A/N: Okay- so here she is, mates! The chap you've all been waiting for! The disclaimer's on a bunch o' other chaps, so leave me alone! "HENSKE HENSKE HE'S OUR MAN, IF HE CAN'T DO IT, MCKRACKEN CAN!"
HERE THE INSANITY ENDS, AND A FIC BEGINS
"Oh miss Per'gold? Come wiv' us! We show you alla Reddywall!" Perigold smiled at the little dibbuns.
"Actually," she grinned, "I was just about to take a stroll into the woods. Any of you who care to come with can help me dig holes and then take baths in the stream! You know, get all scrubbed up!" The dibbuns bellowed and ran away in a rush of tails and tiny, pattering feet. 'Perigold' would have smiled, but her eyes narrowed maliciously as she slipped out of the wicker gate.
Slowly the mouse crept through the forest until she was out of sight of the towering Abbey. She then picked up her pace and ran to a carefully concealed camp.
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Gonff saw Martin sitting at tea all alone. He sat down beside him and winked cheekily.
"Ahoy, matey! What's got you're whiskers in a knot?" The warrior looked up and half- smiled at his friend.
"Oh, this 'n' that, mate. I just have a few things on my mind, that's all." Gonff stood up and walked back over to Skip and Bella.
"Avast, m'cully!" Skip said. "Wot's got Martin in a blue funk?" Bella faced had a bemused look on it.
"A 'blue funk', Skip?" Skipper laughed with the other two and winked cheerily.
"Aye, me badger, 'tis worse than a red dibbun!" Bella's short barking laughs filled the cavern hole, but none seemed to care, as they were wrapped up in their own conversation. Gonff silently cast his glance past each and every beast present.
Where was Perigold?
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"Ah, Snitnose, you made it back!" The maiden ripped the rusty dagger from the fox's grasp. She flipped it and pressed it into his throut.
"Snitnose, is it, mate? I don't know how yer mother raised yer, but I'm no Snitnose, y'hear? You watch it, or I'm gunna hafter deal wit' yer!" The maiden curtsied mockingly as she handed the dagger back to the vermin. She headed towards the tent in the center of the vermin camp. Inside she found a ferret whetting a blade upon a stone.
"Haharr," he laughed. "If it isn't me old mate, 'Perigold'. Wot have ye got fer me, Peri?" Perigold shot the ferret a smug look. She told him all of Redwall, and of the green abbeybeasts inhabiting it. "Arr," he said when she was done. "Them orchards'll make it a good place, so will!"
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The next morning, Martin awoke to the same scene as he had before: sweating brow, saturated whiskers, and tears streaming down his face. Only this time he had not seen Rose. This time he had seen death.
The 2nd Dream
"NOOOOOO!" Martin cried, trying to heft his sword, only to find it vanish into the ground. He grappled with the grass where it had disappeared, only to find himself coming up with dirt. He lifted his face just in time to see a huge fox lift a cutlass. The cutlass ran through Gonff in one easy motion. The warrior could feel a foebeast coming up behind him, he turned to face the opponent, only to find himself staring at Perigold.
"Snitnose!" called the fox who had killed Gonff. "Kill 'em now!" Perigold smiled, only this was not the smile that Martin knew. This is a smile of deep loathing, hate. Malicious. She lifted a dagger slowly, Martin tried to move, but found that he couldn't.
"Oh," said Perigold, aka Snitnose. "I'm going to enjoy this. It was fun, Marty, but all good things must come to an end, right? Yore Abbey was a good thing ... and now it is an end of you. Thank you for the Abbey, warrior ..." The blade came slicing down.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!" Martin screamed again. The dagger was a hair's breadth from his throat when it was countered with a javelin tip. Martin herd one word before he was knocked out cold.
"EULALIA!"
Here Ends Martin's Dream
A/N: Whoah, I think I'll write more during English or something. More to come in a week or so, I guess I'll catch you all on the flip side, then.
HERE THE INSANITY ENDS, AND A FIC BEGINS
"Oh miss Per'gold? Come wiv' us! We show you alla Reddywall!" Perigold smiled at the little dibbuns.
"Actually," she grinned, "I was just about to take a stroll into the woods. Any of you who care to come with can help me dig holes and then take baths in the stream! You know, get all scrubbed up!" The dibbuns bellowed and ran away in a rush of tails and tiny, pattering feet. 'Perigold' would have smiled, but her eyes narrowed maliciously as she slipped out of the wicker gate.
Slowly the mouse crept through the forest until she was out of sight of the towering Abbey. She then picked up her pace and ran to a carefully concealed camp.
________________________________________________________________________
Gonff saw Martin sitting at tea all alone. He sat down beside him and winked cheekily.
"Ahoy, matey! What's got you're whiskers in a knot?" The warrior looked up and half- smiled at his friend.
"Oh, this 'n' that, mate. I just have a few things on my mind, that's all." Gonff stood up and walked back over to Skip and Bella.
"Avast, m'cully!" Skip said. "Wot's got Martin in a blue funk?" Bella faced had a bemused look on it.
"A 'blue funk', Skip?" Skipper laughed with the other two and winked cheerily.
"Aye, me badger, 'tis worse than a red dibbun!" Bella's short barking laughs filled the cavern hole, but none seemed to care, as they were wrapped up in their own conversation. Gonff silently cast his glance past each and every beast present.
Where was Perigold?
________________________________________________________________________
"Ah, Snitnose, you made it back!" The maiden ripped the rusty dagger from the fox's grasp. She flipped it and pressed it into his throut.
"Snitnose, is it, mate? I don't know how yer mother raised yer, but I'm no Snitnose, y'hear? You watch it, or I'm gunna hafter deal wit' yer!" The maiden curtsied mockingly as she handed the dagger back to the vermin. She headed towards the tent in the center of the vermin camp. Inside she found a ferret whetting a blade upon a stone.
"Haharr," he laughed. "If it isn't me old mate, 'Perigold'. Wot have ye got fer me, Peri?" Perigold shot the ferret a smug look. She told him all of Redwall, and of the green abbeybeasts inhabiting it. "Arr," he said when she was done. "Them orchards'll make it a good place, so will!"
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The next morning, Martin awoke to the same scene as he had before: sweating brow, saturated whiskers, and tears streaming down his face. Only this time he had not seen Rose. This time he had seen death.
The 2nd Dream
"NOOOOOO!" Martin cried, trying to heft his sword, only to find it vanish into the ground. He grappled with the grass where it had disappeared, only to find himself coming up with dirt. He lifted his face just in time to see a huge fox lift a cutlass. The cutlass ran through Gonff in one easy motion. The warrior could feel a foebeast coming up behind him, he turned to face the opponent, only to find himself staring at Perigold.
"Snitnose!" called the fox who had killed Gonff. "Kill 'em now!" Perigold smiled, only this was not the smile that Martin knew. This is a smile of deep loathing, hate. Malicious. She lifted a dagger slowly, Martin tried to move, but found that he couldn't.
"Oh," said Perigold, aka Snitnose. "I'm going to enjoy this. It was fun, Marty, but all good things must come to an end, right? Yore Abbey was a good thing ... and now it is an end of you. Thank you for the Abbey, warrior ..." The blade came slicing down.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!" Martin screamed again. The dagger was a hair's breadth from his throat when it was countered with a javelin tip. Martin herd one word before he was knocked out cold.
"EULALIA!"
Here Ends Martin's Dream
A/N: Whoah, I think I'll write more during English or something. More to come in a week or so, I guess I'll catch you all on the flip side, then.
