What does Dumbledore REALLY do with his pensieve when no one is around?? Read on and find out........
Albus Dumbledore slowly opened the cabinet door. He glanced around the office once more to make sure no one was there. He smiled and stuck his wand in the pensieve and all of a sudden, his office stated to swirl around him. The next thing he knew, he was sitting next to a younger Dumbledore in a square courtroom. He waved his hand in front of the younger Dumbledore's face. He laughed manically and walked over to where Mr. Crouch was standing.
" Hello, I am perfect Mr. Crouch. I am stuck up and I like to pick my nose." Dumbledore said, imitating the way Crouch was standing. He started laughing so hard he was rolling on the ground. When he finally got up he looked in the center of the room and saw Ludo Bagman sitting in the chair. He cheered and ran towards Ludo.
"Now I'm the great talented Quidditch player Ludo Bagman," Dumbledore flexed his muscles "and I'm so strong but I grow up to be an over stuffed pig whose belly sticks out of his quidditch robes." He laughed again and pulled off his robes and started to do the Macarena in his boxers.
"Ha ha! Hey crouch, this must be illegal, I'm dancing in a court room in my boxers, arrest me!!"Dumbledore then started to do cart wheels around the room while singing the muggle song, Dirty Pop by *NSYNC. He messed up on a cartwheel and landed sitting up and laughing so hard he started rolling on the floor again. All of a sudden, he heard someone clear his or her throat behind him. He turned around and saw a modern Crouch standing behind him.
"Excuse me Dumbledore, but we had a meeting at 4:00 and right now it's 4:30." Crouch said.
"Of course, of course. I was just, um, looking in on old cases to help with the one we are working on. Yeah that's it." Dumbledore said getting up and getting ready to go back to his office.
"Um, Dumbledore, your robes."
"Why thank you for reminding me, I almost forgot." He pulled on his robes and apparated Crouch and him back to his office. He sat at his desk and crouch sat across from him. They talked for about an hour until Crouch stood up and left. AS he was heading out the door he looked at Dumbledore and said " I loved your imitation of me as a stuck up, nose picking pig." He turned and left. Dumbledore sighed a breath of relief and turned back to his cabinet and jumped right back into his pensieve.
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Even the wisest guys need to take a break, oh yeah this takes place during Harry's first year so Crouch is still alive, and i wrote this when i was really sugar high at 12:00 at night, if its bad, blame it on the sugar!Review Review Review
Disclaimer- Harry Potter and all related things belong to the bestest author in the world, jk rowling. and NSYNC belongs to themselves. Thank u!
Albus Dumbledore slowly opened the cabinet door. He glanced around the office once more to make sure no one was there. He smiled and stuck his wand in the pensieve and all of a sudden, his office stated to swirl around him. The next thing he knew, he was sitting next to a younger Dumbledore in a square courtroom. He waved his hand in front of the younger Dumbledore's face. He laughed manically and walked over to where Mr. Crouch was standing.
" Hello, I am perfect Mr. Crouch. I am stuck up and I like to pick my nose." Dumbledore said, imitating the way Crouch was standing. He started laughing so hard he was rolling on the ground. When he finally got up he looked in the center of the room and saw Ludo Bagman sitting in the chair. He cheered and ran towards Ludo.
"Now I'm the great talented Quidditch player Ludo Bagman," Dumbledore flexed his muscles "and I'm so strong but I grow up to be an over stuffed pig whose belly sticks out of his quidditch robes." He laughed again and pulled off his robes and started to do the Macarena in his boxers.
"Ha ha! Hey crouch, this must be illegal, I'm dancing in a court room in my boxers, arrest me!!"Dumbledore then started to do cart wheels around the room while singing the muggle song, Dirty Pop by *NSYNC. He messed up on a cartwheel and landed sitting up and laughing so hard he started rolling on the floor again. All of a sudden, he heard someone clear his or her throat behind him. He turned around and saw a modern Crouch standing behind him.
"Excuse me Dumbledore, but we had a meeting at 4:00 and right now it's 4:30." Crouch said.
"Of course, of course. I was just, um, looking in on old cases to help with the one we are working on. Yeah that's it." Dumbledore said getting up and getting ready to go back to his office.
"Um, Dumbledore, your robes."
"Why thank you for reminding me, I almost forgot." He pulled on his robes and apparated Crouch and him back to his office. He sat at his desk and crouch sat across from him. They talked for about an hour until Crouch stood up and left. AS he was heading out the door he looked at Dumbledore and said " I loved your imitation of me as a stuck up, nose picking pig." He turned and left. Dumbledore sighed a breath of relief and turned back to his cabinet and jumped right back into his pensieve.
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Even the wisest guys need to take a break, oh yeah this takes place during Harry's first year so Crouch is still alive, and i wrote this when i was really sugar high at 12:00 at night, if its bad, blame it on the sugar!Review Review Review
Disclaimer- Harry Potter and all related things belong to the bestest author in the world, jk rowling. and NSYNC belongs to themselves. Thank u!
