Chapter 3 of 'Irk sweet Irk'
I shall continue again!
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Authors note: Hi again! sorry that I waited so long to put this up but I've been performing in a play ALL week. ( no time to do anything ) So here it is! ( I don't know how to spell dredel or dreadle or............ )
*~*~*~*~* In Zim's lab *~*~*~*~*
Zim was busy bustling around his lab trying to find his Irkan calendar. He had to find out what this '25 of December' was. He never remembered any month called December on his planet, but maybe he had made a mistake. I mean his planet had 23 months and it was kind of hard to remember them all. About an hour later he gave up his search downstairs and headed upstairs. No Irken invader gave up any type of mission, especially if it interfered with their original mission.
He arrived in his kitchen only to see G.I.R. sitting at the table playing with some type of spinning toy.
" G.I.R., what is that spinnie thingie?" Zim asked standing behind G.I.R.
" It's a dreadle! Listen to my song! Dreadle, dreadle, dreadle I made you out of chocolate-bubblegum, and when you're dry and ready oh dreadle....."
" OK G.I.R. I get the picture. What is this dreadle thingie? Is it a weapon?"
" No, it's lots of FUN! You spin it and it lands on a symbol it means something.... and ....uh....you.... GET CANDY!"
" Wow G.I.R. that's great. Listen have you seen my calendar?"
" NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Here though."
G.I.R. handed Zim a calendar with puppies on it, Zim opened it. He jumped with joy! This was a human calendar with all the right months. He flipped through all of the months only to find December on the last page. Looking at the 25 it read Christmas. What the heck is Christmas? Zim thought.
" G.I.R. what is Christmas?" Zim asked the little robot.
" I don't knowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!"
" You are so helpful G.I.R.. You really are. I'm gonna' call Gaz and ask her."
Zim walked into the living room to his phone over by the window. Dialing Gaz's number he waited for someone to pick-up.
" Hello?" a boy muttered on the other line.
" Hello Dib. Put Gaz on the phone. Now!"
" Why should I?"
" Because I said so you stupid human! DO NOT QUESTION ME!!!!!"
" Dib give me the phone." ( You here Gaz in the background ripping the phone out of Dib's grasp. )
" Hiya Zim! What do you want?" Gaz asked well pushing Dib away.
" What is Christmas?"
" What?! Where do you come from Zim? You don't know what Christmas is?"
" Well....uh....I celebrate..... Kenieokio." Zim answered remembering the holiday his planet celebrated when an invader conquered an enemy planet.
" That doesn't sound.... Oh well, Christmas is like....!!!!" ( Gaz gets pushed away from the phone and Dib picks up. )
" Christmas is a holiday when everyone goes home with their family Zim! They all give.....!!!" ( you here constant fighting and squabbling in the background. )
- Zim hangs up the phone -
" I feel so sorry for poor Gaz having to live with that moron Dib." Zim sighed turning around.
" Can Gaz live here? I like her she pets me!!!!" G.I.R. asked jumping up and down on the couch.
" No G.I.R. I don't think so......" Zim thought of Dib's reaction to that question and broke out into hysterical laughter., " Or we could try!"
Both of them started to laugh when Zim realized he had a plan, or something along that line. He didn't really know if this was what he thought, but he remembered a word from Irk. Saying it aloud he realized this was serious.
" Do da n de da n dai ?"
He ran into the kitchen and went into his lab through the toilet.
" Poor Zim he's in Do da n de da n dai now!" G.I.R. said happily.
*~*~*~*~* To be continued *~*~*~*~*
Sorry, that was wicked short so I wrote you a little story about baby Red and baby Purple. ( I like Red and Purple. he-he )
Hide and Seek
*~*~*~*~ In the mother ship of the Irvada ~*~*~*~*
A tall Irkan was running around the control room looking for someone. He looked just like Purple yet he was blue. As a matter of fact his name was Blue! He was calling someone's name looking underneath chairs and desks.
" Purple! Red! Where are you? Come out this instant!" Blue yelled
A little red Irkan snuck up behind Blue and jumped on his back.
" I got you now Dad!" Red yelled.
" There you are you little monster." He said knocking Red off his back., " Where's Purple?"
" He's still hiding from you. We're playing hide and go seek!"
" Great." Blue muttered., " Oley Oley oxen free!!!!"
Hoping that Purple would come out he waited for 5 minutes. When Purple didn't appear Red went out looking for him.
" PURPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! COME OUT PURPLE!" Red yelled
He floated down the long red corridor watching as all of the Irkan invaders who walked by. He wondered why they were so much shorter than him, he was only 4. He was about to call out Purple's name again when he saw an open door.
" He must be in there!"
Red floated in, it was very dark and he swore he had heard a voice.
" Purple.... come out Purple....." Red whimpered ( think of Chuckie from the Rugrats )
A scatter of foot beats went off next to him. He jumped and flew up higher into the air.
" Go away! I'm the son of the Almighty Tallest Blue and Green! Don't come any closer I'm warning you!"
The foot beats went off again causing little Red to float to the right a little. Whatever it was it wasn't listening to him.
" GO AWAY!" Red yelled now in tears.
The lights all of a sudden turned on and Purple was right in front of him.
" I sure got you! This really proves you're nothing but a big baby!" Purple laughed hysterically.
" I am not a baby! I'll be a better leader than you'll ever be!"
" No one likes a loser who likes lasers!"
" Well, no one likes a loser who likes smoke machines!"
We leave are little leaders in peace, so much for a game of hide and go seek. ;)
*~*~*~*~* The end *~*~*~*~*~*
Thanx for reading guys! Chapter 4 is on it's way! :)
