Vivi and friends- Beware. This isn't your everyday fanfic. it may disgust and apall some.
I'm changing the character's personallities, occupations, and relationships.
You've been warned... as per usual, R&R please..

Oh, and I do not own any of the Final Fantasy (or any other characters) characters in this fic
so please don't think that I do.


(scene: a normal surburbian house living room. A 2-seater Couch, a TV, numerous articles of
clothing scattered about)

(vivi walks in)

Vivi: HI! Welcome to uh.. Vivi and friends! a new sitcom starring the characters of various Final Fantasy games.
This show is going to give these characters a chance to be themselves, and not be bound by the
"save the world" thing that seems to be the big seller in rpg's these days.."

Cid:(walk into the room)HEY SHRIMP! GET THE &@%*@$ OUTTA THE WAY!
(shoves Vivi out of the way of the Couch, and sits) AHH let's see what's on.. (begins to watch TV)

Vivi: (gets up, brushes himself off) That's my Room-mate, Cid. He's uh.... a little shy...

Cid: OH yeah, I'm sure I'm the shy one (sarcastically said) ^#$%%*@#% damn-ass black mage...

Vivi: (sweatdrops) I didn't hear that remark...

(doorbell rings)

Vivi: I wonder who that is..? (runs to get the door)

(Vivi opens the door and Red XIII comes in)

Vivi: Oh hello Nanaki!

Red: NEVER call me that name! Not in front of the street, anyway. (calles out to Cid) Cid!
You got my stuff?

Cid: (from the living room) Yeah. under the coat-stand! I &@$#* hope I get paid for hiding it!

Red: Yeah, whatever Cid (slips a paw underneath the coat-stand) HEY CID! I can't find it!

Cid: Get the shrimp to get it! (from the living room)

Red: (looks to Vivi) Get it now!

Vivi: O....K... (puts his hand underneath the coat-stand and pulls out a clear plastic bag)

Red: I got some people waiting on this stuff, hand it over Charcoal-face!

Vivi: (looks at the packet) HOLY CRAP! THIS STUFF IS WEED!

Red: (snarls) of course it is, I AM a weed dealer after all. (grabs the packet in his mouth
and runs out the door)

Cid: (walks into the lobby) HEY! WHERE'D THAT *#@%*(#%& SHIFTY SON OF A BITCH GO?!?

Vivi: (points in the direction red went) uh.. Thattaway

Cid: Thanks shrimp. (runs off, shouting "WHERE THE #@$&*#%^ IS MY DAMN PAY!!")

(Vivi closes the door, and walks into the living room. The TV is on the "all britney Spears"
channel)

Vivi: What the hell am I going on about? THIS ISN'T A GOD DAMN FAMILY SITCOM! (notices the audience)
uh.. See ya next week, when uh.. Vivi and friends continues!


-End-









Kas' note: OK, so It was a little short, and only featuring 3 characters. But don't worry,
I'll destroy more characters yet. Next episode could be focoused around the following subjects:

The Turks
What the supposed "couples" are like in real life
House Party!
Sephiroth and Cloud- just a rumour?
Yuffie and Selphie's quest for Coolness
Cid's mom comes to stay!

Feel free to suggest anything, either via e-mail, or via rewiew.


-Kasplatza red-

(please note that no Video game characters were hurt in the making of this kasplatza fanfic)