Chapter 2 of 'Irk sweet Irk'
I told you I would continue ;)
Disclaimer: The same wonderful people! Jhonen Vasquez, Nickelodeon, and ATC.
Author's note: Thanx SO much for all of the lovely reviews! I am honored to have you guys like my story, since some of you write amazing stories yourselves. Also I will explain the whole singing thing in this chapter for all of you confused people. ( I just figured it out myself... )
*~*~*~*~ Still in the lab~*~*~*~*
Zim ripped the X-scope off of Dib's head and threw it behind him. Dib stood there his fist clenched and staring at Zim. He turned more of his attention to Gaz whom was still standing in the corner looking at the floor.
" What have you done to her?" Dr. Membrane yelled at Zim.
Zim giggled, " Oh, nothing she did that to herself. It was her choice."
" No...... not really." Gaz mumbled
Zim stared at her and made her shut up. He picked up the chains off the floor and swung them around like a whip.
" I shall leave now. I must get back to G.I.R. he's probably looking for his tuna." Zim walked over to Gaz and gave her the chains, " I will see you tomorrow Gaz, good luck."
He left the lab going up the stairs. They all waited for the door upstairs to close before speaking.
" What in heavens name was all of that about?" Dib asked Gaz.
" Well it's a long story......"
*~*~*~*~ At Zim's house~*~*~*~*
Zim walked in the door and fell straight onto his couch.
" Hellooooooooooooo!" G.I.R. smiled as he walked into the room.
" G.I.R. it has been along day please just leave me alone."
" Why did big scary man come and take you and Gaz bye bye?"
" G.I.R. I want you to take a very educated guess."
" He wanted tuna?"
" No."
" He wanted a chocolate-bubble gum milkshake?"
" No G.I.R., try again."
" He wanted some of that yummy purple stuff that makes you a flying night light?"
" No G.I.R., you are....... Did you say yummy purple stuff?"
" I don't knowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!"
Zim got off the couch and walked into the kitchen. He looked at the table and he saw a goblet full of purple goo spilled onto the table.
" G.I.R.!!!!! You are not supposed to drink THAT!" Zim yelled.
" Oh, I understand!"
" How long does it take you to understand G.I.R.? That stuff is not a fruity beverage! IT IS TO MAKE PEOPLE....."
He stopped he really didn't want to be too hard on G.I.R.. For the poor S.I.R.'s brain was only made up of two pennies, a gumball, a paperclip, and a screw. G.I.R. looked up at his master,
" Make people do what?" G.I.R. asked
" Okay, that goo is other whys known as A.T.C., this is a long name so I shortened it. Anyway the stuff is for humans, notice I said humans not S.I.R.'s, it makes them fly and glow. Yet it can only work unless I write the songs that are being sung. This results in them being able to help me if I'm in trouble! Got it?"
G.I.R. stared blankly at Zim, " What?"
" Oh well I tried."
Zim walked over to his trash can and jumped in. He was gone in about five seconds and G.I.R. walked over to the TV.
*~*~*~*~ The next morning at Skool~*~*~*~*
Dib was looking around the skool yard for Zim pulling Gaz by her Game slave.
" Dib, leave me alone I don't want to make any more trouble as it is!" Gaz yelled waking Dib's arm with her fist.
" Stop Gaz! I'm going to teach Zim a lesson for messing with another human!"
" You are such a freak." Gaz mumbled as she stooped hitting him.
Zim came up from behind Dib and pulled Gaz out of his grasp. Zim and Dib starred at each other for a long time as Gaz tried to pull herself out of Zim's grasp.
" I give up."
" Zim, I want to know why you would ever think about doing that to my sister?" Dib snarled.
" It was just a little A.T.C. nothing that could hurt her."
" You think that it's OK to fly and glow, not to mention being able to save people in the process?"
" Yes, actually it's very common."
" Dib, leave Zim alone he's right it won't hurt me. So maybe you should just mind your own beeswax." Gaz said finally getting her arm free of Zim's hand.
" Yeah Dib, it won't hurt her to tell you the truth I would never hurt her."
At this Dib got enraged. He remembered that Zim was weak against water and picked up a snowball.
" Really? Is that so? Well, I know that this will hurt you!" Dib yelled as he hurled the snowball at Zim.
Zim ducked and the snowball hit Torque Spakey who was behind Zim. Torque came up to Dib and grabbed him by the collar of his black trench coat.
" You got something to say to me punk?" Torque asked showing a fist.
" Ahhhhh, no....."
Zim left the screaming Dib behind him and walked off to another part of the skool yard. Gaz was giggling uncontrollably as Torque stuffed Dib's head into a pile of snow.
" That's your Christmas present kid." Torque said walking away.
" Thanks a lot Torque." Dib said a little wobbly as he fell back into the pile of snow.
" Great job Dib! You sure showed Zim didn't you?" Gaz said kicking some snow onto his face.
Gaz walked into the skool as Dib recovered from the attack.
" I'll get you next time Zim. Just you wait till December 25. All doom will.....!!!!!!!" Dib fell down onto the ground a snowball stuck to his head.
" Yeah and I'll be ready." Zim laughed menacingly.
*~*~*~*~ To be continued ~*~*~*~*
This is going to be a novel people so please tell me what you think so far!
