Vivi and friends- Beware. This isn't your everyday fanfic. it may disgust and apall some.
I'm changing the character's personallities, occupations, and relationships.
You've been warned... as per usual, R&R please..
Oh, and I do not own any of the Final Fantasy (or any other characters) characters in this fic
so please don't think that I do.
(scene- the same normal suburbian house living room as last time. Vivi is watching TV on the couch)
Vivi:(looks up) Hey! Welcome back to Vivi and friends. Cid's out at the moment, so I get to watch the TV.
Cid did get his money of Nanak- I mean Red XIII, so he's probably down at the pub, like usual.
(The Doorbell rings)
Vivi: Coming! (gets off the couch, goes into the lobby, and opens the door)
(about 15 or so people push past him, and run into the living room)
Cid: (walks to the open door from the outside and looks at Vivi) DAMNIT SHRIMP! YOU STILL HERE?
Vivi: (closes the door after Cid) uh... yes, I DO live here after all...
Cid: Yea whatever @$^%*# Dumb-ass Black mage. I'm havin a party, by the way.
Vivi: WHAT!!
Cid: WELL DON'T JUST STAND THERE! GO AND #@$&@&(^% GET SOME @#$&*#% MUNCHIES! (runs into living room shouting)
Vivi: .............. (walks to kitchen and gets some food) I guess we DO need to provide food..
(vivi takes the food into the living room, where numerous Final Fantasy(tm) characters are partying)
Zidane: HEY EVERYONE! VIVI'S GOT CHEEZELS!
(numerous characters run for the Cheezels, knocking Vivi over)
Vivi:(gets up and notices the Bowl of cheezels are gone) Damnit, that was our last packet too.
*Elsewhere in the room*
Sephiroth:(whispers in Rinoa's Ear)So, you wanna go out back or somfin..?
Rinoa:(giggles) uh.. o-
Aeris: But you said I was your No.1 Girl Sephy. (makes a sour face)
Sephiroth: That was until I saw you and Squall snogging in that alley last night
Rinoa: YOU WHORE! YOU DISGUSTING LITTLE SLUT! YOU... YOU.. YOU KNOW SQUALL'S MINE!
Aeris: Not in real life, bitch (pokes tongue out and pulls eyelid down)
Eiko: Is going out back what we did that time Rufus had that house-warming party sephy?
Sephiroth:(blushes) shh! quiet Eiko that was meant to be a secret (notices Rinoa, Aeris and Tifa staring at him)
Tifa: (under breath) coughpedocough
Sephiroth: WHAAAAAT?!?
Rinoa:(to Aeris) You han have him bitch
Aeris:(backs away) no way, he's yours
(barret walks up)
Barret: Well, sorry to be greedy girls, but if you don't want him (looks to sephiroth) Shall we?
(sephiroth nods. They leave)
*Meanwhile, back to vivi*
Vivi: so uh... Beaten any good enemies lately?
Shiva: No. Everyone ditches me after they get HIM! (points to Ifrit, who is enjoying a brownie)
Ifrit: What was that..? Did I just hear a dog bark?
Shiva: oo NOW YOU'RE GONNA GET IT! DIAMOND DUS-
Vivi: PLEASE GOD DAMNIT! Take it outside!
(Shiva and Ifrit both look to Vivi)
Ifrit: OK. That'd be the polite thing to do.
(shiva and Ifrit walk outside and continue their battle)
Vivi: I can't take much more of this...
(a slap sound is heard)
Quistis: DIDN'T I TELL YOU NOT TO PUT YOUR HAND ON MY ASS??
Cid:(rubbing red part on face)r @$&@#%*@$$! damnit bich, that hurt!
(Cid goes to attack Quistis, but gets Body-slammed by Steiner)
Steiner: Don't you put your scum-ridden hands on lady Quistis!
Cid: owwww @!@^@&$* why me..?
Vivi: (screams) OK THAT'S ENOUGH! EVERYONE! OUT! OUUUUUUUUUUT! FIRA! (Vivi's hands become infested with particles of fire)
(Everyone screams and leaves)
Vivi:(puts the fire away) Phew.. Good thing I didn't Have to hurt anyone...
Cid: Oh man... this is soo gonna ruin my rep. Living with a party-crasher.
Vivi:(looks threateningly to Cid) Ahem.
Cid: Ok ok ok.. I'll clean it all up.
(vivi nods and looks to the audience)
Vivi: My god, We're all insane! Please don't let these acts ruin your Final Fantasy Gaming Experiences at home folks.
Stay Tuned for the Next episode of.. Vivi And Friends!
-End-
Kas' note: That, I must say was a bit better. It was a little longer too. I hope you've enjoyed the next installment of Vivi and friends,
and I hope that I've made your Favourites list. If not, I guess I'll haveta try harder then, won't I?
