn to blink, not only because her story seemed shockingly familar, but also because Ritsuko was flaming red, and so was her hair. After extinguising her hair, she got out two huge military machine guns, some shades, a big cigar, and said: "Hasta la vista, baby!HAHAHAHAAAAHA!!!!"
In the following minutes after that, I was dodging bullets like an escaped convic.
While running out the door, I could hear her say, "HEY! No fair! How come you can go in Matrix mode and I can't!"
I mumbled, "Because I'm the main character of this story, you stupid bitch...."
"I heard that!"
"Go blow Gendo, you slut!" I noticed this comment particularingly annoyed her since, at that moment, her apartment exploded. I ran all the way to my apartement, and, finnaly, after two days of no sleep, I fell in slumber on my couch.

Meanwhile, back at Risuko's house.....

"HAHAHAHAAAAAHAAHAHAHA!!!!!!" came the wild lunatic yells from Ritsuko. Then, all of a sudden, there was a *CLICK*. Turning around, Ritsuko stopped her raving and said, "Who turned off the T.V.?"
Her talking cat ( the one who had the conversation with the door earlier) replied, "It was me. That rambo movie seemed to excite you a little."
"Whatever." She was about to continue her ranting when another *CLICK* was heard.

Supercat: No, don't worry people, that wasn't the turning off of my brain. It's been extinguished for quite a while now. Nice guess, though.

"Oh shit," came the doctor's outburst, "I'm out of ammo. Oh well."
"Where did you get all that stuff, anyway?"
"It used you to be my mom's." She then quickly added, "But I'm in NO WAY like her."
A second talking cat with bags of groceries in his hands came from the corner of the street, and, looking from talking cat #1, to Ritsuko, then to the rubble that used to be an apartment, and said, "Damn! That's the third time this week!"

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Well, that's that. I know I haven't been writing for awhile, (a short while compared to some other writers like the guy who made Evangellydonnut, who, for your information, isn't writing anymore, but, still.) but that's because I simply don't have the time to. And the real problem is, I'v got lots of ideas, but my torturers of knowledge aren't allowing me to express my creativity! (translation: my teachers are giving me too much homework.) But now, my captors have given me and the rest of my fellow inmates a week of freedom! (translation: I have a week of no school.) So, in these joyous days, I will atempt to write the most I can! *music fades out* ......but fanfiction.net is getting, has my brother would put it, 'screwing up again'(well, when I wrote this it was). Crap. (translation: Crap.)