"Wakey, wakey, matey. Or I'll shove cheese down your ears and steal your whiskers for my own!"
"Burr aye, and oi'll eat ee's breffist all oop, zurr Marthen, and leave none fer 'ee!"
"Aye, Din, that you'll do, and I'll gloat my new whiskers while our lazy friend here snoozes away his seasons!"
Columbine, a young mouse, was passing by when she heard Gonff and Dinny taunting sleeping Martin, their Abbey warrior. She, of course, didn't know it was a game.
"Gonff, you'll do no such thing! Imagine, stealing another mouse's whiskers when you have rather fine ones of your own! And, you Dinny.....I thought Foremoles were curtious. You will not eat Martin's breakfast, why, you've just finished your own!"
Foremole Dinny and Gonff, the Prince of Mousethieves, stared at Columbine, wife of Gonff, in disvelief. Torrents of laughter filled their ears and they whipped around.
Martin was hanging over the side of the bed, helpless with laughter. He toppled over the side, tangled in the sheets.
"Hooheeheehahahoheeooo! Nice touch, adding Columbine. That's new." Gonff raised an eyebrow at his wife.
"Actually, we didn't add Columbine. She's new to use, too." This caused even more hilarity among the small group.
"I don't see what you're laughing at Martin," stated Bella, the Abbey Badger who was passing by. "Ferdy and Coggs are eating your breakfast. Another few seconds and you'll have to starve until lunch!"
Martin's mock fury lit up his face. Without a word he leaped forward and grasped his sword, sprinting out towards Cavern Hole. The role-playing group followed. When Martin reached the Cavern, he bounded onto the table in front of Ferdy and Coggs. The two hedgehogs calpped their arms around each other and began to quake with fear as they looked up the blade of the weapon weilded by the warrior.
"Arr! You filthy blaggards! Where's my brekfis'?" The hedgehogs shook their heads in responce.
"W-what are you talking about Martin? We d-didn't s-see your b-b-br.....food." They hid their heads against each other as the warrior's blade loomed closer.
"NO ONE MESSES WITH MY FOOD!" the warrior yelled, "YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS!" Suddenly, Martin fell onto the table, his ears splattered with cream, laughing. Ferdy and Coggs were stunned.
"HAHAHEEEHEEEHOOOOOAAAAAHAHAHA!" Martin rolled off the table, covered in cream and pudding. Gonff, forever the comic, sprinted in, grabbing Martin's tail.
"Ha! Now you've done it, m'buckoes! Our Warrior here has obviously gone mad with grief over his loss of food!" Gonff, with the help of Dinny, hoisted Martin to his feet. The sturdy mouse played along, transforming from a laughing mess to a sober mouse, whose whiskers drooped. He sucked in his flat stomach and his cheeks. Martin began howling with grief.
"OOWWWWW! OWOWOWOWOOO! My food, my precious food...." he began grappling Gonff's and Dinny's paws, absolutely howling. "Please sirs, spare an old poor mouse some food, it must have been years since I had a good slice of cheese, no pudding, no cream, just a starving mouse......haven't eaten for...days...Oh! Please! HAHAHEHE HEEEHOOOAAAHA! Funniest thing, really, wot!" The acting mouse pushed his paws up behind his ears, making them look longer, as he imitated a hare.
"Wot, wot, m'buckoes. Eaten a young rip's food, eh? Bad form, sahs!" He turned his blade on them and his face turned menacing. His personality changed yet again. "ARR! Mateys, y'think yer gettin' away wit' my food, eh? Harrharrharr! Swivvel m'timbers, y'ain't gettin' none! Y'hear!" Again, Martin collapsed in laughter as Ferdy and Coggs shivered and quaked.
"Y-You can have your food, Martin, w-we, er, didn't, er, eat any..." the hedgehogs put on their best "I hope he doesn't kill me" sort of nervous smiles. Gonff shook his head at them and started dragging the helpless Martin out of Cavern Hole. Dinny tapped his nose to the two quivering hedgehogs.
"Hurr, oi'm 'oping that ee rearlized that'n t'was a joke, zurrs, burr aye!" Bella, Columbine, Gonff, and Dinny, along with the rest of the assembly (except of course Ferdy and Coggs) burst into laughter. Martin just stared at them. Mockingly, he asked:
"What are you all laughing at?" Then he joined in their laughter.