Please note that no Video Game characters were hurt in the making of this Kasplatza Fanfic
I'm changing the character's personallities, occupations, and relationships.
You've been warned... as per usual, R&R please..
Oh, and I do not own any of the Final Fantasy (or any other characters) characters in this fic
so please don't think that I do.
(scene- the same normal suburbian house living room as last time. Vivi is watching TV on the couch)
Vivi:(looks up) Hey! Welcome back to Vivi and friends. Cid's out at the moment, so I get to watch the TV.
Cid did get his money of Nanak- I mean Red XIII, so he's probably down at the pub, like usual.
(The Doorbell rings)
Vivi: Coming! (gets off the couch, goes into the lobby, and opens the door)
(about 15 or so people push past him, and run into the living room)
Cid: (walks to the open door from the outside and looks at Vivi) DAMNIT SHRIMP! YOU STILL HERE?
Vivi: (closes the door after Cid) uh... yes, I DO live here after all...
Cid: Yea whatever @$^%*# Dumb-ass Black mage. I'm havin a party, by the way.
Vivi: WHAT!!
Cid: WELL DON'T JUST STAND THERE! GO AND #@$&@&(^% GET SOME @#$&*#% MUNCHIES! (runs into living room shouting)
Vivi: .............. (walks to kitchen and gets some food) I guess we DO need to provide food..
(vivi takes the food into the living room, where numerous Final Fantasy(tm) characters are partying)
Zidane: HEY EVERYONE! VIVI'S GOT CHEEZELS!
(numerous characters run for the Cheezels, knocking Vivi over)
Vivi:(gets up and notices the Bowl of cheezels are gone) Damnit, that was our last packet too.
*Elsewhere in the room*
Sephiroth:(whispers in Rinoa's Ear)So, you wanna go out back or somfin..?
Rinoa:(giggles) uh.. o-
Aeris: But you said I was your No.1 Girl Sephy. (makes a sour face)
Sephiroth: That was until I saw you and Squall snogging in that alley last night
Rinoa: YOU WHORE! YOU DISGUSTING LITTLE SLUT! YOU... YOU.. YOU KNOW SQUALL'S MINE!
Aeris: Not in real life, bitch (pokes tongue out and pulls eyelid down)
Eiko: Is going out back what we did that time Rufus had that house-warming party sephy?
Sephiroth:(blushes) shh! quiet Eiko that was meant to be a secret (notices Rinoa, Aeris and Tifa staring at him)
Tifa: (under breath) coughpedocough
Sephiroth: WHAAAAAT?!?
Rinoa:(to Aeris) You han have him bitch
Aeris:(backs away) no way, he's yours
(barret walks up)
Barret: Well, sorry to be greedy girls, but if you don't want him (looks to sephiroth) Shall we?
(sephiroth nods. They leave)
*Meanwhile, back to vivi*
Vivi: so uh... Beaten any good enemies lately?
Shiva: No. Everyone ditches me after they get HIM! (points to Ifrit, who is enjoying a brownie)
Ifrit: What was that..? Did I just hear a dog bark?
Shiva: oo NOW YOU'RE GONNA GET IT! DIAMOND DUS-
Vivi: PLEASE GOD DAMNIT! Take it outside!
(Shiva and Ifrit both look to Vivi)
Ifrit: OK. That'd be the polite thing to do.
(shiva and Ifrit walk outside and continue their battle)
Vivi: I can't take much more of this...
(a slap sound is heard)
Quistis: DIDN'T I TELL YOU NOT TO PUT YOUR HAND ON MY ASS??
Cid:(rubbing red part on face)r @$&@#%*@$$! damnit bich, that hurt!
(Cid goes to attack Quistis, but gets Body-slammed by Steiner)
Steiner: Don't you put your scum-ridden hands on lady Quistis!
Cid: owwww @!@^@&$* why me..?
Vivi: (screams) OK THAT'S ENOUGH! EVERYONE! OUT! OUUUUUUUUUUT! FIRA! (Vivi's hands become infested with particles of fire)
(Everyone screams and leaves)
Vivi:(puts the fire away) Phew.. Good thing I didn't Have to hurt anyone...
Cid: Oh man... this is soo gonna ruin my rep. Living with a party-crasher.
Vivi:(looks threateningly to Cid) Ahem.
Cid: Ok ok ok.. I'll clean it all up.
(vivi nods and looks to the audience)
Vivi: My god, We're all insane! Please don't let these acts ruin your Final Fantasy Gaming Experiences at home folks.
Stay Tuned for the Next episode of.. Vivi And Friends!
-End-
Kas' note: That, I must say was a bit better. It was a little longer too. I hope you've enjoyed the next installment of Vivi and friends,
and I hope that I've made your Favourites list. If not, I guess I'll haveta try harder then, won't I?
Please note that no Video Game characters were hurt in the making of this Kasplatza Fanfic
