Chapter 5 of 'Irk sweet Irk'

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Author's note: Chapter 5 is here! Yeah! 0.0

*~*~*~*~* Skool on December 21 *~*~*~*~*

Zim walked into the Skool yard with G.I.R. attached to his leash. Dib walked up to Zim and stared at G.I.R.

" Zim.... why did you bring your robot to skool? Is this some type of alien ritual?" Dib asked as Gaz walked up.

" No. He refused to stay home. He wanted to come." Zim scowled.

Gaz got down on her knees and started to scratch G.I.R. behind the ears. G.I.R. smiled he loved to be loved! ^.^ Dib snorted and pulled his trench coat closer to his body. It had snowed earlier that day and the Skool grounds where a pale white. Zim hated the cold but did very well hiding it. G.I.R. and Gaz on the other hand were having a snowball fight at the moment.

" Come on G.I.R., I'm going inside." Zim yelled to his sidekick.

" Yes Sir!" G.I.R. yelled back as he threw one last snowball at Gaz.

Zim took G.I.R.'s leash and walked into the Skool. G.I.R. was very happy at all of the hustle and bustle that was going on around the Skool. There were lots of different decorations hung about, and as far as Zim knew this was their last day of Skool till January 2, 2003.( It was 2002 ) Zim walked into the classroom with G.I.R. and Ms. Bitters stared at him coldly.

" Zim you can not have pets in class." She hissed.

" Why not?"

" Because they will distract the other children. Put him outside. NOW!"

G.I.R. bowed his head and followed Zim out of the door. On their way outside Gaz walked up to them. She looked at G.I.R. who was now in tears.

" Oh, poor G.I.R.! What's wrong with him?" Gaz asked pausing her Gameslave. ( scary... )

" Ms. Bitters won't let him in." Zim sighed.

" I'll take him, Mr. Elliot won't mind." Gaz said picking G.I.R. up.

" Really? I mean he's a pain in the neck."

" I'm sure I can handle him."

" Thanks! He might of froze out there." Zim said giving Gaz the leash.

They both walked inside talking to each other as Dib glared at them. Why were they so nice to each other? Gaz never stopped playing her Gameslave if he needed help. Or offered to help for that matter. Was that alien fooling with her mind or could it be that they ( shudders ) like each other?

Thoughts like these followed Dib all threw the day. Yet he wasn't the only one. Zim was also thinking about the impossible fact that he might like Gaz or vice versa. He was more though concentrated on the fact that he had to find some way for himself to go home with a family on Christmas. He had to be human so it had to be done.

In Mr. Elliot's class G.I.R. and Gaz were having a great time showing off G.I.R.'s rockets. All of the kids thought that G.I.R. was real neat until Mr. Elliot made Gaz stop playing with G.I.R.. They sat down at Gaz's desk in the back row. Then some very horrible secrets were exchanged.......

*~*~*~*~* At lunch *~*~*~*~*

Gaz was sitting at her usual table with Dib and G.I.R.. G.I.R. sat there very quietly as Zim walked up and sat down. Gaz was also quiet as she tried to play her game yet she was losing. Zim looked at all three of them with a surprised look on his faced, even G.I.R. hadn't looked at him!

" Alright what's gotten in to you people? G.I.R. isn't crazy, Dib hasn't said one thing about me being an alien, and Gaz is......" He stopped she was usually this way.

G.I.R. suddenly broke down into tears.

" Master! I am SO sorry! I have made a boo booooooooo!" He sobbed.

" What happened G.I.R.?" Zim asked

" I told them." He whispered.

" What G.I.R.? What did you tell them?" Zim demanded his heart now racing.

" He told us that you're an alien." Gaz hissed.

Zim's heart skipped a beat and he thought he was about to faint.

*~*~*~*~* At Zim's house *~*~*~*~*

Zim had been grateful that the day had ended half early and that the second that they found out he was an alien the bell rang. Zim had tied G.I.R. to a chair in the living room and was demanding that G.I.R. told him why he had done something that stupid.

" G.I.R., not even you are that stupid. Why would you tell them that? Why did you tell Gaz that!?" Zim yelled.

" I was having so much fun master. Gaz told me a secret and I thought that I should tell her one of my secrets." G.I.R. informed the enraged Zim.

" That is MY SECRET! Not your secret! This is not good G.I.R. not good at all. You could have told her that you were a robot but not that I was an alien!" Zim had started to get a little teary.

Zim wiped his eyes and turned around. G.I.R. had done the most horrible thing he could ever have done. Zim sat down on the couch and started to cry. He had never done this before it was a new thing for him but what else could he do? He had to think of some way to tell Gaz that he wasn't an alien.

" Well." Zim told G.I.R., " I'll just think of some way for her to forget she ever heard that."

G.I.R. sighed in the chair next to Zim. He turned a purple color that Zim had never seen before.

" I must tell you something Zim." G.I.R. looked at his master, " I think that it might be better if you tell her the truth. I mean you said it yourself, your in Do da n de da n dai. That was Gaz's secret, she also loves you." He paused to look at Zim's surprised face, " You two have been friends for a year now. If you really like her at least tell her that you're an alien. If she loves you she won't care what you are, if she cares than she's not the one for you. Take my advice Zim, you'll never conquer the world without some help."

G.I.R. turned back to his teal color and looked at the ground.

" You're right G.I.R.. As much as I hate to admit it you're right."

Zim got up and dialed Gaz's phone number.

" Hello." Gaz muttered on the other line.

" Hi Gaz."

" I don't want to talk to you." She sounded a little chocked up.

" Come over here at are usual lesson time. I have a new tune I need to teach you."

" Fine." Gaz hung up her phone.

" Well G.I.R. Let's make up a song....."

*~*~*~*~* ??????? *~*~*~*~*

The two purple and red behemoths were in the dark night of the city. They had a plan. They knew their enemies weakness. They were going to rock their world with an Irkan beat......

*~*~*~* To be continued *~*~*~*

The two behemoths were in the previous chapter people just to tell you! ^.^ Next Chapter is called 'The Shape of my heart' . Look I know the name! And it has nothing to do with ATC. ( is that good or bad? ) It's a coming ASAP!