A little satire on my part. I might be the only one interested in this, but hopefully some people will take the hint and not do as I am about to do. Ok kiddies, here goes:
Hey ur all gonna luv this! Its a story I wrote one night while on a crazy sugar high so tell me if it sux k?
Miyu looked up into the clouds and frowned. She sensed Shinma
"Larva," she said, "Is it Shinma?"
"Yes Miyu," Larva said, "It is a Shinma"
"We must hunt the Shinma, and return them to the Dark. But first. I thirst for blood."
"K" Larva put on his mask. Larva took off his mask. Larva put his mask back on.
Miyu felt the pull of someone who wanted her gift and went to them.
"You are sad and you want my gift. In exchange of your blood."
"Yes, I am sad. My name is Ash. I didn't catch my latest Pokemon and master is going to rape me like a dime store ho again."
"I will give you your dreams"
"Yes"
Miyu went to Ash and bit his neck. Suddenly Ash glowed and stood up. "No, now I realize I don't need it, I can help you and make you happy will you be my friend?"
'Wow I always wanted one of those' Miyu giggled and pounded on the side of her head with her foot. "K, let's go grab some chow, homes, that'd be COOL k?"
"K. What about that dude giggy-foo, LARVA I pity da foo k?"
"Oh, he can go rot in hell, yo, cause like I like have friends and can like be all normal now yknow and that's like what I always wanted k?"
"K"
Off in Miyu's realm, Larva poofs himself out of existence.
Miyu and Ash stroll down the street and into a building. Miyu squeals like a red headed stepchild and runs into a random window "K ya cool!" She presses her small breasts against the inside of her Britney Spears shirt. "You know like I just like LOVE DBZ like ya!"
"Ya. What like about um like you yknow being like youknow a like yeah a like youknow foo a like vampire yeah?"
Miyu goes running off down the street like a thirteen year old girl and humps the leg of Batman whom she has just seen sauntering out of the tights shop.
Batman high fives her and pats her on the head simultaneously "Hey you look like a foxy slut come and lets mambo on each other's virgin bodies k?"
"K"
The scene ends in a disco where all are grinding to 'Shaniqua Don't Live Here No Mo."
Yay. Long live pre-adolescent pop culture.
Hey ur all gonna luv this! Its a story I wrote one night while on a crazy sugar high so tell me if it sux k?
Miyu looked up into the clouds and frowned. She sensed Shinma
"Larva," she said, "Is it Shinma?"
"Yes Miyu," Larva said, "It is a Shinma"
"We must hunt the Shinma, and return them to the Dark. But first. I thirst for blood."
"K" Larva put on his mask. Larva took off his mask. Larva put his mask back on.
Miyu felt the pull of someone who wanted her gift and went to them.
"You are sad and you want my gift. In exchange of your blood."
"Yes, I am sad. My name is Ash. I didn't catch my latest Pokemon and master is going to rape me like a dime store ho again."
"I will give you your dreams"
"Yes"
Miyu went to Ash and bit his neck. Suddenly Ash glowed and stood up. "No, now I realize I don't need it, I can help you and make you happy will you be my friend?"
'Wow I always wanted one of those' Miyu giggled and pounded on the side of her head with her foot. "K, let's go grab some chow, homes, that'd be COOL k?"
"K. What about that dude giggy-foo, LARVA I pity da foo k?"
"Oh, he can go rot in hell, yo, cause like I like have friends and can like be all normal now yknow and that's like what I always wanted k?"
"K"
Off in Miyu's realm, Larva poofs himself out of existence.
Miyu and Ash stroll down the street and into a building. Miyu squeals like a red headed stepchild and runs into a random window "K ya cool!" She presses her small breasts against the inside of her Britney Spears shirt. "You know like I just like LOVE DBZ like ya!"
"Ya. What like about um like you yknow being like youknow a like yeah a like youknow foo a like vampire yeah?"
Miyu goes running off down the street like a thirteen year old girl and humps the leg of Batman whom she has just seen sauntering out of the tights shop.
Batman high fives her and pats her on the head simultaneously "Hey you look like a foxy slut come and lets mambo on each other's virgin bodies k?"
"K"
The scene ends in a disco where all are grinding to 'Shaniqua Don't Live Here No Mo."
Yay. Long live pre-adolescent pop culture.
