Vivi and friends- Beware. This isn't your everyday fanfic. it may disgust and apall some.
I'm changing the character's personallities, occupations, and relationships.
You've been warned... as per usual, R&R please..

Oh, and I do not own any of the Final Fantasy (or any other characters) characters in this fic
so please don't think that I do.


(scene- the same normal suburbian house living room as last time. Vivi is watching TV on the couch)

Vivi:(looks up) Hey! Welcome back to Vivi and friends. Cid's out at the moment, so I get to watch the TV.
Cid did get his money of Nanak- I mean Red XIII, so he's probably down at the pub, like usual.

(The Doorbell rings)

Vivi: Coming! (gets off the couch, goes into the lobby, and opens the door)

(about 15 or so people push past him, and run into the living room)

Cid: (walks to the open door from the outside and looks at Vivi) DAMNIT SHRIMP! YOU STILL HERE?

Vivi: (closes the door after Cid) uh... yes, I DO live here after all...

Cid: Yea whatever @$^%*# Dumb-ass Black mage. I'm havin a party, by the way.

Vivi: WHAT!!

Cid: WELL DON'T JUST STAND THERE! GO AND #@$&@&(^% GET SOME @#$&*#% MUNCHIES! (runs into living room shouting)

Vivi: .............. (walks to kitchen and gets some food) I guess we DO need to provide food..

(vivi takes the food into the living room, where numerous Final Fantasy(tm) characters are partying)

Zidane: HEY EVERYONE! VIVI'S GOT CHEEZELS!

(numerous characters run for the Cheezels, knocking Vivi over)

Vivi:(gets up and notices the Bowl of cheezels are gone) Damnit, that was our last packet too.

*Elsewhere in the room*

Sephiroth:(whispers in Rinoa's Ear)So, you wanna go out back or somfin..?

Rinoa:(giggles) uh.. o-

Aeris: But you said I was your No.1 Girl Sephy. (makes a sour face)

Sephiroth: That was until I saw you and Squall snogging in that alley last night

Rinoa: YOU WHORE! YOU DISGUSTING LITTLE SLUT! YOU... YOU.. YOU KNOW SQUALL'S MINE!

Aeris: Not in real life, bitch (pokes tongue out and pulls eyelid down)

Eiko: Is going out back what we did that time Rufus had that house-warming party sephy?

Sephiroth:(blushes) shh! quiet Eiko that was meant to be a secret (notices Rinoa, Aeris and Tifa staring at him)

Tifa: (under breath) coughpedocough

Sephiroth: WHAAAAAT?!?

Rinoa:(to Aeris) You han have him bitch

Aeris:(backs away) no way, he's yours

(barret walks up)

Barret: Well, sorry to be greedy girls, but if you don't want him (looks to sephiroth) Shall we?

(sephiroth nods. They leave)

*Meanwhile, back to vivi*

Vivi: so uh... Beaten any good enemies lately?

Shiva: No. Everyone ditches me after they get HIM! (points to Ifrit, who is enjoying a brownie)

Ifrit: What was that..? Did I just hear a dog bark?

Shiva: oo NOW YOU'RE GONNA GET IT! DIAMOND DUS-

Vivi: PLEASE GOD DAMNIT! Take it outside!

(Shiva and Ifrit both look to Vivi)

Ifrit: OK. That'd be the polite thing to do.

(shiva and Ifrit walk outside and continue their battle)

Vivi: I can't take much more of this...

(a slap sound is heard)

Quistis: DIDN'T I TELL YOU NOT TO PUT YOUR HAND ON MY ASS??

Cid:(rubbing red part on face)r @$&@#%*@$$! damnit bich, that hurt!

(Cid goes to attack Quistis, but gets Body-slammed by Steiner)

Steiner: Don't you put your scum-ridden hands on lady Quistis!

Cid: owwww @!@^@&$* why me..?

Vivi: (screams) OK THAT'S ENOUGH! EVERYONE! OUT! OUUUUUUUUUUT! FIRA! (Vivi's hands become infested with particles of fire)

(Everyone screams and leaves)

Vivi:(puts the fire away) Phew.. Good thing I didn't Have to hurt anyone...

Cid: Oh man... this is soo gonna ruin my rep. Living with a party-crasher.

Vivi:(looks threateningly to Cid) Ahem.

Cid: Ok ok ok.. I'll clean it all up.

(vivi nods and looks to the audience)

Vivi: My god, We're all insane! Please don't let these acts ruin your Final Fantasy Gaming Experiences at home folks.
Stay Tuned for the Next episode of.. Vivi And Friends!




-End-


Kas' note: That, I must say was a bit better. It was a little longer too. I hope you've enjoyed the next installment of Vivi and friends,
and I hope that I've made your Favourites list. If not, I guess I'll haveta try harder then, won't I?




Please note that no Video Game characters were hurt in the making of this Kasplatza Fanfic