"Burr aye, and oi'll eat ee's breffist all oop, zurr Marthen, and leave none fer 'ee!"
"Aye, Din, that you'll do, and I'll gloat my new whiskers while our lazy friend here snoozes away his seasons!"
Columbine, a young mouse, was passing by when she heard Gonff and Dinny taunting sleeping Martin, their Abbey warrior. She, of course, didn't know it was a game.
"Gonff, you'll do no such thing! Imagine, stealing another mouse's whiskers when you have rather fine ones of your own! And, you Dinny.....I thought Foremoles were curtious. You will not eat Martin's breakfast, why, you've just finished your own!"
Foremole Dinny and Gonff, the Prince of Mousethieves, stared at Columbine, wife of Gonff, in disvelief. Torrents of laughter filled their ears and they whipped around.
Martin was hanging over the side of the bed, helpless with laughter. He toppled over the side, tangled in the sheets.
"Hooheeheehahahoheeooo! Nice touch, adding Columbine. That's new." Gonff raised an eyebrow at his wife.
"Actually, we didn't add Columbine. She's new to use, too." This caused even more hilarity among the small group.
"I don't see what you're laughing at Martin," stated Bella, the Abbey Badger who was passing by. "Ferdy and Coggs are eating your breakfast. Another few seconds and you'll have to starve until lunch!"
Martin's mock fury lit up his face. Without a word he leaped forward and grasped his sword, sprinting out towards Cavern Hole. The role-playing group followed. When Martin reached the Cavern, he bounded onto the table in front of Ferdy and Coggs. The two hedgehogs calpped their arms around each other and began to quake with fear as they looked up the blade of the weapon weilded by the warrior.
"Arr! You filthy blaggards! Where's my brekfis'?" The hedgehogs shook their heads in responce.
"W-what are you talking about Martin? We d-didn't s-see your b-b-br.....food." They hid their heads against each other as the warrior's blade loomed closer.
"NO ONE MESSES WITH MY FOOD!" the warrior yelled, "YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS!" Suddenly, Martin fell onto the table, his ears splattered with cream, laughing. Ferdy and Coggs were stunned.
"HAHAHEEEHEEEHOOOOOAAAAAHAHAHA!" Martin rolled off the table, covered in cream and pudding. Gonff, forever the comic, sprinted in, grabbing Martin's tail.
"Ha! Now you've done it, m'buckoes! Our Warrior here has obviously gone mad with grief over his loss of food!" Gonff, with the help of Dinny, hoisted Martin to his feet. The sturdy mouse played along, transforming from a laughing mess to a sober mouse, whose whiskers drooped. He sucked in his flat stomach and his cheeks. Martin began howling with grief.
"OOWWWWW! OWOWOWOWOOO! My food, my precious food...." he began grappling Gonff's and Dinny's paws, absolutely howling. "Please sirs, spare an old poor mouse some food, it must have been years since I had a good slice of cheese, no pudding, no cream, just a starving mouse......haven't eaten for...days...Oh! Please! HAHAHEHE HEEEHOOOAAAHA! Funniest thing, really, wot!" The acting mouse pushed his paws up behind his ears, making them look longer, as he imitated a hare.
"Wot, wot, m'buckoes. Eaten a young rip's food, eh? Bad form, sahs!" He turned his blade on them and his face turned menacing. His personality changed yet again. "ARR! Mateys, y'think yer gettin' away wit' my food, eh? Harrharrharr! Swivvel m'timbers, y'ain't gettin' none! Y'hear!" Again, Martin collapsed in laughter as Ferdy and Coggs shivered and quaked.
"Y-You can have your food, Martin, w-we, er, didn't, er, eat any..." the hedgehogs put on their best "I hope he doesn't kill me" sort of nervous smiles. Gonff shook his head at them and started dragging the helpless Martin out of Cavern Hole. Dinny tapped his nose to the two quivering hedgehogs.
"Hurr, oi'm 'oping that ee rearlized that'n t'was a joke, zurrs, burr aye!" Bella, Columbine, Gonff, and Dinny, along with the rest of the assembly (except of course Ferdy and Coggs) burst into laughter. Martin just stared at them. Mockingly, he asked:
"What are you all laughing at?" Then he joined in their laughter.
